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Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
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Bad Bunny made me do it.
Approachability: 5/10 (Tense & violent with a slow burn)
Content Warnings: bloody/gore; jump scares; vomit
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The Cat With Hands (2001) / Other Side of the Box (2020) / This House Has People in It (2016) / Still Life (2005) / Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968)
Approachability: (varies)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Child death; Creepy faces/figures
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Who invited Mumford & Son to the party?
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 7/10 ( More dark action film than horror )
Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Animal death; Overt racism/epithets
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LIVE STREAM Jun 14: The Taking of Deborah Logan
HORROR SHORTS PLAYLIST for Jun 13 Ep
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Approachability: 8/10 ( More Shawshank Stephen King than IT Stephen King )
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault/Murder; Blood; Suicide; Child endangerment; Mild jump scares
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Let's talk about proper car maintenance
Approachability: 1/10 ( Tense, bloody, and torture-y )
Content Warnings: Torture/Sexual Assault; Mutilation; Blood Gore; Homophobic/Misogynist Slurs
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Throw me down a well, goth mommy!
Approachability: 2/10 ( Pretty disturbing supernatural noir mystery )
Content Warnings: Graphic animal death; Child murder; Jump Scares; Upsetting imagery; Suicide; Child abandonment
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Don't tell your friends what you saw.
Approachability: 9/10 (Suspenseful mystery classic with horror elements)
Content Warnings: Domestic abuse/assault; Child abuse
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Maximum Overdrive, but birds
Approachability: 6/10 ( Tense and occasionally bloody; an all-timer scare in this one, too )
Content Warnings: Stalking; Animal harm; Child harm; Blood/gore
Live Stream: Sat May 10 @ 3pm ET
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S3E2 "Playtest" / S3E3 "Shut Up and Dance" / S4E5 "Metalhead"
Approachability: 4/10 ( Bleak as hell with lots of blood in these episodes )
Content Warnings: Spiders; Jump scares; Human trafficking; Pedophilia; Blood/gore; Medical imprisonment; Suicide
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Black Lodge noir
Approachability: 4/10 ( Mindf*ck, 90s-style )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; jump scares; Creepy visuals; Suicide; Strobe effect
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Let's learn about Irish culture
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin
Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly horror comedy with some mild gore )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Spider; Jump scares
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Dereks don't run
Approachability: 2/10 ( Comedically gory splatter fest )
Content Warnings: Violence/gore
Livestream April 12:
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Send more cops
Approachability: 6/10 ( Spoof-level gory comedy )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares
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Take a picture. It'll last longer.
Approachability: 6/10 ( Documentary-style zombie disaster )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death
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Hope you're not eating lunch
Approachability: 1/10 ( Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing )
Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture; Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit
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Every New York apartment has its imperfections
Approachability: 4/10 ( Argento-level blood/gore/style )
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death;
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Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News
Approachability: 7/10 ( Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence)
Content Warnings: Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs.
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Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo
Approachability: 6/10 ( Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror )
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects
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Typical American tourists
Approachability: 5/10 ( Gory, body horror comedy classic )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs
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Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary. )
Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Child death; Blood
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I remember watching this film a long time ago and fo7nd it very boring. Totally didn't get it.
just LISTENING to Cecil and Not Cecil talk about the plot of The Sixth Sense makes me feel teary-eyed. I don't know if I'm ready to cry yet but I'm definately bookmarking this movie to watch for later.
The movie is a commentary on the mistreatment of "abnormal" looking people, not "Queer" people. Why is everything about sexuality/race with you guys. Saying, "White, straight people, am I right?" isn't as insightful as you treat it as, especially coming from 2 white dudes (even if Cecil is gay)
full episode working now, thank you. Worth the wait.
typical one of the movies I really want to hear them talk about, and it won't even play or download.
Y'all need a woman on this show if you want to talk about how well a film represents gender issues. Or just want women to enjoy the show. Ideally someone knowledgeable about film.
So my download stops at 42 minutes like mid sentence. is everyone experiencing the same?
In 96 you could still cross the Mexican and Canadian border with just a drivers license (~government issued photo id)
I really think you're being far too sympathetic to this main character. It's a brilliant depiction of an awful husband and an awful man, and it's a shame to hear you defending him as an ultimately good guy. Also, the problem with the line about Catholics and Protestants is that the situation in Ireland *isn't* a religious issue but one of colonialism. That's why Gal is mad about it. Not because he's obsessed with the schisms of white Christians.
I love the idea that the whole movie is a fastasy/delusion of Jay. It’s the only logical explanation for the frankly nonsensical ending.
Giles is Anthony Head. His brother is Murray 😄
Why keep saying Latinx, it's just latinO
I watched this film once and found the plot nonsensical, no tension at all, and really boring.
where are all the older comments?
Evil and pain do come from demons sometimes 🤷♀️
mmmm, nope, witchcraft is a hard pass from me
the book series the raven cycle has a character that can pull things out of his dreams
I just thought Peter was in shock
I really enjoyed this movie 🤷
This was one hell of a movie and next week's movie is an oddly great fitting for a double feature. Super excited to see what Jeffery thinks of it!