TODAY we talked about Wemby kicking ass last night, Lex spewed the wrong sports rumor and Dee called Lex out on how wrong it was. Also our situations behind people who suck at the grocery store. Lex & Terry made fun of each other about doing stuff for their chicks.TOMORROW no Taint but it's still Taint Thursday and we have Steve-O giving us a call. CLIP OF THE DAY: Dating Younger 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000I think everybody looks like they're 15 to me.200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000(laughs)300:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,320- Is this what it's gonna be, guys?400:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,360- Yeah, it's not them, it's you.500:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,360- I guess so.600:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,920- Everybody looks 15 to me also.700:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,960Welcome aboard.800:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,440- This is weird.900:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,480I can't even be attracted to chicks anymore.1000:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,320- Yeah.1100:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,800- I'm not feeling like, oh, she's a, oh God, I'm a dirty old man.1200:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,880(laughs)1300:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,240- I don't wanna be that guy.1400:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,000- I have those same thoughts.1500:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000- Yeah, young, yeah.1600:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,480- I'm like, are they over 26, 27?1700:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,280- Yeah, young chicks to me now are like 50.1800:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,360(laughs)1900:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,840- What's the youngest, do you think you would go2000:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,640if you're a single, 18?2100:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,480- Damn you mean?2200:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,120- He was fast for that one.2300:00:47,120 --> 00:00:47,960- Yeah.2400:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,200(laughs)2500:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,720- No, probably 21.2600:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,400- I mean, yeah.2700:00:54,400 --> 00:00:58,720- I'd say upper 30s, they wanna learn a little bit more2800:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,200about the world.2900:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,560You know, I could show 'em what a knife and fork is,3000:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,600you know, stuff like that.3100:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,600(laughs)3200:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,960- Yeah, I gotta date 'em young enough that when3300:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,880they come to my house and I cook dinner for 'em,3400:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,600and I pulled the grill chicken out to George Foreman,3500:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,840they're impressed with the grill marks.3600:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,640- Oh my God, you got grilled marks on the chicken.3700:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,160Just like at the steakhouse.3800:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,680- You are Mr. Romance, but I get pulled out3900:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,360the George Foreman with the grill.4000:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,200- Yeah, you know?4100:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,440- Yeah, you know, let her in the kitchen,4200:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,680so she sees it.4300:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,080- Is it certain, McGregor thinks you have a viking in there4400:01:30,080 --> 00:01:30,920or something?4500:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,560- It's certain simple things I need you to be impressed with.
TODAY we played the “Sound Off” game and Dee dominated of course. Lots go fun, Also K-fed gets his due from Lex, Dee played a mystery sound for Lex and fooled him. Audio from the old school dude who was asked by his wife’s sister if he could fill some needs and he asked his wife. Find out how well that goes on a great Tuesday on Lex & TerryTOMORROW we break out the Opposite Game. CLIP OF THE DAY: That Wasn't Nice 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,760Ian! You know what position makes a ugly key? I know what position makes a boy. I don't know what position makes an ugly kid.200:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,000Your mother certainly did.300:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000Oh!400:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000That's not a good thing.500:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000That's mean.600:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000This thing is like five zibblings, so...700:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000I couldn't land it up.800:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000I heard that yesterday it was like damn that was kind of mean.900:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000It's just brutal. It's not even funny.1000:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000It's like, yeah.1100:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,000It's like, it's like, yeah, it's just one thing to go, you're ugly.1200:00:35,000 --> 00:00:42,000Shudder, you know, every other thing to really take, set it up and then hit it whether you're ugly.1300:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000I liked it.1400:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000Oh good, a quiz. This is good, a good.1500:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000They're showing me that, you know, they want to joke around with me and then pow!
TODAY we did all of our regular things Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy, Celeb Death Pool But also talked about food our parents may have fed us after having sex when we were young. We talked about Terry’s local UFO sightings and the disappearing thread of people talking about them on the Ring camera app. Also recapped Sports and Sports pick winner on today’s show.TOMORROW on the show we try Terry's NEW BIT again Sound Off. CLIP OF THE DAY: Thank U Dee I Appreciate That
TODAY on the show Dee pointed out some issues of Taylor Swift lifting some songs from others on her new album. We investigate. Also keeping a music theme with “Name That Tune” who will be crowned the new Czar of music. (A real title)TOMORROW It's Taint Thursday!CLIP OF THE DAY: Whoopty Dee 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,880When's the last time where you actually got quiet and said, you know what?200:00:04,880 --> 00:00:10,320There's certain things about me that I really want to celebrate or there's certain things about me300:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,120that I really think that I've outgrown and it's time to change.400:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,120There's a couple days ago.500:00:17,120 --> 00:00:17,360Okay.600:00:17,360 --> 00:00:23,200And I thought to myself, I really don't want to know these things about me.700:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,680Good and bad.800:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,960What do you mean?900:00:28,960 --> 00:00:34,080It's a painful exercise to analyze both of them.1000:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,720So I'm just going to be me once again tomorrow.1100:00:36,720 --> 00:00:41,120No improvement.1200:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,120No, no wanting to improve.1300:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,160But no decline either.1400:00:44,160 --> 00:00:48,240Just steady, steady, Eddie, man.1500:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,920Some people don't want change.1600:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,200I'm okay with change, but if people like me the way I am, then good.1700:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,560I get so mad when people just give me money.1800:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,120They just woke up to me and just put it in my hand.1900:01:01,120 --> 00:01:01,840And I get pissed.2000:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,240I'm like, why are you doing this?2100:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,120It's the worst thing.2200:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,400Isn't that the worst feeling?2300:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,200Oh my god.2400:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,400I'm so mean.2500:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,200That's a penny.2600:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,480You're mean luck.2700:01:12,480 --> 00:01:12,720Yes.2800:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,920Yeah.2900:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,240I'm working on it.3000:01:16,240 --> 00:01:16,960No, you're not.3100:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,640You say not at all.3200:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,080You just the same person.3300:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,440You're not working on it.3400:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,320You're working on it.3500:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,760Yeah, but I've been working on it for years.3600:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,800But that's not true.3700:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,760That's not true.3800:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,560You've been working on it.3900:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,360Saying you're working on it.4000:01:27,360 --> 00:01:27,760That's not true.4100:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,120I am a person who works on it.4200:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,600You don't remember to work on it.4300:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,320That's the thing.4400:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,400Stady Eddie.4500:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,160I think you're in the heart of the right line.4600:01:38,160 --> 00:01:38,960I worked on it, Ben.4700:01:38,960 --> 00:01:39,760Work on it now.4800:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,880I'm just not getting anywhere.4900:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,120Well, they do.5000:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,640Exactly.5100:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,500(laughs)
TODAY we got an amazingly scary story involving Alexa doing whatever she wanted. You won’t believe what comes after. Also Hypotheticals were awesome and unique today. The Ultimate “what would you do” in certain situations. Ian was here on day 2 while Sarah is away. Natalie from SD is jacked over her love life. We think she is shooing away a pretty good dude.TOMORROW on the show NAME THAT TUNECLIP OF THE DAY: This Is What We're Doing Today 101425100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040Tonight I have to go out on a school night.200:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,160No.300:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,240Yeah, no.400:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,880And I'm going to miss the Dodger game tonight.500:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,080Doesn't it?600:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,480I have a phone.700:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,160You're one of those sports fans where your team does better if you don't watch.800:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,120No.900:00:18,120 --> 00:00:23,560Remember in the national championship game Florida was getting worked pretty hard1000:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,240by Houston.1100:00:24,240 --> 00:00:29,440They were down like seven or eight points and I just said screw it and took1200:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,360gang is for a walk and I came back and Florida was up by four.1300:00:33,360 --> 00:00:38,640And I was like, man, that happens more times than that where I just like walk away1400:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,560and it gets better.1500:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,920I've realized.1600:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,840Yeah, I have no effect on the game.1700:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,080No, no.1800:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,800You see, I think I do.1900:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,800No, you know, yeah, I think I do.2000:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,280No, I'm here to tell you.2100:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,440I don't want you to do the game is getting whether you watch it or not.2200:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,280No, there's nothing at all.2300:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,160I think there's a force greater than us that takes care of business when you don't care.2400:01:01,160 --> 00:01:01,160No, no, no.2500:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,360Egotistical of you thinking you have that much control.2600:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,840Terry, Terry, Terry, he's right.2700:01:05,840 --> 00:01:10,800He's a big force when he moves the universe shifts.2800:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,120He's able to tilt the earth on its axis.2900:01:14,120 --> 00:01:14,760Yes.3000:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,120I like the nod.3100:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,440He's like, yep, this is what we're doing today.3200:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,120(laughs)
TODAY we announced Dee as this weeks Football Picks winner, Ian Gleason our old friend is in the house filling in for Sarah B and it is great to have him back. Also “Talk Nerdy” Celeb Death Pool and Mr Skin.TOMORROW on the show Terry hits again with Hypotheticals and Day 2 with the return of Ian Gleason.CLIP OF THE DAY: Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,360We all had very busy weekends.200:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,840- Yeah, busy for me.300:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,960- Yeah, it was like, you were out, did you have like,400:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,480two weddings this weekend?500:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,400- I had a party and then a wedding.600:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,400- Oh, okay.700:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,880- But the wedding was in Arkansas.800:00:14,880 --> 00:00:19,160I was in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.900:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,680- I consider that busy.1000:00:20,680 --> 00:00:24,360- I don't know if I would ever go back1100:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,160to that particular venue again.1200:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,000- Really?1300:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,280- Vignia was great.1400:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,640- Awesome.1500:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,760- It's driving into mountains.1600:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,520That ain't for me.1700:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,760- Because of the windy roads or because of--1800:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,640- The windy roads.1900:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,520Having to do that at night, at 11, 30 at night.2000:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,240That is not cool.2100:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,720If you ain't never did it and don't know it.2200:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,880(laughing)2300:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,240- When I tell you--2400:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,680- You haven't driven into the mountains?2500:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,560- Never.2600:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,560Never.2700:00:55,560 --> 00:01:00,560When I tell you, that was probably the scariest ever2800:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,880my wife and I both have been in our life.2900:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,000And not to go in there.3000:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000The going there was cool.3100:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000The going there was like, wow, this is kind of crazy.3200:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,960And then you got what I now know are the townies,3300:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,000the townies on your ass.3400:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,920If you, you know, you're driving, you know,3500:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,040and they know the roads and it's just like,3600:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,320I mean, literally, almost bump it a bump on my,3700:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,520I'm like, please get off my ass.3800:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,920I don't know this route.3900:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,400I don't know what this is.4000:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,520- Save that by the way.4100:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,440(laughing)4200:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,120- I found out that scary is the best diet in the world.4300:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,200- Sure is.4400:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,600- 'Cause when you're scared, you don't want no al,4500:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,280ounces of food.4600:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,540(laughing)4700:01:44,540 --> 00:01:48,240- And now you just--4800:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,080- No ounces.
TODAY on the show was story poker. Awesome news stories from around the globe that brought on some fantastic discussions. Dee introduce us to a NEW Chinese Rap Group. It’s just Lex, Terry and Dee this week but a special guest is coming for the next two weeks. It’s going to be awesome. Details coming soon. TOMORROW it's Taint Thursday & more from the L&T Hotline VoicemailCLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes Gone Wild 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840[BELL RINGING]200:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,960-Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke.300:00:04,960 --> 00:00:09,360What do you call two Ivers gang guys from Cork, Patrick400:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,160Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzgerald?500:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,400-Hey.600:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,800-From Cork, I think you meant just to say Ireland.700:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,760Yeah, I didn't get that.800:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,200-Dumb take.900:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,880-Can I-- can I-- can I-- can I tell the dad joke1000:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,080this kind of dirty?1100:00:25,080 --> 00:00:25,880-Yes.1200:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,320-I'm going to have to dump it.1300:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,320-You're in charge of the bump, dump, dump, dump.1400:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,960-Okay, thingy.1500:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,440It's not really a joke.1600:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,720It's kind of a joke.1700:00:33,720 --> 00:00:34,840It's kind of a pun.1800:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,440I don't know.1900:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,640-Too much selling dirt.2000:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,040-Yeah, I don't-- if I--2100:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,040-If I--2200:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,440-If I--2300:00:42,440 --> 00:00:47,280-I'm in an elevator, and I take a sh--2400:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,480-Oh, nice.2500:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,320-Is that me as I go up in this elevator,2600:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,720taking sh-- to the next level?2700:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,560[LAUGHTER]2800:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,760-I'm going to say yes.2900:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,400[LAUGHTER]3000:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,680-I'm going to say it.3100:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,440That is the absolute definition of it.3200:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,960[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we had Poop talk. Somebody is using some kind of bamboo TP. Taint Thursday. Taint went down the Organ Trail. And Lex was a horny teenager. TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000The hair's nice and feels the real200:00:03,000 --> 00:00:10,340Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair300:00:10,340 --> 00:00:15,340Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and400:00:15,340 --> 00:00:19,940Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went500:00:19,940 --> 00:00:23,780How you know what we we would talk earlier about600:00:23,780 --> 00:00:28,200When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some700:00:28,440 --> 00:00:34,600Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes800:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,480You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet?900:00:39,480 --> 00:00:46,160There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex1000:00:46,160 --> 00:00:52,040Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember1100:00:52,040 --> 00:00:58,320The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he1200:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,720Make a girls out there - I'm not1300:01:00,720 --> 00:01:09,240You know she has to worry -1400:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,900(laughs)
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000And uh, you know, when we play voice mails, it wouldn't be us playing voice mails without one of these.200:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000[Bell ringing]300:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000[Bell ringing]400:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000Yeah, see, you gotta admit, man, you're f***ing exhausting, bro.500:00:13,000 --> 00:00:21,000It's so under people just call up and they're not gonna be listeners or they can't stand to hear you talk or whatever.600:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000I mean, you suck, dude.700:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000[Laughter]800:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000And what I have to say to him is...900:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000[Bell ringing]1000:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000[Laughter]1100:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000[Bell ringing]1200:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000[Laughter]1300:00:36,000 --> 00:00:41,000For some to come out for people that just love me like you do.1400:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000[Bell ringing]1500:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000Yeah, a nice response.
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,640This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes.200:00:08,640 --> 00:00:13,920Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass.300:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,280Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place?400:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,840Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere.500:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,840Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place.600:00:25,840 --> 00:00:30,880It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple700:00:30,880 --> 00:00:37,120hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything800:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,320and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink900:00:42,320 --> 00:00:48,480of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden.1000:00:50,800 --> 00:00:59,360Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom.1100:00:59,360 --> 00:01:10,640I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it.1200:01:16,240 --> 00:01:28,160I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice.1300:01:28,160 --> 00:01:37,920I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.
TODAY Terry led off the show with a few stories from his trip to Montana. We reaped a great sports weekend with some great games. Talk nerdy to me. Death Pool we missed but will do it first thing tomorrow morning. Dee made us aware of many things about Taylor Swift songs. TOMORROW on the show we have Stories Poker & Check the Lex & Terry Hotline Voicemail.CLIP OF THE DAY: Mark Sanchez Found Out 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,440Oh, Mr. Buttfumble himself.200:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,200Uh, yes, here we go.300:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,200Mark Sanchez.400:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,700Now I can talk.500:00:06,700 --> 00:00:10,080He had in the streets in Vegas because he was a part of the broadcast team.600:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,800I can't remember if it was the radio or television.700:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,800He was a particular team.800:00:14,800 --> 00:00:19,400He was going to be the color play for Indy and...900:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,400Oh, I thought it was Indy and Apple.1000:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,400Indy and Apple, sorry, sorry, Indy and Apple.1100:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,400Sorry, right.1200:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,400What it was, there was a guy in a box truck from what I understood.1300:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,400Yeah.1400:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,400He was a delivery guy for...1500:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,400A delivery guy.1600:00:31,400 --> 00:00:38,120And they have this altercation where Sanchez said, "Hey, man, the hotel said you can't1700:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,480park there or unload there."1800:00:40,480 --> 00:00:45,740They got into a heated confrontation about it and apparently in the thought video or San1900:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,760Yeah.2000:00:49,760 --> 00:00:55,960And through the guy up against a wall and then the guy got scared and started to stab2100:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,960him.2200:00:56,960 --> 00:01:01,120These stabs Sanchez a couple times.2300:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,320Now what happened with Mark Sanchez is something I used to hear my daddy and my uncle2400:01:05,320 --> 00:01:10,760and them say, "He stepped to this man and it was just saying they used to say, "I2500:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,760keep playing.2600:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,760You're gonna f*ckin' find out."2700:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,360And that's what happened.2800:01:16,360 --> 00:01:23,600Mark Sanchez found out.
TODAY on the show we started off with some major MLB and NFL talk. We also each gave props to a different NFL player of the week. We got into our Days of the Week for NO points now. We then began another several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ which somehow turned into a fight and battle over potato chips. It was Taint Thursday so Taint went out for some "$10 Lie" which we put an interesting twist on this time. We talked about social media trolls and each went over how many people are on our "block list." We also finally got into some "Story Poker!" TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: Black Like $10 Lie 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,280I am walking up to the um, pavilion right now say what up? What up play boy? Hey, let me highlight you for a minute200:00:07,280 --> 00:00:12,640Hey, what up play boy? Hey, man, let me holla at you for a minute300:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,160Um, I need you to help me out man my bitch on the phone400:00:16,160 --> 00:00:22,160I need help you out man my bitch on the phone tripping hold on ho ho ho ho500:00:22,160 --> 00:00:28,240Yes, I said hold on okay, so can you tell I was out kicking the wachu and the boys last night?600:00:28,640 --> 00:00:34,080Can you tell I was kicking in with the boys last night? You're okay. Hey, hey, oh, here he is, okay?700:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,600Okay, microphones800:00:35,600 --> 00:00:43,440Hey hey, hey, baby you were not with all the woman. He was last night. I don't believe it. He lies all the time900:00:43,440 --> 00:00:47,200He ain't lying now because he was last night1000:00:47,200 --> 00:00:51,280Hey, why should I believe? I will last night1100:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,440Where'd y'all go?1200:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,640downtown1300:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,640Where downtown1400:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,080Well, where did we go downtown?1500:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,840Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah1600:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,480What do you eat? It was probably the kids. Yeah1700:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,280Oh, probably the kids. What do you eat?1800:01:09,280 --> 00:01:14,800Guys, what do we eat? I ain't eating nothing. He ate something. Let me try. It's a beer1900:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,440You oh, he got him tacos2000:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,040What kind of tacos?2100:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,480Tom what kind of tacos?2200:01:24,720 --> 00:01:29,200downtown, where do you call him? Don't even want to cheat on him, motherfucker2300:01:29,200 --> 00:01:35,040Okay2400:01:35,040 --> 00:01:44,080Yeah, we're not gonna be able to beat this2500:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,420(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of MLB talk and Terry was trying to decide if he wanted to eat bad food while he watched baseball all day. We decided to put a halt on points as Sarah was going to be gone for a month and we wanted to see how that went. We got into our Days of the Week and did some Sarah B Trending. Sarah gave an update on the drama going on within her Run Club. We also took a bunch of phone calls from some crazy newbies to some old school P1s and even a slight argument and call out with one in particular. TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!CLIP OF THE DAY: Listener Denise--I'm An Agent100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000Who's this?200:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000Good morning, Mr. Nees.300:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000Oh boy.400:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000Oh boy.500:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,000I used to be called a hot butter bumpkin in the college days.600:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000A hot butter bumpkin?700:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000Bumpkin.800:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000I don't know why, but then I also called butter face.900:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000Oh good.1000:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000You could be in my butter cast.1100:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000I know.1200:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000I could be in very instrumental.1300:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000You could be my Miss Butter.1400:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000Okay.1500:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000Hot butter bumpkin or butter face, whichever one you want to say.1600:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000You have a butter face, me.1700:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000Yeah, we do.1800:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000So what's up?1900:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000[Laughter]2000:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,000Will you be in, Mr. Nees?2100:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000I've been home.2200:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000Thank God.2300:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000I got released from the old job six months.2400:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000I was captive.2500:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000I don't understand.2600:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000I'm with the new job.2700:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000But with health insurance, I'm with the new job.2800:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000I know.2900:00:58,000 --> 00:01:07,000And I went to the 20,000 of the savings and thank God the cities pay in my rent.3000:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000Yay.3100:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000So are you, are you still working out at the Navy base?3200:01:11,000 --> 00:01:16,000Oh no, I never got that job because I can't stand up.3300:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000[Laughter]3400:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000I thought you said you had that.3500:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000Same reason we got this job.3600:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000I was at the hospital last night.3700:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000Oh, that's how I got that job.3800:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000Yeah.3900:01:30,000 --> 00:01:35,000I got the job at the commissary but I couldn't take it because I had to stand up all day.4000:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000Okay.4100:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000Okay.4200:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000That's what I was trying to confirm.4300:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000But I'm a health insurance agent.4400:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000We know.4500:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000I'm an agent.4600:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000Yes.4700:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000I like that term.4800:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000Don't you?
TODAY on the show we started off with some fantasy football and baseball talk. We also got into an INSANE amount of conversation about butter which led to the creation of a butter podcast. We got into our Days of the Week and received our final SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ for points which made this very heated since it was the final day of the month. TOMORROW on the show we have more of the LEX QUIZ and some Story Poker!CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's NEW Biutter Podcast 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,920So yesterday on the show, I brought something up that I thought was just going to be a joke.200:00:05,920 --> 00:00:11,760But the further research I did on it, I think I need to act on it. And I don't know if anybody wants300:00:11,760 --> 00:00:17,280to get involved with this with me or not, but you know, they're always saying to have a very400:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,680successful something rather. You got to find your niche. Remember yesterday when I talked about500:00:21,680 --> 00:00:28,320butter? Yeah. And doing a whole podcast about butter? Why a formatted one? A podcast. And you600:00:28,320 --> 00:00:34,240tell me if there's this thing as legs or not. Maybe you start off like a little butter monologue.700:00:34,240 --> 00:00:39,920Then you can take a deep dive on the show where each week you focus on a certain type of butter,800:00:39,920 --> 00:00:45,680whether it's like cultured or ghee or vegan butter or something like that, regional butter.900:00:45,680 --> 00:00:55,200This is the ultimate of niches. Yes. I think it's fantastic. I don't see it. So I'm1000:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,520taking it. You don't want part of my butter. I don't want part of it, but I wish you well.1100:00:59,520 --> 00:01:05,200I just think that there's there's something here. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And I have a name1200:01:05,200 --> 00:01:13,120for it. Take it in the butter. No. No. I think you can come up with something better. I'm sure of it.1300:01:13,120 --> 00:01:20,400If you get a sponsor, you can call them butter plugs. Love this. I love where you're going. Sarah.1400:01:21,440 --> 00:01:30,560Why? Why? If your new thing doesn't work out, I invite you to be a co-host of my butter podcast.1500:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,160Why couldn't you just wish him well?1600:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,520- Oh, we'll be done with it.
TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps including some sad family news from Terry and all of the rowdy and chaotic details from the Springfield Sub Par Classic. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had a huge announcement involving our very own Sarah B Morgan. We got into our next renditions of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We finished up by talking about cave man sex.TOMORROW on the show we have THE LEX QUIZ and STORY POKER! CLIP OF THE DAY: I'm Sorry 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,280But Sarah's manifestation thing apparently it's something we can talk about in sudden death thing.200:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,600Yeah, ho!300:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,600Looking forward to that.400:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,400She's been manifested a lot of things lately.500:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,700She's a manifestor.600:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,200Yeah, everybody wants to use my services.700:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,200You can Venmo me.800:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,000I'll manifest things for you.900:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,900Manifestings is a good deal.1000:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,440I think I do pretty good on my own.1100:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,440Yeah.1200:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,440Good.1300:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,440When you feel it, you're feeling it.1400:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,440It's good.1500:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,440Yeah, not my strongest thing.1600:00:31,440 --> 00:00:37,840But things are manifest that other people would look at me like, "You stupid."1700:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,840Because I always manifest more work, more food, more plate.1800:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,040And somehow another when I manifest it happens.1900:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,040Remember that lady I told you I was talking about like Star Trek?2000:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,040You like push a button and food comes out.2100:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,040I was waiting.2200:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,540You knew this was happening, didn't you?2300:00:52,540 --> 00:00:54,040You knew it was coming, didn't you?2400:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,540Sarah, you know that lady I was talking to.2500:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,940She ended up calling back, booking me yesterday afternoon.2600:01:00,940 --> 00:01:01,940Nice.2700:01:01,940 --> 00:01:03,940So, there you go.2800:01:03,940 --> 00:01:07,940She was a cop.2900:01:07,940 --> 00:01:13,540I'm sorry.3000:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,540[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off with a trip down memory lane about old and crazy times we have had working in radio and how different things are now. We also talked about douchey clubs and bottle service. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day that knocked someone out REAL fast. We finally played our interview with the lovely and talented Madelaine Petsch. We also had special guest Don Barnes from 38 Special on to talk about his big ongoing tour. We finished things up with some FOOTBALL PICKS with comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion. TOMORROW on the show we have a BEST OF Show for most stations as we do a LIVE broadcast from Q102 in Springfield!CLIP OF THE DAY: Rage Against The Snack Machine 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,840You know I'm going to the mall today.200:00:01,840 --> 00:00:02,840Yeah.300:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,340I told my wife, I say, "I'm going to the mall400:00:04,340 --> 00:00:05,460'cause I gotta find me a hatch."500:00:05,460 --> 00:00:06,980She's like, "Why are you going to the mall?"600:00:06,980 --> 00:00:08,820I was like, "cause I can probably get me700:00:08,820 --> 00:00:11,180"all black baseball cap, at least."800:00:11,180 --> 00:00:12,180Right there going in the mall.900:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,580I sang been in the mall and I don't know how long, but--1000:00:14,580 --> 00:00:15,820Are you going right after the show?1100:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,140Yeah, going to the mall.1200:00:17,140 --> 00:00:18,900To get it hot, to go to Springfield?1300:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,740Possibly.1400:00:19,740 --> 00:00:21,740We want a no black hat for it.1500:00:21,740 --> 00:00:23,300Just to have one.1600:00:23,300 --> 00:00:27,860Well, look like Tom Morello and Rage Against the Machine.1700:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,540No.1800:00:29,540 --> 00:00:32,620I've had one for a while, but then the one that I had,1900:00:32,620 --> 00:00:33,620I started--2000:00:33,620 --> 00:00:34,860Rage Against the Snack Machine.2100:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,860[LAUGHTER]2200:00:36,860 --> 00:00:38,100I got it.2300:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,100Come on, dude.2400:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,300I got it.2500:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,260That was so lex of you.2600:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,860[LAUGHTER]2700:00:43,860 --> 00:00:45,340My opponent is nice.2800:00:45,340 --> 00:00:46,340[LAUGHTER]2900:00:46,340 --> 00:00:47,340I'm sorry.3000:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,340[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off by opening a box sent to Lex by a very guilty former employee who needed to clear their conscience. We then got into our weekend recaps including an update on "The Mayor" from Sarah B aka Miss Oktoberfest. We talked about the boring NFL weekend, gave updates on our Fantasy Football teams and also announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. TOMORROW on the show we have a brand new bit called SOUND OFF!CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put In A Chili's Amount Of Effort100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,060two guys went when rondo is moving her stuff this week and um... apparently you200:00:05,060 --> 00:00:10,160know it's a small town the the coach you know kind of uh... barters out work for300:00:10,160 --> 00:00:15,600some of the kids that want to you know like do jobs for people around the town so400:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,800the free safety and the strong safety from the denizen football team500:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,200and that they they couldn't have been600:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,200more polite harder working700:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,800just awesome dudes both of them it was nice to see800:00:28,800 --> 00:00:33,160was it their own business or did they know that the coach just coach just900:00:33,160 --> 00:00:36,240let you know people need stuff done the coach literally goes hey is anyone1000:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,640makes a money this weekend or whatever1100:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,640you know what a pretty shenanigans have ever happened1200:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,880i don't know if he's getting a cut on the side of the day i was not my next1300:00:44,880 --> 00:00:49,000question is if we see it let's eat that get off the top yeah i want to know1400:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,240you know just pay me and i'll give it to the guys1500:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,080you know rondo gave them five twenties a piece i don't know if they had to go1600:00:55,080 --> 00:01:00,960back and cut one out for the coach did ronda tip you as well because you did a1700:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,840lot of the work1800:01:02,840 --> 00:01:08,120she about me lunch at chiles1900:01:08,120 --> 00:01:13,920i guess that's even you probably put in a chiles amount of effort2000:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,760actually2100:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,840actually i have to say2200:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,720i have to say i2300:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,380deserved the same cut they did.
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks. TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! CLIP OF THE DAY: NEW BIT - Sound Of with Terry
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks. TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put The LOVE in LOVESEAT100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,400You said just that I want you so bad.200:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,160I really want you now.300:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,760Hey look, stand in line.400:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,600I'll push your face into a pillow.500:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,200[laughs]600:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,560There's lots of people that want to push my face into something.700:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,640Oh, you're filled with fur out.800:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,840Usually a wall.900:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,880A turd.1000:00:18,880 --> 00:00:19,840Yeah.1100:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,240A turd.1200:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,320I want to be your couch.1300:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,680You two turds over there.1400:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,680[laughs]1500:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,120I want you to be my couch.1600:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,120Okay.1700:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,120You know what, legs doesn't count as.1800:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,120Mm-hmm.1900:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,120Beware.2000:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,120I will mount a couch.2100:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,120[laughs]2200:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,120No broyhill is safe.2300:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,120No.2400:00:42,120 --> 00:00:47,120There's all colonial ones that have the crevice in them.2500:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,120[laughs]2600:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,120You put the love and love seat.2700:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,120That's right.2800:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,120[laughs]
TODAY on the show we started off once again by hyping up the upcoming Springfield Sub Par Golf Tournament and started planning even more stuff to put on our schedule while there. We got into some NFL talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We talked about the huge success of a new band that Terry loves called DEPECHE STOVE and there were a couple of haters. We learned about the history of Dee's DJ life. We talked about hot moments and sexy hook ups at weddings and corporate parties. TOMORROW on the show we promise to finally get to the LEX QUIZ! And we get ready to head to our appearance in Springfield! 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,380Remember when my sister got married it's like all of her bridesmaids were just smoking yeah, it's like why you run it with this crowd200:00:07,380 --> 00:00:11,480You're like the last person that's gonna get hit on out of this bunch300:00:11,480 --> 00:00:21,800Absolutely400:00:26,320 --> 00:00:30,740Listen my sister is very good addition out the same abuse so500:00:30,740 --> 00:00:37,080It was an opera and I said I was way behind in the score at that point because you know600:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,880She's in her early 20s, you know, I'm still at home700:00:41,880 --> 00:00:48,640Whatever did she found somebody that was hitting oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I gave him the business, too800:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,720It's like man you pick number eight out of this bunch900:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,440Your brother, yeah1000:00:56,440 --> 00:01:00,800Yeah, I can't get all ashamed thanks for marrying her though1100:01:00,800 --> 00:01:09,000Thanks for marrying you know, thanks never that I'd see you this day. Thanks Don1200:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000[LAUGHTER]