RTVS Podcasts

Join the RTVS crew as they go through their auditory quest into podcasting. This is a journey they will not survive. ”Where Do We Begin?” is a show where the crew discuss interesting topics and answer questions from the fan community. (we do NOT make JOKES in this podcast it is absolutely serious).

Where Do We Begin Episode #69: Alien Chef Who Can Do Anything

Let's get psychomalogical here; when you close your eyes, what color do you think this podcast is? Now think about your favorite breakfast cereal, what color is that? No not what color it actually is, what color do you think it is. This episode is all about looking into yourself. The mind and your id or whatever. You're going to come out of this knowing so much more about yourself, like if you'd rather live with an italian man or an alien. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

09-08
01:50:37

Where Do We Begin Episode #68: Seventy Days Only Slushee

Oh my god guys, we just recorded the best podcast episode ever. This one is going to be genuinely so good cause of all the wonderful ideas that we have. Good video game ideas, good food safety ideas, and even good ideas on how to change the world. We will even go out and find the most amazing people in the woods. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

08-12
01:53:19

Where Do We Begin Episode #67: Make Blue WIth One Color

What would you do for your fellow countrymen? Let's say you were given funds for a grant of some sort; how would you make the world around you a better place? I think a sticky wet hand toy you can throw around would probably be a good start. Maybe make all pills taste bad and or good. Or have garlic be money, who cares! We discuss all of this and more. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

06-30
01:32:47

Where Do We Begin Episode #66: Invisible City (and Pax East 2025 Talk)

We're back home! Except for Baaulp cause he didn't have to travel anywhere. Where did we go? I don't know if we can tell you. It was a secret place, a marvelous city hidden away. A place powered by the most powerful technology and maybe also candy. No one ever got food poisoning there ever. But now that we're back home, it's a very real threat. So once again we must do our duty to inform you of the dine out dangers you may face. Also we went to PAX East, that was cool too. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

05-28
02:09:55

Where Do We Begin Episode #65: Penis Wise Balls Foolish

With both Trog And Gir out sick, we decided to turn on the Canada signal and Scorpy came to the rescue. With his arrival came an exchange of knowledge. We taught him about Konami's legal issues with an eccentric comic book artist. And he told us tales of awful but quirky branded chain restaurants. Get ready for a deep dive, cause we're serving up an info dump with a large side of poargu pasta. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

04-24
01:56:01

Where Do We Begin Episode #64: FFmpeg Uncle

This episode was edited entirely in Rupert-wave. Rupert-wave is a audio editing software that my uncle made himself on his garage computer, and he gave it to me during a family barbecue last summer. It came on a series 8 cds and while I was going through the installation process, my pc coughed. In this episode we play "manga or children's book" and Wayne has us on a jury for Steam VAC bans, whatever that means. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

03-26
01:49:43

Well, That Explains It #1: Prescription Murder

Welcome to WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT, a new RTVS Columbo Podcast. Featuring Trog, Holly, and Mike. Today's episode has us looking at the very first piece of televised Columbo media, the first of two pilot episodes that introduced the world to the lovable detective. Or, is he lovable? I don't know. In this one he yells at a woman until she suffers a nervous breakdown. Oh well.

03-13
02:19:11

Wolf Frankensteins It #1

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03-13
41:21

Where Do We Begin Episode #63: Valentine Special

This episode gets hot and steamy! In celebration of Valentine's day, we recorded the raunchiest episode to date. An hour and forty minutes full of the sexiest, nastiest, and most heart pounding funny your ears can handle. Join us as we attempt to help the internet fix their romantic woes and get some satisfaction. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

02-20
01:46:32

Where Do We Begin Episode #62: Food Clothes But No Talent

What does 2025 hold for us on the show? Rather than just waiting to see what happens, Trog decided to pay to get our fortunes. Some of us got better predictions than others. We also discuss the ethics of not having town criers anymore. And the job creation opportunities that come with them and having people run around telling us what lords said. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

02-02
01:49:26

Where Do We Begin Episode #61: Your Weekly Sneeze

How often do you sneeze? Once a month? Week? Day? Hour? We were shocked to learn the answer to that question this episode. Listen and see how this could affect your quality of life. No, this is not some fetish thing ok. Also this being the december episode, we decided to get presents for each other but not really cause we're cheap I guess. But it's the thought that counts right? Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

01-12
01:50:44

Where Do We Begin Episode #60: Play Of The Life

At long last, the results of our election revealed. Find out who you, the listeners, chose to lead Where Do We Begin nation or -stan or whatever. We're also joined by Scorpy and Erarg to talk about the recent Nosferatu Nite stream that took place on Halloween! Learn the secrets of how we pulled it off and origins of the Dark Butler. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

12-08
02:33:07

Where Do We Begin Episode #59: The Great RTVS Debate

In the spirit of the election year, RTVS too will have a debate so that our fans can see who best to lead them into the unknown of tomorrow! In this episode, Wayne, Mira, Trog, Log, and Mike will speak on the issues which most impact you. Mainly because they're the emails that you guys sent in. VOTE HERE: https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVeNwGn3 Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

10-06
01:34:22

Where Do We Begin Episode Bonus: PAX West 2024

Last month, some of us traveled to Seattle for PAX West 2024. We had a fan meet up and everything! It was so much fun, we decided to record a bonus episode to talk about the sights and sounds and tastes of the convention and city. Sorry I didn't get Pearl Jam for this episode. Maybe one day. Music By Justin Wabs

09-19
01:27:57

Where Do We Begin Episode #58: The Greatest Podium

Do you believe in change? That those in power will hear us and our demands? Well it turns out a lot of children between the ages of 10 to 18 do, because they all go on change.org and have made all sorts of petitions for us to sign. We also read some of your hate mail. What do you all have against Baaulp huh? Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

08-19
01:34:26

Where Do We Begin Episode #57: Brant Summer

How's your life? Could it be a funnier life? What if you went to the comedy gym instead of a regular one? Maybe you could shoot stuff with the hose from your dish washing job to pass the time. Get a little silly with it how you do things. Wayne and Gir couldn't make it so we got Scorpy to fill in instead, just in time to talk about Gameclam 5. Video Of The Times: Joey Joystikk C2 GRIPS RENEGADE Controller Review Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

08-01
01:50:10

Where Do We Begin Episode #56: Omega Sweet Balls

Warning! This episode contains an omega level grievance. You have been warned. Also, this is the episode where we don't really listen to each other for some reason. We also weren't very funny idk we didn't try really hard sorry. But we do talk about tasting stuff with our balls so look forward to that. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

06-20
01:54:38

Where Do We Begin Episode #55: Porky White Hole

This episode is a very scientific one, we muse on the nature of life and our place in the universe by looking at subreddits. Why would someone want 30 pumps of syrup in their coffee? Why did we make fun of Trog's car last episode? Where do people get all these crazy video game ideas from? Also stop making us talk about soda, middle school, and clowns it's your fault not ours. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

05-23
01:46:26

Where Do We Begin Episode #54: Selected Burger Works

Let us take you to a new world. A world where music is more than music. And where food is more than food. The barriers of both intersecting and melding together. Welcome to Music Food world! What if you ate food and could hear audio. This episode is all about this world but not really. Also Trog isn't here and we make fun of him for it. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

05-04
01:33:59

Where Do We Begin Episode #53: Kid OSHA

This episode is late, but that's because Baaulp got an ear infection which slowed down the edit. But even through illness and pain he soldiered on and worked tirelessly to get this episode out. He really is amazing and probably the strongest member of RTVS. Mira joins the crew this episode to talk about all sorts of nasty crap. Send your emails to: podcast@radiotv.solutions Music By Justin Wabs

04-10
01:37:15

Evan Lino

justice did straight up say the f slur in one of the podcasts but it was funny so it was ok

09-02 Reply

Qerewe

I shame you, Wayne.

02-17 Reply

Pochimonster

I mean a titty fun house doesn't sound so bad...

11-21 Reply

egg

HELLO GORDON

08-04 Reply

Silke Burrows

>:3

03-13 Reply

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