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In an extended podcast, Jo and Simon hear listeners' shameful secrets, including ones that were too shocking for radio! Plus more of listener’ letters from the Parish Notice Board and another archive story in ‘Confession From The Crypt’.

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Simon and Jo reunite to look back on their favourite Confessions from the show, which include special appearances from Rick Wakeman and Jacqueline Wilson!
Donner seeks forgiveness in her Christmas fire fiasco ‘I Want Brandy’; Karen confesses her midnight mass story ‘My Girl's Wally Shock’; Gabrielle reveals her shameful church tale ‘Huey Organ’ and Tim shares his itchy cheeks confession ‘Jailhouse Pox’.Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive an awkward zip encounter that we called ‘Snatch My Zip Up’.
Will you forgive Valerie’s fowl play? Plus a classic Emirates embarrassment revisited.
Will you forgive Emily's Fiery Fable? Plus a vengeful Confession from the Crypt!
John’s seeks forgiveness in his straw bale shambles ‘Shake Your Balefeather’; Bruce shares his faux fur prank ‘Hooked on a Screaming’; Jack reveals his sneaky stolen fruit Confession ‘In The Pear Tonight’ and Baz tells us his eye-popping tale ‘Gymslips, Lamps & Tease’.Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive a mysterious fox Confession called ‘Jet!’, plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Will you forgive Elaine's Tracing Tale? Plus a painful Confession from the Crypt!
Will you forgive Tony’s toasty tale? Plus a fantastic Confession from the Crypt!
Also in this week's podcast,a fancy dress vicar gets a late night fright and in our X-Rated section, a desperate motorist is waylaid on the way to the Ladies...
Eddie’s seeks forgiveness in his beefy swap story ‘We’ll Meat Again’; George reveals his beeping bust up confession ‘Don’t Go Braking My Horn’; Johnny shares his spooky tale ‘Leave A Fright On For Me’; and NG's tells us his floodgate catastrophe ‘The Life Buoys of Summer’.Also in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive an exorcist tale sent in by an anonymous listener known as ‘The Evil Brother of Death’, plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Will you forgive Dan's mower misstep? Plus a brilliant Confession from The Crypt!
John seeks forgiveness in his delivery room disaster ‘See My Baby Dive’; Theo has a sibling shocker with ‘One Way or a Brother’; you’ll need a strong stomach to make it through Jules’ confession ‘There’s a Girl Works Down My Chip Shop Swears She’s Squeamish’; and there’s also Jilly’s kung-fu confession ‘Jilly Don’t Be Aikido’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive overzealous zookeeper Ed’s ‘Crocodile Shock’ and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Roger seeks forgiveness in his natural hen-ding story ‘Murder on the Farm Floor’; Bob confesses his waggy dog tale ‘Good Golly Miss Doggy’; Tony reveals his mid-70s gargantuan gatefold yarn ‘Love Me, Love My Prog’ and our second Roger of the week shares his fishy prank in ‘Oops I Squid It Again’.Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Harry’s accidental exam Tannoy tale ‘A Noisy Tannoy Annoys’, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Liam seeks forgiveness in his limping leg prank ‘Whine Every Mountain’, Joanna confesses her vandalism tale ‘The Name Of The Blame’ and Paul shares his tasty crumpet Confession ‘I Am, What I Jam’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Tom’s kebab sneezing story ‘Abra – Abra - Kebabra’, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Olly seeks forgiveness in his Wagon Wheel Whopper ‘He’s Quite Heavy He’s My Brother’; Captain A reveals his shocking stag story ‘Too Many Broken Parts’; Deborah tells us her confession ‘Say You, Say Wee’ and Max shares his fishy tale ‘Daddy Was A Carp Robber’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive an ex-zoo keeper’s shameful story involving the police, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Alan seeks forgiveness in his swimming pool fiasco ‘I’m In Love with a German Theme Park’; Emma reveals her haunting ‘Woman In Black’ prank in ‘Black & Fright’; Bob shares his naughty motor bike story ‘Motor Spiking’ and Ian tells us his window breaking scandal in ‘Miser Chiefs’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Sam’s Spanish car- tastrophe, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
With Jo and Simon off this week. We take a look back at some Classic Confessions from the last few years. In this episode Kim seeks forgiveness for her ‘Billy Goat Gaffe’ story (sadly it’s not THAT famous goat confession); Caz shares the story of her husband’s hairy reveal in ‘The Hair Bare Bunch’; Davy Jones confesses his tipsy tale ‘The Crate Unknown’ and Mozz spills the curry beans in his hilarious university Confession ‘Yellow’. If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Archie seeks forgiveness in his fire liar tale - ‘I Didn’t Start The Ire’, Monica shares her dad’s Rock n Roll confession ‘A Hard Day’s Plight’ - which includes one of the legendary Beatles, Neil lifts the burden of guilt off his shoulders in his broken vase story ‘Can I Stick it, Yes I Can’ and Tim reveals his yodeling classroom prank in ‘French Dissin in the Black Coun-trayyy’.This week's Confession from the Crypt includes A Marillion album, a factory, and a member of staff losing their job! Plus there's also a chance to hear some of the stories that are just too rude to broadcast in our X-Rated Confessions section! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk
Rebecca seeks forgiveness for her classroom catastrophe - ‘Teach Your Children Smell’; Mr C shares his tale ‘Au Pair of Blue Eyes’, and Reverend Graham reveals his cheeky confession ‘Hey Teacher, Leave Those Ears Alone’. In this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive Michael’s horrible hamster confession, plus there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk
Jo and Simon presented their shows live from Edinburgh this week and hosted live confessions from four comedians performing on The Fringe. Seeking redemption from the panel - and the live studio audience – are Al Murray, Mark Watson, Angela Barnes and Hugh Dennis.It’s over to you again next week, so if you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email confessions@bbc.co.uk.
Ahead of our week at the Edinburgh Fringe, we’ve dug out some of the best celebrity confessions from our previous shows from the festival over the years. Hear shocking Confessions from the likes of Tim Vine, Greg Proops, Marcus Brigstocke, Jason Bryne and Russell Grant.We’ll be live from Edinburgh Monday – Thursday from 5pm on Radio 2, featuring an amazing line including David Walliams, Rachel Parris, Susan Calman, Al Murray plus live music from The Blossoms, Franz Ferdinand, Deacon Blue and The Wandering Hearts. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk
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no comments? let me fix that🛠️

Oct 4th
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whydidthisstop

Sep 20th
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why did this have to stop 😭

Sep 20th
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in over 2 years coming close to 4 no ones commented

Jan 2nd
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Roger Ground

Fantastic

Aug 4th
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Kirsten Farr

awesome podcast come back Simon or do it as a podcast yourself

Jun 7th
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Liquidating

First comment

Jan 30th
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Kate Walker

Has this now come to an end now that Simon has left?

Jan 7th
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Asa Stevens

I remember watching the TV show version growing up. Happily stumbled across this recently and now it's my commuting saviour

Nov 29th
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Mark Corkin

Beautiful

Nov 28th
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Mark Corkin

Brilliant

Nov 28th
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Stephen Maddison

love this podcast, I have always been a fan of Confessions, I subscribed to the podcast and at the same time I stopped listening for a few months just so I could build up a library of episodes for me to listen to on my daily commute to and from work. I must seem, to most people, to be the happiest driver in the traffic jam! Thank you Collective 😂

Oct 5th
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Wright wright

finally found a decent android podcast app. castbox. Always love the confessions

Aug 19th
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Scéalaí

Hubby got me into this. Hysterical. My schedule is so random I usually miss the show going out live but the podcast rocks.

Aug 8th
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paul46722

Used to be great with Matt, Bobbi and Nigel. Now just plain dull with Jo. It's just the wrong show for her. Simon sounds as bored as we are listening. Bring back the old team and ditch dreary Jo.

Aug 3rd
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Terry Marshall

Was the highlight of my week, now dull as ditch water.

Jun 30th
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Henry Langford

627d

Jun 18th
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Charlotte Madsen

I miss Matt!!

Jun 18th
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David Blakemore

Unsubscribed! It's just not the same show any more. Not the same without Matt. R.I.P. Drive Time

Jun 18th
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Paul Johnson

Highlight of my week's listening!

May 18th
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