RSK XFM Remastered

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 6 (Jul. 2, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together for the LAST TIME on XFM! Ricky "Puppy in one hand, a bag of sweets in the other" Gervais; Stephen “hanging around in Topshop, for unsavory reasons” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "I haven't got time for a book" Pilkington. **THE END 'N THAT** THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 5 (Jun. 25, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With an ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard Bit at (27:23)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "He has got legs! He has got legs. I don't know why you think he's in a wheelchair." Gervais; Stephen “There's no clue whatsoever! It seems to me based solely on Do you feel alright?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Right, he might not have any legs and that, but he's happy..." Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 4 (Jun. 18, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **With an ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard Bit at (22:21)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "Where's Karl's knob?" Gervais; Stephen “Ah, it's the welcome return of Knob News.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Man grows knob on his arm." Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 3 (Jun. 11, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "It's not a big problem having your head done in by nudists." Gervais; Stephen “'What's your natural beach clobber?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "In the future, they reckon that we'll be able to wake up and eat a yogurt you can have a chat with" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023. CHAPTERS: Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington joke about Karl's bald head, grumpiness, and a golfing trip (0:00) Nature's quirky evolution, misconceptions, rapid changes in bacteria and viruses, human interference, and futuristic technology (9:43) Nature's quirks and human behavior are humorously explored, including a German nudist, nude services, and Adam and Eve's potential preferences and surname (22:42) Sunday morning with tea, word games, riddles, Karl's work habits, World Naked Bike Ride, oil conservation, Bob Geldof's activism (31:52) Childhood spending habits, charity complexities, and Western aid's role in poverty are discussed in this chapter (38:37) Debate over value for money, peak travel pricing, work ethic, gluttony, and weight loss of a celebrity and Britain's heaviest family (49:32) A friend shares a story of a monkey chef in an LA restaurant, leading to a surprising discovery and comedic implications (1:01:22)

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 2 (Jun. 4, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "is it embarrassing to have a man's finger up your arse?" Gervais; Stephen “'All I can see is a bald monkey.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Pope's dead." Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 4 Episode 1 (May 28, 2005) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (40:13)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "cause it's such a lovely bald little sort of dome" Gervais; Stephen “'Sponsored by Lindauer sparkling wine.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Right, are we doing Rockbusters then?" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 12 (Jan. 17, 2004) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (37:02)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "Oh, little Karl Pilkington." Gervais; Stephen “'When Harry Met Barry', it's a classic film.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "So we're doing When Harry Met Barry. All right?" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 11 (Jan. 10, 2004) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (27:53) & (53:12)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky "Well, if you're an anthropologist or a psychologist, a doctor, a gay, please call in" Gervais; Stephen “I'm not convinced by this whole, um, cleavage looks like an ass” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Right, well if it's all about ass, why don't gays like a little bit of tit?" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 10 (Jan. 3, 2004) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (15:37)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “I definitely know, and have met, more little gay fellas than little Chinese fellas." Gervais; Stephen “have any of us ever met any gay people?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl "Rockbusters?" Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 9 (Dec. 27, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (23:42)** This is the Fifth (5) Best Bits Episode by Karl Pilkington. Our fearless leaders, Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant, are out yet again this week, so their slack-jawed lackey, Karl Pilkington, has cobbled together another BEST BITS episode for your enjoyment 'n that! Alright? THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 8 (Dec. 20, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (0:00)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “I want the king who stands astride them like the Archangel of Metal" Gervais; Stephen “You love Maiden don't you. They're a friend of yours.” Merchant; and, while Karl Pilkington is in Lanza Grotty, we have special guest, Ian “I brought in Metal Christmas, is that alright?” Camfield. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 7 (Dec. 13, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (13:52), (14:20) & (49:46)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “With no water! just to dry out and get some new ideas. Ohh, I'd love to see you sitting there..." Gervais; Stephen “he needs to go to some kind of volcanic dust island.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Going to Lanzarote next week.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 6 (Dec. 6, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at (37:15)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Well, it's not a romantic language no, it's quite harsh." Gervais; Stephen “Karl was wittering on about the Germans earlier.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “What I'm saying is if a French woman was talking to me I'd say I don't know what you're talking about love but it sounds good.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 5 (Nov. 29, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “How did we get from ‘5p off milk’ to ‘free butt plug with every sale’?" Gervais; Stephen “Shove them up your bum” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I’m always interested in their little shops and stuff.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 4 (Nov. 22, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (16:22) & (34:38)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Ivan the Crafty, at most! Ivan the jealous, you know, Ivan the spoiled brat" Gervais; Stephen “You’re gonna go down in history like with Vlad the Impaler!” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Um, d’ya’ know – Ivor the Terrible?” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 3 (Nov. 15, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (0:00), (14:06), (18:22) & (45:40)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “What've you got to say, just, having a guess, is it about monkeys, Chinese people or little gay fellas?" Gervais; Stephen “Well no, they were up to some hijinks.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Just havin' a look. Err, picture of him, sort of sailor's hat on, tanned body, like, just his arse out like that.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 2 (Nov. 8, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (15:43), (28:54) & (42:21)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Do you prefer... knobs or tits, Paulo?" Gervais; Stephen “Do I get bender points?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “Gay fella … straight, sort of man. Man-woman.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Nov. 1, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 3 Episode 1 (Nov. 1, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BITS at (0:00), (49:46) & (57:27)** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Boys are back in town on Xfm 104.9. We're back then, aren't we, Karl?" Gervais; Stephen “Karl said he's never going to do the show again.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I had Mondays and Tuesdays off before Duncan got involved.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO. File updated Oct. 30, 2023.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 51 (Aug. 16, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. As expected, SERIES 2 ends on a familiar topic: KNOBS... And Karl moans about having to work Saturdays. Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “No one cares. This is our last show. Lets make it a good one!" Gervais; Stephen “What are you feelings Karl so far? I mean are you tearful? Are you upset?” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I am paid peanuts to work Saturdays. It wrecks my weekend.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO.

REMASTERED & OPTIMIZED - Series 2 Episode 50 (Aug. 9, 2003) of The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM, the tin pot radio station we all know and love. **ALL-NEW Never-Before-Heard BIT at 14:34** Our brilliant trio together again! Ricky “Right! I don't know what that is." Gervais; Stephen “I don't know what that was. This is appalling.” Merchant; and the eminent, Karl “I just was saying last week about everyone's raving about Galileo.” Pilkington. THIS TRACK HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR AUDIO.