Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.

Episode 270 – Happily Ever After

The story draws to a close, and before our heroes lies a choice. The end of one story, but the start of a hundred thousand more. Maybe our heroes choices made the world better, maybe...

09-18
59:14

Episode 269 – Teen Boy

It’s the final conflict, a battle royale between our heroes, Crim, Moira, and wherever Shira’s anger filled loyalties currently lie! Who will win, and who will last?

09-18
01:48:14

Episode 268 – Furry Awakening

The battle continues in the endless fields of illusion. Blood and mud, can our heroes conquer the next step of the gauntlet?

09-18
01:14:17

Episode 267 – Fall to the Bottom

Just when the crew thinks they’re on top, they fall to the bottom.

11-23
01:32:58

Episode 266 – Rise to The Top

At the top of a city, the top of a tower, the world is going to change. All you have to do is get there to see it.

03-01
01:34:10

Episode 265 – Burn Him, Burn Him!

What happens when you see the smallest on windows to actually win? To take the big bad, the force ruining the world? What would you do?

01-16
01:04:42

Extra Life 2019 Announcement!

Another charity stream! If you missed the last one where we ate half raw eggs, lemons, and screamed at eachother while dying of fatigue, come hang out with us!

12-04
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Episode 264 – Final Save Point

What’s past the door? What’s at the top of the tower? Is it simply a posh funeral, or apex of this mystery? Or just more and more mysteries because that’s how we do things here!

12-04
01:23:30

Episode 263 – Party Schmoozin

Finally a party! Get your drinks, tiny crackers, and let’s see if we can figure out  what’s going on!

11-17
01:16:28

Episode 262 – Socialist Baguette

When a fight looks too dire, when the odds are stacked against you and defeat looks inevitable, sometimes the only real thing you need are friends . . .  and violent, body spasming sickness.

09-13
01:16:02

Episode 261 – Roasting Johncast

Trapped with a wall of death in front of them, and a wall of enemies in front, our heroes desperately bring their talents to the surface, in the hopes to get just that much closer...

09-05
01:28:36

Episode 260 – Remember To Breathe

Our heroes can only be patient for so long. As the black vehicle begins to burn, so does the situation heat up.

08-09
01:16:21

Episode 259: Black Palanquin

The heroes of Morty decide to start calling upon their allies, and the dates begin. Can the power of love help our player’s up another level?

07-19
01:10:56

Episode 258 – Red Gums

Slowly mingling with the strange crowd at the funeral, things grow quickly more and more grotesque.

07-14
01:17:28

Episode 257 – Daisy Chaining Death

A gift from a forgotten god to their newest acolytes, writhing and powerful.

06-14
01:12:05

Episode 256 – The Rot

A dark corridor, a strange moss that swallows what it touches, and a strange party. Things are getting stranger, but when our heroes find aid, is the price too high?

06-07
01:02:05

Episode 255 – Almost A Joke

We’re Morty’s Boys, and we like to party. But it wouldn’t be an Atla party without a completely contrived puzzle mechanic!

05-31
01:24:42

Episode 254 – Baguette Inhalation

Warm up the grill at Sizzler, it’s time for these classy adventurers to get romantic!

05-14
01:12:04

Episode 253 – Tactical Dates

Before any big fight, you need weapons, power, and a fancy costume change. But more then anything, you need the power of the friends you made along the way! Our heroes go out into the...

04-25
01:19:36

Episode 252 – Perfectly Suitable

Everyone meets back up to confront Mortimer Crim, but before they can Shira must wake from a dream made of the memories and secrets of her family, and Sapphire Melody has to pick up Mezzo...

04-17
01:23:03

Fiona Doyle

I decided the best thing to do during covid quarantine is to go back to the beginning of my favorite dnd podcast and listen to it again! I'm so excited!

06-11 Reply

Joe Hess

love the announcement at the beginning! congrats and I personally am going through the same thing. 4 yrs this Oct.

09-27 Reply

Erika Reed

it's a song

01-04 Reply

Erika Reed

yes/no fake blood

01-04 Reply

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