God is on Arsenal's side! UFC200 Conte Vs Tuchel? Mbappe throws his toys out the pram!
Van Dijk takes one step too far at Craven Cottage! Can the two North London clubs continue their form? Hauland bags a brace!
Will Jesus take Arsenal to heaven? Kishan's humbled prediction after last season PTSD! Chelsea out the top 4?
Chelsea got a case of blue balls! Can the Magpies continue to fight for top 4? Gunners keep The Cityzens off the throne!
Liverpool leave the forest empty-handed! Who will win the World Cup? Ten Hag: The real alpha at United
TAA needs to update his Waze! Can a goalkeeper ever win a Baloon D'or? Haaland gone for an oil change!
Gerrard slips again for the reds! Who makes our beta TOTS? Leeds given a 2nd chance in the Premier League!
Liverpool squatting heavy to work on their quads! Can Gerrard force City to slip up? Ramsey flushes history down the toilet!
Arsenal & Spurs playing hot potato for top 4! Is British football on the throne of Europe? Magpies complete their money makeover!
United take part in Soccer Aid 2.0! Is Diaz the signing of the season? The Toffees find themselves in a sticky situation!
The reds pushing for a photo finish! Can the Gunners kill the top 4 race? PSG become the king of the bottle jobs!
The magpies refuel their engine! Are Liverpool en route to have their best season ever ? Spurs playing spin the bottle with Conte!
The Magpies battle out of relegation! Is Klopp future proofing Liverpool? Mane trump's Salah in the final!
Lord Dean Smith takes another to the boardroom! Has rashford found his form again? Liverpool can't put the money where their mouth is!
Is Kane red card restricted? Leeds feeling generous ahead of Christmas! Have the Gunners found a winning formula?
Chelsea struggle to pop the bubbles! Are Gunners back to factory settings? Barca broken beyond repair!
Arteta fighting in the wrong weight class! Which new manager will have the biggest impact? The fight for champions league opens up!
Man United - The team with all looks but no personality! Is Eddie going to have a howler at Newcastle? Gunners looking for ammunition!
CR7 teaching clutch control to Ole! Is City's issue bigger than just a new striker? Ramsdale saving Arteta's job!
Fergie working as an undercover boss! Have Arsenal finally picked up form? Havertz being anti social at the Bridge!