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Welcome to Rantermeisters! A place dedicated to be able to air grievances, woes, rants and comedy stories or anecdotes! Get it off your chest. Get rid of the anger. Join Ben (@largelyspeaking) on a random, tangent-filled journey through all things annoying!
Let's make light of the ridiculousness in the world!
We'll all be laughing by the end (hopefully!)
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The second half of the top 50 UK rants sees Ben wax lyrical about some of the most irritating topics whilst questioning why some are even there! Ben also opens the Dull Men's Club - Who else wants to join? Do you want your say? Contact the show on social media networks @Rantermeisters and maybe get featured on a future episode
Instead of another Valentines Day special, Ben decides to provide the airwaves with a State of the Ranterverse Address. He takes the top 50 UK Rants and Moans and gives his own strange take on them! Tune in next week for the top 25. #Hangkerchiefs
Trust the Safety Flap

Trust the Safety Flap

2024-02-0728:04

After last week's messy comeback, Ben returns in full solo rant mode with a more coherent episode! Luke Littler makes a return, and being blinded by the sun, busker etiquette, squash and cat cafes are all ranted about this week. Moron of the week this week is a right little banker. Find Rantermeisters on all your social media networks @Rantermeisters to send your rants in to be broadcast to the world on a future episode or email voicenotes to rantermeisters@gmail.com
Rantermeisters returns for a new series! The team are one complex carbohydrate down but Ben is back to all things ranting, this time as a solo project. The temporary disappearance will be explained along with some new rants about chocolate, darts, headphones and inappropriate thoughts. Thanks to @DanGriffin21 for the Moron of the Week jingle and to everyone else who continues to stick with Rantermeisters. Hope you enjoy!
Who would believe it? A year of Rantermeisters! Ben and James are joined by Morty and Fitch to talk many topics to celebrate our birthday! Words here do not do the episode justice so please just enjoy the madness of it all! We hear rather too much of one of the guests however!!!
Rantermeisters returns with a music special! Ben gets very angry about custard and Mrs Beans. Beans has powerful gas. An important music question is also asked, are hedgehogs a worldwide phenomenon? Yep, it's a tangent heavy episode!
So much is mentioned on another Random ranting episode this week! We have new music for your ears along with our new logo. We feature the debut of our Middle Class Alarm! Ben and James talk about, amongst other things, Drippy Cheese, Stumpy Spuds, Grout in Odd Places, Fizzy Fascists, Football and More. Ben tries to explain Pigsbladders to his wife, and Chaka Demus and Pliers turn up in conversation and end up on the Ranthology Playlist! What's not to love?
We are back from our summer holidays with an episode featuring random rants! In a break from the A-Z we delve into the dealings of Beans Abroad, why Fitch needs to wash his peppercorns and other words for poo. More of the same next time out!
We rock up to S on our isle of rants this time ... Stinging Nettles, Streaming, Stan Accounts OH MY! Why does James hijack Ben TWICE and why does Largely rear its head again?? Includes rants from @mrrodgers88, @sjwords, @podcast_fitch and @dangriffin21 Stay tuned for a vocal cameo from @mortyjr5 in the post credits!
We return with our voyage of discovery that is R on the A-Z of ranting (only 9 more to go after this one folks!) We discuss important matters such as how to prise yourself off of a Volvo, whether it is right to accept sweets off an old man who's name you don't know (in James' case the answer is very much yes), whether it is culturally inappropriate to wear a football shirt to a rugby game. We also weigh in on the big Condiment debate first started on the Morty and Fitch show and discuss updates to the Ranthology Spotify playlist! It's good to be back, friends
Rantermeisters returns with our MURICA special! We had two attempts at this episode as the first one, which was due to go live on 5th July had no usable audio! But we are back ranting and ranking some of our personal top 4s and almost getting into a full scale argument about something very silly! We have listener submissions from @Scottishjuggalo, @Millwallchris1, @realchrisbellis, @totalsteveo, @Mrrodgers88, @tresbutler and @DanGriffin21 along with an honest question for all of our lovely ranters! To all our American listeners, I am not sorry for the music. Love you all!
And just like that, Episode 30 is up. A milestone for Rantermeisters and to celebrate arriving at Q on the A-Z of Ranting, we asked our faithful legion to ASK US ANYTHING! CRABS, BEES, CLIFF RICHARD AND MORE! Guest questions from @Mortyjr5, @DanGriffin21, @KonnorKnowsFooty, @ScottishJuggalo as well as our harem on Facebook! Enjoy! PS If you could take the time, wherever you get your podcasts from, to review our show we would love to get this Rantertrain on its way to give us some followers! Love you xx
Episode 29 - P is for Norbs

Episode 29 - P is for Norbs

2023-06-2001:21:54

The next step on the A-Z of ranting is all things P. We compare wedding speeches, there are cameos from Ben's wife (who threatens to bite @tresbutler) and dog (who didn't appreciate us mentioning paws too many times), and discuss at worrying length the pros and cons of Pork. Away from the silly shenanigans we again discuss one of Ben's very deep and very personal topics which we both hope helps raise awareness for people in a similar position. Next we for Q we need your questions! ASK US ANYTHING!
Rantermeisters returns for another soiree into the A-Z by visiting all things O. Things go very wrong from the outset as Ben makes a boob whilst apologising to two forgotten ranters. One glitch in the matrix later and there is one friend brain and a deliberately terse response to @tresbutler! There's a lot of odd light action and we answer the big questions... What would Thanos look like a human? Who's hair worn down makes him look like teenage Hulk Hogan? Who gets fascinated by little sticky men AND sticky nuts? Plus the post credits includes what Beans gets up to during Ben's worryingly often walkaways!
This week we venture into the second half of the alphabet with all things N-related! Narcolepsy Narcolepsy Narcolepsy. Many a tangent is also discussed. What is seeping through James' ceiling? What genitalia caused a queue for Ben? Which county is SO far away? Does James know anything about Lex Luger? What is Mr Wobblyman's back story? All this and more. Rants also from @DanGriffin21 @SJPWords @uttrob and @camgriff92!
The boys return to discuss all things M on the A-Z of Ranting. We experience Melon talk with Cheesy Beans, chubby Lego men, what mange tout is really about and why money is so annoying. Also, we are witnesses to a Twitter altercation between @camgriff92 and @tresbutler! Officially we are now half way through the alphabet! Thanks for sticking with us so far - more fun to come!
RANTERMEISTERS RETURNS! After a few weeks away due to illnesses, University deadlines and appearance on the Morty & Fitch Show, The A-Z of Ranting is back with all things L! Ben & James celebrate 25 episodes of Rantermeisters and discuss communication breakdowns, Bertie Bassett, Steve Coogan's offspring, a bona fide Knight of the Realm as well as potential couples and pretentious crabs among other things. However, we do end with a very serious topic from Lord Cheesy Beans which is deeply personal to both the Ranters. As this episode is going live during Mental Health Awareness week we both ask that if anyone just needs someone to talk to, feel free to contact us on the normal channels. We love you guys, keep being awesome, its good to be back
We arrive at K on the A-Z of ranting this week and it is a STRAAANGE stop we take... There is a genuine contender for the title of Moron of Morons in our Moron of the Week Choices, Ben can't balance balls, James isn't keen on spicy music and what bath-related homework do we give for one of the Godfathers of the Pod? In addition @MrRodgers88 has major control over our feedback session!
We return for another instalment of our A-Z of ranting! Getting close to the half way mark now and we stop at J. What doesn't James like about Jumble sales? What makes Ben ripple? Why should Jeremy Clarkson just go away? Why is The Rock so damn talented? All this and more on this week's episode. Now, anyone for a whirly?
The A-Z of ranting returns this week with two healthy ranters! I proves to be a tricky one initially but it swiftly descends into chaos. We talk the true definition of snow, before discussing how unfairly Irish accents are treated by society. Then it all goes a bit weird. We decide to randomly call Morty and Fitch to join us for our feedback session. The self confessed Greek God of idiocy and Michael Jackson's twin have a pygmy gloat, deploy laser glasses and talk Dalmatian skin. We end with medical conditions for the insane thanks to Reverse Nippletopia and Mort lacking in the lip department to the tune of one. RANTERMEISTERS IS BACK BABY!
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