Positively Negative

Unemployed and aspiring comedian rants about small things in every day life. With a variety of recurring segments, where the only quality material check is his dog. Be a part of the movement that literally started with ZERO fanfare/following!

The Return

The King has returned....

09-09
38:35

Chain Snatch

Eli listens in on a few ultimate fighters at the gym and relives the time he got his chain snatched.

06-24
33:14

Soc. Med.

Eli shares his thoughts about the current state of social media.

06-17
39:28

Camping

Eli brings Morgan back to discuss their recent camping trip.

06-09
32:29

Peaches; Neighbor H8

Eli dissects Justin Bieber's song "Peaches." He also rants about his neighbor. Don't tell her!

06-04
33:52

Quick Thoughts

Eli fires off some quick, unfiltered thoughts/takes. FACK

05-28
33:10

Beautiful Crazy Analysis

Eli analyzes the lyrics to Luke Combs' "Beautiful Crazy." Followed by a "high in the community" story.

05-21
38:17

Guest: Wife 2.0

Eli and wife Morgan play a newlywed game after almost a year of marriage.

05-17
40:20

Special Guest: Hunter K.

Eli speaks to a long-lost friend, covering summer camps, 2 day-long canoe races, and dead birds.

05-10
36:53

I M Embarrassing

Eli lists off how he embarrasses himself.

05-04
31:34

Sugar Mama

Eli's trophy wife joins him....Sorry everyone

04-30
35:46

Tinder and Cutoffs

Eli discusses Tinder experiences as well as a new Coffeeshop Eavesdrop.............

04-27
39:34

Douche or Not a Douche

Eli calls out several types of Douche Bags as well as stands up for misunderstood Douches.

04-23
47:16

Sorry means nothing

Eli reviews the week and reveals moments he wish he never said anything. 

04-20
32:05

I HEART Granny and Hip-Hop

I bully my grandma and give love to Hip-Hop

04-13
33:35

Thong Swim Suit Bottoms

Eli praises manual labor while becoming an old man.

04-06
35:26

Don't Cry Over Spilled Seed

Eli reads ridiculous Bible quotes and is wrong for the first time in his life!

04-02
33:38

Off Campus D-Bag

Eli engages in COVID protocol prior to the pandemic and listens in to a stranger's boyfriend meeting her parents for the first time. 

03-30
28:19

'Sode 2

Eli provides a few work stories, as well as does a little editing. Can you spot it?

03-26
29:29

Pilot

Welcome to the Positively Negative Podcast! First episode, c'mon now. 

03-22
17:44

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