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The History Channel's Ancient Aliens is a divisive show, to say the least, but science (and sci-fi) obsessed nerds, Steve & Joey, are exploring each episode of everyone’s favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory with equal parts love and skepticism...as well as the quirky researchers and experts that evangelize it. What has mainstream science debunked about Ancient Aliens in the years since it premiered? And what mysterious aspects of humanity’s origins are still best explained by theorists like Georgios Tsoukalos, Erich von Daniken, and the rest of this passionate crew of explorers?
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A tribute to the Magonia Man himself - this is more of a short tribute/documentary to Jacques Vallee, and we think Ancient Aliens is all the better for it. Maybe one of the most worthwhile episodes to watch in the last 5 seasons.
We recap Steve's recent trip to Contact in the Desert 2025! Is the show still worth attending? Will we be back next year? Did he end up almost shitting his pants the second half of the trip - tune in and find out!
We're back again - with a dip of a prolapsed anus into ol' Loch Ness, and the rest of wet, moist, damp, beautiful Scotland!
We just couldn't stay away from Tsouks, Childress, and Von Daniken n'crew forever! We're checking back in with Ancient Aliens after a couple years off and many changes in our personal lives. How has the show evolved in our time away? How much deeper are the bacon canyons in the brows and cheeks of our funky-haired talking heads? Has anyone gone through a prolapse experience and lived to tell the tale?
We're back after another hiatus, because Joey became a dad 3.5 weeks before he thought he would! But we're here to finish off the season 4 finale and step away from ol' Travis and the team for a few months until Season 5 is available on streaming services. The Skinwalker crew sits down with Brandon in his skyscraper lair to go over the data they've collected all season. Thankfully there's a few tidbits of new info, but this episode juuuuuust barely avoids being a clip show, so small kudos for that at least.
Travis Taylor and th'boys throw everything they've used this season at The Blob in The Triangle all at once! Rockets (of course), Laser Cannons, Laser Blazing Bear chanting, and 250 drones!
We're back! And Travis and the ranch crew have more...RAWKETS to shooooooooooot!!!! This time - they're shootin' 'em fuckin' SAHD-WAAAAAAZE!!! Also, there is a top 5 all time coolest pieces of evidence contender at the end of this episode - enjoy!
**Ok, I know we've been terrible at posting lately. Our schedules have been completely packed lately, school, baby stuff, new job, etc. We WILL get back to a consistent schedule and still love doing the show! Please be patient with us until we are back into our groove(s)**
ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION: Zak and the crew go on a ghost date with Lavinia, a serial killer, and explore a jail that's had over 14k deaths in it! Plus, we meet Hoon, and I fucking hate Hoon. At least we get the first appearance of Destination Fear and Project Fear's Dakota Laden as a brace-faced boy!
This episode is chock-full of experimental goodness and actually feels like the culmination of most of the experiments surrounding "the blob" that came before it! Plus: rockets, flamethrowers, and tesla guns...need we say more?
"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!
It’s all about acoustic portal-opening soundscapes this episode - a welcome change of pace from just shooting rockets into the sky (though there’s still a little of that too!) - especially since they use an indigenous band called Blazing Bear to play ancient traditional tribal music to try and trigger up some UAPs…and maybe a little more than they bargained for. Some parts of this episode feel like an episode of Ghost Adventures, and boy-howdy are we HERE FOR IT!!!
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Joey was dealing with a medical emergency with one of his dogs all weekend (she's on the mend, thankfully) so sorry for the lack of Hungry For Skinwalker Ranch! Please enjoy this peek into our Patreon from last New Year's Eve!
**ORIGINAL PATREON DESCRIPTION**
Happy New Year everyone! We hope 2023 was prolapstralicious and 2024 will be even better and wetter! Steve and I played a fun "Would You Rather?" game from a book that may or may not have been written by AI or auto-translated - enjoy and see you in the new year!
Last week we were jamming stuff in the ground around The Mesa, and this week - what else? - we're shootin' rockets and fireworks into the sky above The Mesa. It's a delicate, precise dance with Travis Taylor as he relies on his tried and true method of blowin' shit up and measuring the weird stuff that happens! This episode though, they just might have found proof that there is a portal at Skinwalker Ranch...
"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!
This episode asks us to read between the lines…but joke’s on them! We can’t even read! Only write! Regardless, this ep gives us more drilling, more drones, more diggin’, and more bones - everything a Skinwalker Rancher could ask for! Except…more Dragon. There’s too much Dragon in this episode and he’s very cringey to watch and they should stop allowing him to talk. He does get his cloaca scanned by a vet though!
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Sorry life is getting in the way so much the past couple months! We'll be back with Hungry for Skinwalker Ranch ASAP(enis)!
**Original Patreon Description**
We're back! We came, we saw, we came again! We hung out with Anthony Peake, we got asked by Dave Foley if we were gay Palm Springs stalkers, we were annoyed by Jeremy Corbell, and much much more. Enjoy!
Steve has been at Anime Expo for over five days and needed a break tonight, so please enjoy this Patreon episode from a few months ago, where we covered the follow ups to our coverage of Terence McKenna's Prague-Gnosis with Ram Dass. These two episodes feature the father of Morphic Resonance, and the father of Near Death Experiences, Rupert Sheldrake and Kenneth Ring, respectively. Enjoy!
"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!
Father of the term “UAP,” John “Jay” Stratton guest stars on this episode, as he was a former colleague with Travis on the UAP Task Force for two years. Stratton was also a researcher on Robert Bigelow’s staff back in 2009 and had some pretty wild paranormal experiences that he shares with the crew. Travis then uses Jay as bait for a secret experiment, and the results are, honestly, pretty crazy. Enjoy!
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PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month!
Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services
BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
Travis and the boys get drillin', and the the drill gets...nothin'? At least, not so far, though there is one weird phenomena happening here with the drill bit that can't be explained. Still, this episode feels like more filler, almost like this season is the Netflix season of Arrested Development, where only a couple of the cast members could be together to shoot scenes at any given time. I'm interested to see where this goes, but ultimately this season has been as slow as the drill that's grindin' out the mesa!
Sorry for no new episode of Hungry for Skinwalker Ranch tonight! The anomaly in the mesa turned us into mindless rocket shaped people and we have no hands anymore!
Please enjoy our April episode of Proving Deeper: our review and spoilercast of the Apple TV show, Constellation! Anthony Peake fans will find a lot to love this this show.
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We both watched the Apple TV sci-fi series "Constellation" recently and dive deep into it's presentation of how certain phenomena in quantum physics could effect your life if you were somehow physically shown that the "spooky science at a distance" was real...enjoy!
"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!
We suspect that this is a true “filler” episode. The continuity and the editing is weird, and we never actually see any drilling! That being said, Thomas Winterton actually seems sober and awake, and they do have an interesting phenomena occur in the form of a weird flashing purple light. Don’t worry, the skinwalker ranch crew definitely says “purple flash/light” about a million times in a two minute period. Enjoy1
Support the show at:
PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month!
Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services
BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!
A bit of an aimless episode (literally) as a helicopter can’t seem to maintain control while driving through portal-infused airspace. There are NO ROCKETS - REPEAT: NOOOOO ROCKETS launched in this episode! BUT, the hunky ginger Caleb does drop his balls out of the sky in said whirlybird while crane malfunctions abound as the Fugle’s crew tries to prep the Mesa for drillin’!
Support the show at:
PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month!
Listen to our OTHER show: No Guts, No Glory: The Berserk Podcast! On all your favorite podcast services
BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it's been a bit since my last review. Steve an Joey are two of the bestest beautiful boys out in California. if your hobbies include: Ghost Adventures Ancient Aliens Disc Golf Random Life chatter Berserk (the manga) Then this is the podcast for you! Do y'all have a disc that you recommend for slower RHBH? My main go to is my Leopard or my Insanity. What is your main "go to" disc?
I'm glad to hear that everything went well for the Wife of Joey.
5 stars wen discord
it's been a while since I listened to the boys, got a few months of content to catch up on on both this feed and the patreon. love the freezer repair insight, as well as the always on subject discussion. I wish to make a motion, we should reinstate the AMULET ASSHOLE title, rather than Medallion Man. love you guys.
great the Stoned age movie reference
I have always loved watching and listening to the boys shoot the shit and talk about what's been happening to them in there lives. I'm a massive fan of the dynamics they have, and the way that I am always guaranteed to crack a smile whenever I listen. Best episode of Trailer Park Boys ever.... oh shit wrong podcast.
Top podcast again lads, this is my go to podcast for homoerotic fantasies involving David Childress and other ancient astronaut theorists. Enjoying the new skinwalker ranch focus and cant wait to try out the suggested hamster in a bag experiment mentioned in this episode. Keep up the good work you beautiful boys.
this recent podcast pivot by the boys is as cheesey as my very own foreskin. the main difference is my foreskin has a distinct smell and colour, whereas this podcast is nothing but sublime. If you are looking for a new podcast and have a juvenile sense of humour, this will make your pink sock flap in the wind like an inside powerpuff girl in a wind tunnel. love you Steve & Joey.
I’ve just discovered this podcast and just finished listening to episode 1. I am absolutely hooked. I’m a big fan of the ancient aliens show. And these guys are spot on of some of the characters in the show. I was laughing so hard on the commute to work people on the bus were looking at me like I was having an epileptic Covid attach.
Why hello to two of my favorite beautiful boys. Just here catching up on the alien rehash and my favorite podcast. So Joey, apparently we were born 9 days apart. I may be the senior, but I show the proper respect and prolapse hard for you my Pizza Senpai. Besides Ancient Aliens, the weird, the strange and talking shit about Georgie and the gang, I have become a fan of you guys. Especially when you guys talk about cooking and your beer related shenanigans. I have been inspired to work on my pizza dough. Going for that "when Pizza Hut was still good", adjusting my moisture to flour ratio. Trying to relive Saturday morning cartoons and pizza for breakfast. I want to share that experience with my boys. Not to worry Steve, I get wet hearing about you smoking a variety of meats. Well I guess it's time for the actual review. You guys are always great. This episode of AA, garbage. keep up the good work. As always, if you find that this chipped gem is not for you. I kindly suggest that you gra
5 stars fuckers!!! This is an excellent show from the 45 min banter at the beginning of the show ranging from weddings to masturbation to the insightful comments on the actual show including the very well done imitations of the main characters. All around a great time with colourful characters. Telling childhood stories generally consisting of stealing some sort of porn. I usually listen to you on spotify but since you can't leave comments for things on there, here we are. try not to sit on your pink socks cheers Mike from Canada
5 stars, all day. my top 10 mysterious places are 1. your mums house 2. your mums box 3. matts garage 4. Steve's pink sock 5. Joeys pink sock 6. some koinda spooky cave 7. bobandys corner plot house 8. point pleasant 9. the coffee shop that amulet asshole lives in 10. George noreys private gentlemens club, aka his basement
oh my deity. The only keyhole I'm interested in is the one to Matts car so he can MOVE IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY SO STEVE CAN GET HIS SHIT! FUCK YOU MATT! ahem. superb informative podcast, love to Steve and Joey and Joeys clackers.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐+🍆 Only within the current year have I gotten into listening to podcast. These banana loving chumps are the main reason for that. I have had a long love/hate relationship with the series Ancient Aliens. These guys have shifted that balance to more love then hate. I enjoy the impolite and crude humor. I like that they are equally as open minded as they are skeptical. These are the kind of guys that I would enjoy a beer and conversation with. Now, this podcast is not for everyone. If you find issue with this podcast, you can go suck a bag of Wilcocks. As long as Ancient Aliens continue to be the bane of our existence, I will look forward to each new experience with these beautiful boys.
Well just got finished with the Q Patron episode and I loved it. 5 stars boys.I would recommend anyone listening to join Patreon you cheap fucks it’s as little as $5. As good as the material is , what I took away most was that you cannot go to Taco Bell and jerk off according to Steve.
5 stars! Beautiful boys beautiful boys, to the danger zone.
5 stars, all as bright as the Lord intended. These Bishops of knowledge have done Christendom proud with their furthering of the faith, they have the MOST and BEST proof that Jesus walks, and that anyone who isn't a hardcore Christian is a #HaterSlut. Thanks again guys for proving dinosaurs being nothing more than a myth, and ancient aliens in fact being angels and demons just like our favourite son Zakaria Bagans says. Peace be with you my children. #YAAAASSSSSQUEEEEENNN
This episode of Ancient Aliens was so damn stupid but loved hearing you guys rip on it. keep it up boys, great episode.
Loved the Heavens Gate Patreon episode, which btw anyone listening should join. You mentioned Rumspringer, funny story Keith’s older brother was staying at his Grandmothers in St Pete which is also the Amish Rumspringer destination. Anyway dude was probably 22-24 yrs old and hook up with an Amish girl got her fucked up on meth ( he was a meth cook by trade). She ends up pregnant and hooked on meth. Her family comes down looking for some good old Amish justice he has to leave town in a hurry and took up residence under the local”freeway” cause Keith’s parents disowned him. Me and Keith would sometimes visit him under the bridge. True story, the Amish don’t play.
Loved the Heavens Gate Patreon episode, which btw anyone listening should join. You mentioned Rumspringer, funny story Keith’s older brother was staying at his Grandmothers in St Pete which is also the Amish Rumspringer destination. Anyway dude was probably 22-24 yrs old and hook up with an Amish girl got her fucked up on meth ( he was a meth cook by trade). She ends up pregnant and hooked on meth. Her family comes down looking for some good old Amish justice he has to leave town in a hurry and took up residence under the local”freeway” cause Keith’s parents disowned him. Me and Keith would sometimes visit him under the bridge. True story, the Amish don’t play.