Claim OwnershipRandom Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9
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Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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1 Hon, I think this soup's gone bad. Approachability: 7/10 ( Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Gills Gone Wild Approachability: 2/10 ( Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
"Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014) Approachability: 6/10 ( Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go Approachability: 9/10 ( Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Such typical Gemini behavior Approachability: 3/10 ( Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm: Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette. Approachability: 8/10 ( Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
A Hard(core) Day's Night Approachability: 8/10 (Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Sometimes you just have to let things go. Approachability: 9/10 ( Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings: Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
"Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too Approachability: 6/10 ( Very campy; low budget fun ) Content Warnings: Jumpscares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Girls just wanna have fun Special Guest: Janina Matthewson Approachability: 5/10 ( Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream Sept 21 @ 1pm: SILENT HILL (2006) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5) Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise? Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! ) Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday! Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
This house needs a full gut reno Approachability: 7/10 ( Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Vomiting zombies... Vombies! Approachability: 3/10 (1% gore; 99% vomit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Who does this clown think he is? Approachability: 1/10 (Gratuitously violent, graphic, and vicious) Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Jump scares; Clowns Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Head of the Russian mafia Approachability: 6/10 ( Intense thriller w/horror vibes ) Content Warnings: Snuff film; Blood; Police gaslighting; Animal death. Next Week’s Film Live Stream Aug 17: CREEP (2014) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Cruise control, leather seats, and evil spirit come standard Approachability: 7/10 (Solid horror moods, but not very scary or even bloody) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Shitty boyfriend; Shitty parents Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Puberty is a pretty rough time. Approachability: 3/10 ( Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
Acid trip Kill Bill Approachability: 2/10 ( Ultraviolent revenge tale ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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The movie is a commentary on the mistreatment of "abnormal" looking people, not "Queer" people. Why is everything about sexuality/race with you guys. Saying, "White, straight people, am I right?" isn't as insightful as you treat it as, especially coming from 2 white dudes (even if Cecil is gay)
full episode working now, thank you. Worth the wait.
typical one of the movies I really want to hear them talk about, and it won't even play or download.
Y'all need a woman on this show if you want to talk about how well a film represents gender issues. Or just want women to enjoy the show. Ideally someone knowledgeable about film.
So my download stops at 42 minutes like mid sentence. is everyone experiencing the same?
In 96 you could still cross the Mexican and Canadian border with just a drivers license (~government issued photo id)
I really think you're being far too sympathetic to this main character. It's a brilliant depiction of an awful husband and an awful man, and it's a shame to hear you defending him as an ultimately good guy. Also, the problem with the line about Catholics and Protestants is that the situation in Ireland *isn't* a religious issue but one of colonialism. That's why Gal is mad about it. Not because he's obsessed with the schisms of white Christians.
I love the idea that the whole movie is a fastasy/delusion of Jay. It’s the only logical explanation for the frankly nonsensical ending.
Giles is Anthony Head. His brother is Murray 😄
Why keep saying Latinx, it's just latinO
I watched this film once and found the plot nonsensical, no tension at all, and really boring.
mmmm, nope, witchcraft is a hard pass from me
the book series the raven cycle has a character that can pull things out of his dreams
I just thought Peter was in shock
I really enjoyed this movie 🤷
This was one hell of a movie and next week's movie is an oddly great fitting for a double feature. Super excited to see what Jeffery thinks of it!
I had to stop listening to go watch this, 100% no regrets, awesome movie.
There is a lot of stuff from the books (Light Novel & Manga) that gets glossed over in this film, but "Rambo" is back because he was so beat up after winning his Battle Royale the previous year that he was held back a grade due to missed days/poor grades... talk about the worst school system to be held back in.
I am begging you guys to watch Folding Ideas' YouTube video on Annihilation.
>It's ep 69. ....NICE .