RAN & MELโ€™S PARTY LINE!

Just imagine youโ€™re back in the golden age of party lines, but THIS time youโ€™re invited to eavesdrop! Listener beware, you might just learn a thing or two. ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

MAYBE U SHOULDNโ€™T STOP 4 FAST FOOD WHEN IN HOT PURSUIT! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคช

Ran & Mel are back 2 discuss dumb criminals in Massachusetts (not Florida)โ€ฆ she shouldโ€™ve chosen โ€œthe Lordโ€™s Chicken ๐Ÿ”โ€ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

07-09
26:57

BODY ART! BUSH ART! ๐Ÿ–ผ & HAPPY ENDINGS! ๐Ÿฅฐ

Ran, Mel, & Tara discuss Tattoos and the stereotypes surrounding them. AND the various ways of trimming your pubes! Thatโ€™s just a few of the topics...๐Ÿ˜‡

03-08
01:06:02

NEWSPAPER BLOOPERS! KILLER SEXBOTS! YURIIโ€™S NEW TOY! & ANIMAL HANKY PANKY! ๐Ÿ—ž๐Ÿช€๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฑ

Ran & Mel discuss News headlines that went wrong, Terminator Sexbots, Yurriโ€™s Chicken, and how the animals do โ€œitโ€...

02-20
36:58

DAD THREW OUT MY PORN!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ’

Ran & Mel discuss a tabloid story about a man in Michigan whoโ€™s suing his dad for tossing out his expensive porn collection! ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

02-11
19:28

PEOPLE WHO โค๏ธ FARTS!!! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ & WHATโ€™S UP WTH BRITNEY?

RAN, MEL, & TARA go off the rails even further! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Ž

02-04
52:29

USED PANTIES 4 SALE! ๐Ÿ“ฌ, SQUIRTING ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜”๏ธ... & FREAKY FETISHES!

Special guests Skyler & Tara join to discuss things that you wouldnโ€™t talk about with Grandma ๐Ÿ‘ต ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚

02-01
43:49

YURI, DR. RUTH,SLUTITITY, and MORE SEX TALK! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ran & Mel discuss the infamous YURI, G SPOTS, sing, and make up new words...

01-28
30:59

POLITICAL VIEWS DONE IN AVERAGE SEX TIME! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿšฌ

Ran, Mel, AND Tara briefly discuss our OPINIONS related to the countryโ€™s broken political system.

01-21
16:08

โ€œI BROKE MY SEX DOLLโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’‹

Ran, Mel & Tara discuss sagging boobs, Cheating on your sex doll, Filthy Martinis ๐Ÿธ...and whatever else pops up in the middle. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿฅณ โ€œYES YES YESโ€ !!!

01-21
32:29

HAPPY 2021!!! ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽŠ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

WE R BAAAACK BITCHES! Tighten your belts 4 a brand new rollercoaster season! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿปโ™ฅ๏ธ

01-11
44:11

MORE ๐ŸŽ„ GIFTS! ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚

PART 2 of a special BEST OF compilation! OUR Christmas gift 2 U! โ™ฅ๏ธ

12-27
26:28

CHRISTMAS GIFT ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ„

PART 1 OF A SPECIAL COMPILATION OF SEASON 1โ€™s INSANE MOMENTS! ... CALL IT OUR CHRISTMAS GIFT 2 U! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปโ™ฅ๏ธ

12-26
19:37

โ€œTARA OF THE STARSโ€ โญ๏ธ โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐Ÿช

Ran and Mel once again welcome the infamous TARA to explain her โ™ฅ๏ธ for stargazing!

12-19
42:44

TARA SMOKING SANTA! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Ran & Me rejoin Tara to discuss quitting cigs, naughty Santa & Aunt Beckyโ€™s jail time!

12-13
32:40

CHARLIE RICH...& 50 more topics! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜

Ran & Mel discuss...a like bit of everything. (No, REALLY ๐Ÿ˜‚)

12-06
01:15:24

INTRODUCING...TARA!!! โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ran, Mel, and extra special guest TARA discuss basically EVERYTHING in a short amount of time! WARNING: Weโ€™re just getting STARTED! ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

11-30
01:30:04

FITTING CONVERSATION 4 THANKSGIVING ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Ran & Mel discuss bras, body parts slang, Asian beavers, and vagina myths!

11-26
42:46

THE ORGASM CULT: โ€œSweet Baby Jesusโ€ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Ran & Mel discuss โ€œOrgasm Meditationโ€ and how the FBI could infiltrate YOUR climax!

11-21
41:09

TOILET TISSUE ISSUES! ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Ran & Mel weigh in on METH... and why people are once again hoarding bathroom tissue! Get ready, the ๐Ÿ’ฉโ€™s about to get deep...#sharethesquares

11-19
47:02

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