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Author: Shannon Ford and MC Callahan

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Shannon Ford and MC Callahan aren't here to inspire you or help you better yourself in any way... but they can guarantee you'll laugh. They cover everything from Shannon's year-long stint as a reality TV villain to pop culture to what happens when you have to wear an adult diaper due to a stomach bug at your best friend's wedding.
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Some days three little words are all you need to feel inspired. And today's words are "go fuck yourself".  Shannon and MC send that message (with love, of course) to all of the keyboard warriors out there who need to get a life. On top of the venting, we find out which famous family is copying every one of Shannon's moves as well as where the eye of the vagina is located. But the biggest discovery of them all... Shannon's family's pastimes are more disturbing than MC's.  That's scary for two reasons: 1) MC and her brother *may* have dated  2) Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher *may* have had an affair with her grandfather. So yeah... The Ford family is bloody deranged. Enjoy episode 9! And if you don't, as previously stated, kindly GFY. 
Kuntry Mouse

Kuntry Mouse

2021-02-1558:16

Ever feel like a lil kuntry mouse in a big city? Same. And in today's episode these two kuntry mice compare friends to wine, rank girls in the sack by hair color and discuss why you should or should NOT meet your heroes. (Shannon's tip of the day: make sure your hero has had a well balanced meal.) And last but not least... you've heard the lyric "slob on my knob, like corn on the cob" right? Well, corn is out and BBQ chips are IN. 
Orange You Glad...

Orange You Glad...

2021-02-0856:21

Nair is not meant for your lady bits. Neither is lunch meat. Also, don't bang your relatives whether they're blood related or not. These are things Shannon and MC go over today along with the many other regrets in their lives. For example: it's not always smart to play the "Cool Girl"... especially if you aren't "cool". And for the big reveal... What color are Shannon's pubes!? We aren't spilling the tea now but ORANGE you glad you're HAIR to find out!? 
Tinder Roof

Tinder Roof

2021-02-0101:01:39

In FRIENDS it was Central Perk. In Nashville it’s Tin Roof. Monica found Chandler. Shannon & MC found fuckbois who baby talk their genitals. (You read that right.) Plus, why does going to third base with Shannon leave you with fruit-flavored, moisturized lips and, who is the man outside of MC’s window? These mysteries are all brought to you by Tinder Roof! Enjoy episode 6, Tootabugs!
JIZZcuzzi

JIZZcuzzi

2021-01-2545:59

Will MC have to appear in court after a revelation about a former fling? Why does Shannon compare herself to a delicious breakfast food? And which of the ladies thinks she has the world's most perfect vagina? These questions will all be answered in the next 45 minutes. Plus, you'll learn exactly what a jizzcuzzi is as well as details about possum rigor mortis! Absolutely horrified yet!? Well, the audacity that Shannon has to judge other people's ladybits while hers is leaky AF will definitely leave you appalled... but CUM ON IN TO EPISODE 5!
Hashtag Buttstuff

Hashtag Buttstuff

2021-01-1844:56

This episode begins with an update from last week's surprise mouth bleed after about 1,000 messages saying Shannon's for sure pregnant. And speaking of surprises! The Reverend, as we now call him, gave Shannon a ring-a-ling to discuss the Father, Son and Holy Ghosting. How did that call go? You'll just have to listen. But one thing's for sure... The Reverend will NOT be happy with all the butt stuff today.  Which is shocking because it's a very holy conversation?? Wait... no... butt holey is not the same as holy. Anyways, clench those sphincters and get ready for a SPICY episode! 
Holy Ghosted

Holy Ghosted

2021-01-1146:27

The most offensive thing a guy could do after you have sex with him? Yeah, that happened to Shannon, and TBH it still stings a little. In this episode you also learn which of the gals pleasures themselves to a Nationwide Insurance spokesman and which one has no nipples. Confused? Us too. But they say the third time’s a charm so strap in for episode 3! And if you don’t like it… you can suck a fart out of Shannon’s asshole. (That will make more sense soon, we promise…)
Knuck If You Buck

Knuck If You Buck

2021-01-0451:151

Shannon and MC are back to discuss Hilaria Baldwin, the biggest lies they've ever told in a relationship and being sexually attracted to yourself like Kourtney Kardashian. Spoiler Alert: Shannon is a big ole, masturbating liar. We also find out that Shannon only knows history because of the show The Crown while MC's Grandfather may have had a filthy affair with a former Prime Minister.  Plus more about ketchup escapades in the back of a minivan and fantasizing about your own funeral.  
The Leaky Vagina

The Leaky Vagina

2020-12-2801:01:063

Shannon Ford is a former reality TV villain turned self-obsessed influencer who will either charm you or make you NEVER want to have a daughter. MC Callahan is a host on SiriusXM The Highway and is constantly grasping on to her last shred of dignity before the carpool moms demand she's canceled.  Either way...  In episode 1 you learn how the two became besties, how they feel about drinking pee and whose vagina is... well... leaky. And just to top things off Shannon explains the reason she wore adult diapers in MC's wedding. 
Probably a Podcast coming December 28. Buckle up bitches. 
Comments (2)

Hilary Schumacher

I feel like I'm having a conversation with my girlfriends when I listen to them. Hilarious and honest!

Jan 14th
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Hailey Martinez

So funny!

Dec 29th
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