RACH, STEPH & MATT AREN'T FUNNY

We're Rach and Matt! On our podcast, we tell funny stories, play games, and just chat. We want to give you a fun yet chill experience like we're all sitting on a couch together in your mom's basement.

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 13: What Up Pimp

Your two pimps are BACK. Covering our recent trips and also our opinions on recent current events including Barbie. Tune in folks! Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

08-16
28:17

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 35: Matt + Japanese Sex Stores = Insanity

Matt went to Japan and we're hearing ALL ABOUT IT. The chopstick holder he stole, the sex store with "poop" kinks, you gotta listen. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

11-18
29:15

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 34: What Color Was Your Math Folder?

Matt tests Rach on what color all our grade school folders were because apparently THEY WERE ALL THE SAME. People at comic con also smell hella bad and Rach talks Emmys. LISTEN!!!!Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

09-18
28:21

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 33: Are We Out of Touch? Or are We Sardine Girls?

We might not be Gen Z girlies but also maybe we are? We're cool and know the styles. Also does anyone else need to clean out their phone contacts??? Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

08-07
27:33

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 32: Someone Pissed in the Chili at Wendy's

Food poisoning on 4th of July? Awful. MTV mid 2000s television shows? Amazing. Tune in for this crazy conversation. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

07-10
23:57

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 31: ASMR is the WORST

We are NOT into ASMR and we're being judgy about it. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

06-11
29:16

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 30: 2 Strokes to Midnight

We're talking our latest movie script we're working on, Rach filling out doctor intake forms and chatgpt. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

05-15
28:09

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 29: Mattress Firm is a Drug Laundering Scheme

You know what we mean. Matt bought a mattress but who was he REALLY buying from? Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

04-07
29:26

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 28: The Full Engagement Story

The rumors are true, we've been a throuple this entire time. We're surprised too, but it feels good to finally tell our audience. Just kidding, for now...Hear the full engagement story here. PLUS, Matt is such a goober. He's giving us so many good bits this episode. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

02-06
31:57

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 27: Shrek the Musical & Thanksgiving

It's been a hot minute since we've caught up, and we're reviewing our Thanksgiving holidays, Freemont street in Las Vegas and Shrek the Musical. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

12-16
26:43

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 26: Drunk Frat Boys at a Wedding

The wedding tea has arrived and you don't want to miss it. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

10-22
26:59

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 25: I Want to Airplane Wayne Brady

Rach LOVES Wayne Brady, and maybe she's going to meet him. PLUS we dish on the bachelor and bachelorette parties we went to this weekend. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

09-06
24:30

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 24: "Some Brown Going Down"

We say it every time, but we mean it when we say this is our BEST episode ever. Listen for a game of "would you rather" you won't regret it. Or maybe you will idk. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

07-15
30:35

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 23: Happy Pride from Burger King

We are bringing back all your favorite catchphrases from 2007 as Rach goes through some of the heavy hitters in her middle school yearbook + we come up with a new slogan for Burger King they should hire us ASAP. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

06-03
23:24

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 22: Rach & Jeff Goldblum Become Besties

We FINALLY get the Rach meeting Jeff Goldblum story - plus apparently people spread their ashes on the Haunted Mansion ride as Disneyland? We dish about Disney adults and everything you have ever wanted in a podcast episode. TUNE IN PLAYERS! Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

05-06
26:27

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 21: That's SO College

Matt and Rach met in college, so it's only necessary to dive into how that happened and WHAT happened. So many funny stories you gotta hear 😂 Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

04-15
24:48

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 20: My Doctor Wants Me on Ozempic

While the rest of you are fighting out here to get it, I'm being SOLD on it. Listen for a hilarious episode about all things in our lives. Work, doctor appointments and wondering if our dads really love us. Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

03-16
27:33

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 19: Do Throuples Work?

You heard us. Here's our tv show reviews for the week. We're talking Couple to Throuple on Peacock. Join us for a fun conversation. We're looking for a third 😎 Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

02-25
24:25

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 18: BIG FOOT IS REAL & HE ATE ME

You heard us. Conspiracy theory episode is here and we're discussing some GOOD ONES. Tune in here for all the tea!! Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

01-20
28:59

"Absolutely Anyone" Episode 17: Love Has Won REVIEW

We watched the documentary "Love Has Won" on HBO and HOLY SH%T. You need to watch and listen to our commentary, because omg. Also if g-d had merch what would it be? Music: Switch Me On by Shane Overs - https//www.silvermansound.com

12-22
26:50

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