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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Author: Night Vale Presents

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Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell. Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead & [REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/  
51 - Stir of Echoes (1999)

51 - Stir of Echoes (1999)

2021-06-0801:26:02

Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer. Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness) Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence Up Next: Alien Resurrection  (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Proto-Lynchian hell house Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
47 - The Howling (1981)

47 - The Howling (1981)

2021-05-1101:23:37

It's a werewolf team-building retreat! Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku & The Wicker Man (1973) Patreon only https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-wicker-man RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles. Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/ Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Swedish Christmas Carol is a masterclass in filmmaking Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/ Approachability: 10/10 () Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 0/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Alcoholism, Domestic Abuse Up Next: Belladonna of Sadness (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/belladonna-of-sadness (Trigger Warning: while Belladonna of Sadness is a trippy animated movie, it contains *a lot* of depictions of sexual violence) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 9/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage & a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
42 - Coraline (2009)

42 - Coraline (2009)

2021-04-0601:09:51

Visually-stunning, creepy drama with adorable little mooshkas Approachability: 9/10 (It's a PG movie. You're gonna do great.) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Body horror demonstrated through puppets, Creepy imagery Up Next: Mama (2013) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mama-2013 & Mama (2008, short film) https://youtu.be/WRqS6pBC42w RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
41 - Southbound (2015)

41 - Southbound (2015)

2021-03-3001:10:10

Trash bag demon skeletons will track your ass down Approachability: 3/10 (Graphic and intense. Very smart and very scary) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: Body horror, graphic gore/blood, home invasion, disturbing imagery Up Next: Coraline (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/coraline RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
A rich & stylish vampire western Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Sexual Assault Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
39 - Cam (2018)

39 - Cam (2018)

2021-03-1601:15:53

Clever debut thriller that not enough people have seen. Approachability: 7/10 (More a thriller w/horror elements. You'll see the blood coming.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual exploitation, Sexual assault Up Next: A Girl Walk Home Alone at Night (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
How do werewolf work exactly? Approachability: 7/10 (Low budget effects & some script silliness make this way less scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: Dismemberment, Blood/Gore Up Next: Annihilation (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/annihilation RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
[Boston accent] Big shock from a big shark. Special Guest: Brendan Haley https://twitter.com/brendohales Approachability: 5/10 (Getting killed by unseen monster in open water = Scary) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean), Child death, Blood, Dismembered Bodies Up Next: The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-werewolf-vs-the-vampire-woman Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Beautifully-shot, but not scary dark fairy tales Special Guest: Maureen Johnson https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson Approachability: 8/10 (It's not a horror movie. It's gross sometimes, though.) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 1/10 Content Warnings: Rape, Gore, Child/Domestic Abuse, Animal Death Up Next: Jaws (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jaws & for Patreon: Train to Busan (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/train-to-busan Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer. Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp! Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine and Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015  Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
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Cass Blackstock

I was listening to episode 4 and you were discussing the use of puppets and it reminded me of a scene in Repo! the Genetic Opera where the RepoMan is singing and uses the victim as a puppet to do the echos. That movie is scary in the way it plays with genetics, cosmetic surgeries, and the gore.

Apr 21st
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Studio 2053 Bisbee

It's been literally years since I've watched Ginger Snaps. I think I'm gonna go watch it real quick then come right back. I've done that with a few of the movies that I've felt I needed a refresher on and I'm so glad it really enhanced not only the movie but made the podcast so much more funny and enlightening and like we were all just sitting around bs'ing in the living room together. Toking.

Mar 2nd
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Studio 2053 Bisbee

How do you define grind house??? TARANTINO!!

Mar 1st
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Studio 2053 Bisbee

Got to back you up on something, so you were talking about smart performers to play dumb characters. I've never had this proved to me more than Phoebe from Friends. It's been many years since I used to watch Friends but I clearly recall detesting Phoebe and shallowly I admit this transferred over to the actress herself. Since that time I have seen the actress do benefits, do interviews, I've seen her speak about things she believes in stands for represents. She is very intelligent, open-minded, and progressive! I really love her and I also saw her play a character where again she was a little bit of a airhead but in that way exactly like you're talking about right now. I could tell that it was calculated down to the very way she tipped her head and bounced it off her shoulder pad it took a lot of work, a lot of thinking and a lot of preparing. and it changed everything I ever thought about her or anybody else that plays these kind of roles. I had to really stop and think about what I was seeing and review it and I started to see what you're saying exactly. That's my two cents worth and my complete backing of what you're laying out again love your show

Feb 27th
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Studio 2053 Bisbee

hi. 54 yr. trans male. " repack the bowl" my life story. love the show keep up the good work! based on things I've heard you say and a couple of times since you've dropped your age ranges , I'm sure you get what I mean.

Feb 27th
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Studio 2053 Bisbee

Hey you guys LOVE your podcast! I've been listening non-stop since I found you guys about 3 days ago you might want to think or do a little shout out for 11:59 media that's how I found you guys. I know this is a older episode but it's too irresistible not to share with you one thing. The fear of clowns I think that's been going on since way before us and you did sort of say that but it wasn't quite John Wayne Gacy or Stephen King that claims the fame of original nightmare clown (real life) going to have to go back a little bit further. Look up Joseph Grimaldi. I'd love to hear from you both

Feb 24th
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Studio 2053 Bisbee

Well another great episode you two, I'm off to my room to whittle tata

Feb 15th
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Studio 2053 Bisbee

CoC2 yeah! we both yelled it out at same time how awesome. loving the podcast. fun stuff you guys

Feb 15th
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