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Author: Alex Ptak, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Clare O'Kane

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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions.
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Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can Predator be real? I mean, we don't know what could be out in the universe (I'm talking about the movie Predator)? What do psychopaths think of the movie "Human Centipede"? Is Malcom in The Middle set in America? If so, why doesn't Malcom just shoot everyone who gives him problems? --- Listen to Blank Check podcast Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
3 stars. There is no god here Full episode for supporters @ patreon.com/quorators
Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I ate 36 grilled cheese sandwiches and now I'm stuck on the toilet. Am I going to die? Why is my hotdog so yummy with my tummy What would you say if you were in a grocery store and somebody said, "if you need all those groceries, you have mental problems"? --- Follow Allen on Instagram Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
To ally with the shamans please support the show @ patreon.com/quorators and unlock the full episode
Chilling Questions

Chilling Questions

2025-11-0301:11:16

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I can feel my soul getting darker and evil and I can't help it. What do I do? What actually happens when we die? I am so confused. What would you ask the antichrist? --- Listen to Chris' podcast, Guys: With Bryan Quinby Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
From the 10th Dentist subreddit post regarding the letter W For the full episode please support the show @ patreon.com/quorators
Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How can I let others look at my wife in a bikini? When I go to a beach or fishing with her in a bikini all the men there keep looking at her. What does a husband really expect from a wife? What would you do if your husband got your mom pregnant? --- Listen to Chris' podcast, Guys: With Bryan Quinby Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
To become a billionaire and listen to the full episode please support our show @ patreon.com/quorators
Chimp Week

Chimp Week

2025-10-2001:00:43

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Could a hybrid chimp/human be born without sin? Is it possible for a large human (like The Mountain or The Rock) to intimidate a chimp in a show of dominance despite the chimp being stronger? Why has nobody tried using war gorillas? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
Dare you heat up your leftovers with this haunted microwave?
War of the Mind

War of the Mind

2025-10-1301:08:05

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is being humble seen as a fool these days? Can a single insult change a person's destiny? What if the radio and TV are involved in gang stalking and directed conversation for me personally? What if the electronic harassment is stimulating you sexually? What can I do about this? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
Do not play this out loud at your workplace or clareplace Full episode @ patreon.com/quorators
Beast War w/ Aaron Thorpe

Beast War w/ Aaron Thorpe

2025-10-0601:17:01

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What large dog guard breeds are big enough and strong enough to deal with a full-grown criminal? Could a chimp become president someday? What is the most racist animal? --- Check out Aaron's podcast Trillbilly Worker's Party Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
Q+ Teaser - Hug News

Q+ Teaser - Hug News

2025-10-0205:26

The latest news about hugging is in at patreon.com/quorators
Food War w/ Dan Rosen

Food War w/ Dan Rosen

2025-09-2901:02:41

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Has anyone ever made a gun out of a sandwich? Why do I have the urge to drink blood? Would you divorce your spouse if they showed up one minute and forty-five seconds late to your anniversary dinner? --- Check out Dan's podcast Middlebrow Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
for more such anecdotes support the show @ patreon.com/quorators
Gang War

Gang War

2025-09-2201:08:22

Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I join a gang without the violence part? I want to be a part of something that's close like a family, but I don't know what exactly. Are Brazilian jiu-jitsu and the game chess conceptually the same? I've fallen in love with a gang member. What do I do now? --- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
To support the show and by proxy the Rizzler please go to patreon.com/quorators and unlock the full episode
Comedians Clare O'Kane, Alex Ptak, and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would I react if hit in the crotch? I'm 18, don't do sports, skinny German, and have never been hit before. How can a corpulent man be a good swordsman? How strong would a resisting inmate need to be to make the staff give up on strip searching him? --- Check out the Bad Hasbara podcast @ badhasbara.com Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ patreon.com/quorators Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr Watch the show @ youtube.com/@quorators
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Gary McCammon

Great, now I'm imagining a baby watching 2001 doing Dave's scene through the space warp, the baby's eyes shifting back and forth in awe as colors illuminate their face

Apr 1st
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luisgif

The best guest is back!

Apr 9th
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luisgif

This was the best guest, they should all be as excited as Hesse

Aug 14th
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