Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die. For breaking soccer news… For insight that excels… For expert analytics… ...you better go somewhere else. But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying: “I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.” - Hugh Mann "Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state." -Stephanie “I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.” - definitely the real Merritt Paulson “¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?” - Diego “They're pretty nice, for assholes.” - Dane “They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?” - your grandma “I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.” - Tyler “Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!” -McG “I quit.” - Randy Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play

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Episode 118 (season 6 episode 13) - We REALLY suck again

What’s coming up in this episode? • Life and Travel • Results! • Offseason

12-04

01:01:51

Episode 117 (season 6 episode 12) - THERE WILL BE SIGNS

What’s coming up in this episode? Life and Travel Results! Weekend prediction

10-30

01:09:57

Episode 116 (season 6 episode 11) - Aaaand… We Suck Again version 37.3b w/Matt from the Riptides SG

Episode 116 (season 6 episode 11) - Aaaand… We Suck Again version 37.3b w/Matt from the Riptides SG by Portland Vanity Soccer

10-09

01:30:39

Episode 115 (season 6 episode 10) - The Nihalists’ Wake

Episode 115 (season 6 episode 10) - The Nihalists’ Wake by Portland Vanity Soccer

09-24

01:05:51

Episode 114 (season 6 episode 9) - We’re not dead yet

Episode 114 (season 6 episode 9) - We’re not dead yet by Portland Vanity Soccer

08-26

01:15:49

Episode 113 (season 6 episode 8) - Let’s See How This Goes

What’s coming up in this episode? Results Vibes Corrections Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

07-11

01:08:55

ep 112.5 PVSP

YAWNfest over here.

06-28

57:08

Episode 112 (s6e7) - Summer School is for Losers

What’s coming up in this episode? August Trip of Death Recent Results USMNT Drama/Club World Cup Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

06-18

01:15:58

Episode 111 (s6e6) - We're Back Pat

What’s coming up in this episode? • Missed all of you • Some recent results (maybe) • Upcoming Summer Plans • Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

06-04

01:04:14

Episode 110 (s6e5) - NOW WITH MORE IMRAN!!!!!!!

What’s coming up in this episode? • Jake Gleeson Update • Latest and Greatest • Recent Performances • Predictions

04-22

01:18:17

Episode 109 (s6e4) - Fuckin rock n roll bro

Episode 109 (s6e4) - Fuckin rock n roll bro 4/1/25 Jonathan: show intro ‘welcome to Season 6, Episode 4 of the Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast (intro order: Jonathan, Josh, Greg) Greg: What’s coming up in this episode? THE VIBES BRO Recent Performances Predictions

04-02

01:05:39

ep 108 PVSP

What’s coming up in this episode? • TA Party and Home Opener recap • Recent Performances • Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity X - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

03-11

01:07:15

Episode 107 (s6e2) - Gate-Keeper Phil

What’s coming up in this episode? • Busy Weekend • Roster Finalization • Evander • Training • Predictions TA Party on Saturday 2/22 @6pm @Legends • Tattoos • Bands • Beer - 8 TAPS! • Raffle • FUN TIMES Home Opener on Sunday 2/23 @10am @Legends • Beer - 8 TAPS! • New merch • FUN TIMES Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

02-20

01:13:23

Episode 106 (s6e1) - Actively Shitting Your Pants During Silly Season - 1/27/25

What’s coming up in this episode? •Offseason Updates •Signings, Incoming and Outgoing •50th Anniversary / Axe Photos / Cascadia Cup Photos •Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

02-05

01:15:04

Episode 105 (s5e16) - It’s all Ned’s fault, Evander is selfish, Phil takes responsibility but the players quit on him.

What’s coming up in this episode? • Results- WE WON THE CUP! • What happened? • Drama • New segment • Off Season PVSP Boy Sets Fire - After the Eulogy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrodzFIYcqE

11-03

01:08:15

Episode 104 (s5e15) - Beers, Butts, & Beer Garden

What’s coming up in this episode? • Results • Lay of the land • Predictions Closing Track: Cold Hearted Snake -Paula Abdul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

10-13

01:11:26

Episode 103 (s5e14) - The Fat Bois Are Back

What’s coming up in this episode? • We missed you • State of the state • Predictions CLOSING SONG: Hate Myself For Loving You, - Joan Jet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNw7jYkbVc Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.

09-25

01:23:05

Episode 102 (s5e13) - This tournament is still stupid (aka, the greatest tournament in the world)

What’s coming up in this episode? Recent Results Welcome to Portland (Wrexham) Predictions

08-08

01:08:49

PVSP EPISODE 100

Now with more RANDY

07-09

01:32:33

Episode 99 (s5e10) - 99 Green & Gold Balloons

What’s coming up in this episode? • Vibes and Results • Summer of Love • Transfer speculation • Upcoming 100th Episode

06-22

01:10:15

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