Radio Free Daria

Since 1998, I've written and read personal narrative/memoir-style stories, broadcast primarily on radio. I have no more radio ties, but I still have a million stories and a million more on deck, to share. I intend to share that work and joy with you, to be a voice that reads to you, and connects with you in the most loving way I know how.

Good Apple, Bad Banana

When you're five, and there are parts of your house that are still a mystery to you: you may very well find what you're definitely Not looking for

07-11
22:00

Great River Raft Race

Sirens be damned...the force of victory of the river race cannot be thwarted by babe nor pizza nor beer nor unattended child

06-12
18:24

Sooner or Later, Doug Will Arrive

When you're bored and underage, HBO sometimes makes you promises it can't keep.

05-07
15:36

The Trolls Have Risen Indeed

A tiny tale of my Babi this Orthodox Easter, and an argument towards the genetic origins of drama and absurd self-pity.

04-20
06:09

Dog Days of Easter

Other people's holiday traditions can't really be commented on, if you're a guest. Until 30 years later, of course.

04-13
11:49

Saint Jude at the Zoo

If the Priest is busy, can you just go ahead and baptize yourself? Can you then maybe, get a Saint to do your personal bidding? My brother tests this out, with all creatures Great and Small.

04-04
15:05

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 2

Is it possible, in the late 90's, to summon the spirit of a teen heartthrob from the early 80's? What if he's still alive? FB radiofreedaria

07-26
20:23

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 1

Teen Magazines will tell you who to love, but will they tell you How!??! Also, who is that guy, anyway? Also, yes, I know about the Riverdale series. Please stop telling me there is a Riverdale series. I know you mean well. But no. No.

07-25
18:12

Deadly Bingo

Everything is fearful and dangerous, to a gaggle of old ladies playing Bingo...but nothing is more fearful and dangerous, than some of those ladies, themselves.

07-07
13:23

Overture

Look out! Pee!!!!

07-07
13:14

The Flowers That Bloom

May Day means fertility, to the horror of pre-teens in Sex Ed www.dariaeliuk.com FB Radio Free Daria

05-02
10:12

Eddie Has Risen (Part Two)

Reliving the days before crucifixion are one thing, self-resurrection is entirely different. Resurrection is probably a good Spelling Bee word. You think it's going to be two "s" one "r". but no. Don't challenge Jesus to a spell-off: you can't win for losing. www.dariaeliuk.com FB: Radio Free Daria

04-19
18:26

Eddie Has Risen (Part 1)

When should a good Christian Boy fake his own death for fun and profit? WWJD, of course. www.dariaeliuk.com FB radio free daria

04-18
14:18

Just this real quick

Not really a story, just an explanation

04-18
09:32

The Great Polish Snipe Hunt

Gullibility, willfully ignorance...it's such a fine line when it comes to personality vs hormonal attraction. Also: never believe societal stereotypes. www.dariaeliuk.com https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm/episodes https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria/

02-18
20:10

I Lava Lava Lava You

There's no love like teen Goth love, and there's no way to express it without plenty-o-blood. Happy Valentine's Day 3> www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria iTunes "Radio Free Daria"

02-15
17:04

Ella

The girl who Lived www.joyrx.org

02-07
13:28

Viva Kinevel!

He embodied both all that was glorious, and all that was cringeworthy, about the Great American 1970's. Why not make a movie about him? ...Here's why not. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm

02-04
15:07

Call Me Bruce the Blue

Many claims have been made as to who invented hot wings, but it's not the chicken that goes horribly foul. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

01-21
12:19

Rosie, Duck Guts, and the Snake

From movies grossly miscast, to food too gross to eat, and the astrological prediction of World War Three www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

01-20
13:57

Christina Tetreault

Daria, I am sooo happy to have found this podcast! I have missed your stories and radio personality!

07-25 Reply

Pink Power Ranger

Daria, I'm so happy to find you on here. I miss having my afternoons filled by you on the radio. But now, this!! You helped me more than you know. keep it up!! TeeJay

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