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49: His Nameless One: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXV (Episode 49)

2020-11-2540:23

It all started with a little porridge talk but the conversation soon veered off into unexpected territory where we reeled in horror at prison life, reminisced about jawbreakers and Willy Wonka, opined about tattoos on old people, and faced the challenges of shopping for clothes in middle age. Listen and be well.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

48: Put a Hippie in a Time Machine: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXIV (Episode 48)

2020-11-1851:08

Topics include medication ads, nipples, bats, panning, Pan, chimeras, statue penises, early and belated holidays, casual wear, conspiracy theories, incredibly important opinions on music, living plus working, walled cities, and subtle adjustments to golf.Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts)Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

47: High Frequency Vibrations: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXIII (Episode 47)

2020-11-1101:03:18

We unintentionally recorded a belated Halloween episode where we discuss vampires, sadistic lovers, medieval times, murderous children, zombies, Doomsday preppers and, most horrifyingly of all, reality TV. Trick or treat and Happy early Thanksgiving.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

46: Wolverine Witness Protection: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXII (Episode 46)

2020-11-0444:57

Wherein we banter about screwing the pooch, sucking the turtle, mustelids, lagamorphs, enthusiastic pugilists, lobster rolls, bagels, honesty in advertising, Trump’s skincare regimen, the heavy overlap between racist jokes and stupid jokes, and the best decision of the day.Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts)Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

45: The Gruntles: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXI (Episode 45)

2020-10-2848:57

There are several ways to measure senses of humor, segue into new topics, define seasonal affective disorder, skin cats, and quantify alcoholism. Additionally, there are enough levels of gruntledness and sheveledness, and types and causes of hernias, that we were able to spend almost an hour discussing them all. Press play and bask in the glow of our confusion.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

44: Everyone’s Got an Antichrist in Their Balls Somewhere: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXX (Episode 44)

2020-10-2141:43

This one’s got a mobile company mascot, time travel, buggering, frigging, making little dictators, fascist fashion, choad grafts, tax porn, simple life skills, live comedy, The Fly, lucid dreaming, and misunderstood lyrics.Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts)Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

43: Elephants and Whales (Episode 43)

2020-10-1439:34

We pulled one from the vaults due to technical difficulties recording our latest episode. This one was recorded way back in January of this year, before COVID-19 put us all on house arrest, and features a menagerie of discussions about bears, dogs, horses, elephants, whales, Seattle males of lower social standing, brainwashed idiots, ancient Greeks and Romans, fecal transplants, loving one another, and squirrels. Your listens are greatly 'preciated 'round here.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

42: Uninflammable: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXIX (Episode 42)

2020-10-0742:24

This week’s topics include rubbing alcohol, uninflammability, big raver pants, drugs, dust, contraband man caves, mole people, choking plants, stuck songs, musical masochism, preventative healthcare, and possibly enjoying getting slapped.Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts)Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

41: Danish Water: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXVIII (Episode 41)

2020-09-3042:50

This episode we journey into the dark underbelly of sweatpants, illegal handjobs, swimming pools and lemur pens. We also cover all the bodily fluids and the ways in which they contribute to vandalism and debauchery in our quickly decaying society. Thank you.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

40: Young Adult Moron Fiction: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXVII (Episode 40)

2020-09-2348:09

Feast thine ears on our musings about staring chickens, quitting before you can be fired, question marks, interrobangs, idiot lists, a baby toss test, Zuckdroid, leg parties, freaks, beans, bangers, knobs, bell-ends, and lobotomies. Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts)Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

39: This Ain't Shanghai: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXVI (Episode 39)

2020-09-1644:56

What's the difference anyway between China, Korea and Japan; Protestantism and Catholicism; traditional vasectomies and our newly invented kind; Hollywood tough guys and real tough guys; and cliques and clans? We don't know either but maybe you can listen to us try to figure it out.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

38: Sportsmanlike Illuminati: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXV (Episode 38)

2020-09-0943:31

Buckle up and strap in for our discussion of microchips, eye sockets, disgraceful clowns, eavesdropping stalkers, red pills, totalitarians, amiable jockeys, secret societies, rocket scientists, and vertical circulation to heaven.Twitter: QSBursts (https://twitter.com/QSBursts)Instagram: quickshortbursts (https://www.instagram.com/quickshortbursts)

37: A City Slicker with Gold in His Butt: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXIV (Episode 37)

2020-09-0246:02

Our list of enemies has grown to include disgruntled burrito wrappers, psychopaths and archvillain The Fuckface. Our aching bodies require the use of therapeutic helmets and cough drops. And, as if that weren't enough, we get assailed by a couple of dirty wrestlers.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

36: Enjoy a Glass of Juice: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXIII (Episode 36)

2020-08-2639:32

This one’s got all kinds of manipulation: parents manipulating children, children manipulating parents, cap’n crunch manipulating his way behind the wheel of a large oceangoing vessel, and quacks manipulating their patients into letting them manipulate their genitals. Plus talking penises, hysterical women, stereotypical pants-less druids, and sexless old folks. Bon appetit.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

35: Life-Size Skin Suit: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXII (Episode 35)

2020-08-1936:01

Here comes a bracingly earnest discussion of execution styles, silences of lambs, skin-based handicrafts, tidy spiders, cemeteries for the shunned, dick protectors, diapers, and long nose hairs. Twitter: QSBursts Instagram: quickshortbursts

34: Test Baby: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXI (Episode 34)

2020-08-1232:43

This week we got into useless eulogies, tube babies, uppers, supporters, single-syllable diets, swords, shovels, livers, oysters, overs, unders, coffee protectors, and long freaky arms. Twitter: QSBursts Instagram: quickshortbursts

33: Ding-a-ling or Hoo-ha?: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XX (Episode 33)

2020-08-0538:13

Chock full of bwomps, libertines, charlatans, amusement parks, rubber sheets, vitamins, insecurities, nutrition myths, and ancient hominids.Twitter: QSBursts Instagram: quickshortbursts

32: Tight Dickhole: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XIX (Episode 32)

2020-07-2929:16

This episode addresses the eponymous orifice, a hung jury, spider husks, romantic fascists, gingivitis (tune in to find out which kind!), and a coffee conspiracy theory. Twitter: QSBursts Instagram: quickshortbursts

31: Backloaders: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XVIII (Episode 31)

2020-07-2335:05

This week, we talk turkey on letting it all hang out at home, ape projectiles, squirrels, backloading, diapers, workplace equality, conspiracy theories, and crotchscaping.Twitter: QSBursts Instagram: quickshortbursts

30: Heaving and Glistening: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XVII (Episode 30)

2020-07-1536:22

This time around, we flap our gums about pro wrestling, steroids, Cucker Tarlson, racist meth-heads, thigh thicknesses, horny art, big hogs, the last laugh, and a haunted airplane.Twitter: QSBurstsInstagram: quickshortbursts

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