PodTea’d

The Shattered of Europe gather to discuss the matters of the land.

PodTea’d 087: ExtendedRichardThomas81

NOTE: This episode was recorded in August. Vid is literally the slowest editor in the world. Tommy got the smooth moves. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

12-25
02:39:02

PodTea’d 086: The Talking Anus Boy

NEW! IT REALLY TALKS! Only from Milton Bradley! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

09-27
02:21:05

PodTea’d 085: The Crying Chair

Not The Crying Game. That’s entirely different. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

06-30
02:08:52

PodTea’d 084: Black Hitler

This week, Black Hitler saves Hanukkah using his sharp wits, smooth voice, and the armies of the fatherland. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

05-29
02:54:34

PodTea’d 083: Aligator Penis Holster

“good luck with the cover image” Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

04-18
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PodTea’d 082: Literally No Good Titles

I was in charge of picking a title this week and couldn’t think of one, and I sure as hell ain’t listening to this shit myself. So fuck it, no title. Deal with it. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

03-07
01:57:26

PodTea’d 081: Crunchy Disdain

Mmmm, tasty. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

02-10
02:02:58

PodTea’d 080: The Octogenarian

Ha ha, Matty is old. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

01-25
01:47:43

PodTea’d 079: Hitler Chicken

Fresh from the oven. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

01-14
01:39:36

PodTea’d 078: Little Yiffy (or: I Love Your Fashionable Butthole)

Chocolate starfish is my original character. Do not steal. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

12-03
01:58:06

PodTea’d 077: You Wake Up, You’re A Tractor

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust pipe, pointing upright and curved stiffly away from the cabin at the […]

11-20
01:33:31

PodTea’d 076: Anal Nerd

He’s studied long and hard. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

11-06
02:11:52

PodTea’d 075: Bricks and Pedophiles

Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I’m sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay…) Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

10-17
02:02:16

PodTea’d 074: Fuck It, I’m Ted Dansen, Let Me Have Sex With Link

LET ME HAVE HIM GODDAMMIT Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

09-09
02:38:25

PodTea’d 073: Gosh This Sure Got Gay

Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea’d! By the way, we’ve switched to a new web-host this week. Let me know (via Twitter @spam_can) if there’s any problems! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan […]

08-17
01:39:29

PodTea’d 072: Matty’s Splatoon Dog Fun Times

On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty… react. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

07-24
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PodTea’d 071: DicFriends

Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don’t even know anymore. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

07-08
01:52:44

PodTea’d 070: The Ball Bone

I can’t think of a tagline this week. Blergh. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

06-18
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PodTea’d 069: Anus And The Cock In The Morning

WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we’ve got a show! We’ve definitely got a show. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

05-29
02:06:18

PodTea’d 068: April Fools (Released May 21st)

Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May… neither would Angela Lansbury. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

05-21
01:55:23

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