Procrastination Pals

Meet Dan and Josh. A couple of slackers who rarely complete a task. They’ll talk about anything to dodge their to-do lists and avoid focusing on tasks that might actually benefit their lives. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably forget about the dishes. Procrastination Pals is for anyone who is putting off an important project, looking to take an ill-deserved break or wants something to listen to while they trudge through any mundane task. The fact that Procrastination Pals has made it this far is a real oxymoron. Subscribe to the show to get new episodes weekly and follow both guys on Instagram @mmmhep and @giddyupmcfly to see if their faces were what you expected.

EP 31 The Gym

This week Dan and Josh talk about pumping iron, bro! Or instead of going to the gym doing anything else.

12-21
37:49

EP 30 Pets

This week Josh and Dan talk about all the benefits and pitfalls of owning a pet. Hint: They're cute but also gross

12-13
36:48

EP 29 Cooking

This week Dan and Josh talk about their cooking skills and there definitely isn't a slanderous story about a TV chef in the episode

12-05
44:06

EP28 Board Games

This week Dan and Josh role the dice and draw four while talking about the different board games that have impacted their lives.

10-18
38:17

EP27 Jokes

This week Dan and Josh talk about cracking jokes while cracking jokes.

10-11
45:58

EP26 Events

The boys are back and this episode Dan and Josh are talking about events. Going to events, organising events and getting thrown out of events.

09-27
41:18

EP25 Personal Grooming

This week Dan and Josh talk about taking time to make themselves look and smell nice. They also talk about putting off doing these tasks because this show is about procrastinating

08-03
45:42

EP 24 Youtube

This week Dan and Josh talk about their favorite Youtube channels and how much time they waste watching videos of dumb things.

07-26
38:53

EP 23 Chocolate

This week Dan and Josh talk about their favourite chocolates and you can't talk about chocolate without mentioning the broken worldwide food production system, a topic these guys know very little about.

07-06
40:57

EP 22 Phones

Ring ring, this week Dan and Josh talk about that ever present device in your pocket and its effects on society, man!

06-27
40:07

EP21 Music

This week Dan and Josh talk about music including their favourite bands, concerts they've been to and the much maligned Nickleback

06-15
41:45

EP20 Life, Death and Procrastination

This week Dan and Josh talk about the end of it all. It gets a bit more heartfelt than usual but it's still humorous, like an episode of a 90's sitcom.

06-02
40:42

EP19 Small Town Time Wasters

This week Dan and Josh talk about the dumb things they have done to pass time with varying degrees of legality

05-20
40:14

EP18 Sports

This week Dan and Josh talk about their varying levels of skill playing sports and their enjoyment, or lack of, watching sports.

05-14
44:26

EP17 History

This week Dan and Josh talk about history and their lack of historical knowledge.

04-12
41:24

EP16 News

This week Dan and Josh talk about not reading the news and getting all their vital information from unreliable sources.

04-05
40:11

EP15 Gambling

This week Dan and Josh talk about all the ways the have gambled, be it with a million dollars or a risky fart.

03-29
48:35

EP14 Drugs

This week Dan and Josh talk about drugs. How they have encountered drugs and how they keep (mostly) addiction free. Please subscribe to get a 100% genuine Aussie free episode every week.

03-11
43:52

EP13 SciFi vs Fantasy

This week Dan and Josh each discuss their favourite genre of fiction. Also, they reveal their own SCP creations like they said they would a few episodes ago.

02-28
51:26

EP12 Injuries

This week the boys discuss ways in which they have hurt themselves and general ailments they suffer and how that stops them from getting stuff done.

02-25
39:44

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