Reading Harry Potter with a Four-and-a-Half Year-Old

It's like an audiobook if audiobooks included commentary from a four-and-a-half year-old self-proclaimed "Harry Potter expert."

Prisoner of Azkaban: Chapter 16. Professor Trelawney's Prediction

Have you ever heard a word that you didn't know the meaning of but could figure out from context, and then later use that word slightly-incorrectly? Kids do that all the time and it is amazing.

08-08
46:29

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 18. Annabeth Does Obedience School

We read this chapter on Christmas Day, so one of us was still riding that Christmas high!

05-24
36:16

Order of the Phoenix: Chapter 1. Dudley Demented

After a few years off we return to Harry Potter. We start off with a bit of catch-up to jog our memories on what happened in the last book, and then we learn that one of us has a lot of faith in the Ministry of Magic. This book (mild spoiler alert) is going to rock him to the core, I can already tell.

10-14
01:13:31

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 22. The Prophecy Comes True

And that's a wrap on Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief!

06-22
47:56

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 20. I Battle My Jerk Relative

In which we devise better battle strategies than the God of War and a demigod.

06-07
28:14

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 19. We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of

Have you ever been right in the thick of an exciting chapter only to have a stranger knock on your door to let you know your backyard chickens have escaped and are roaming the neighborhood? Well, now we have!

05-31
44:12

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 17. We Shop for Water Beds

What would you do if you had infinity dollars? Well, you could buy something that cost $350, for starters...

05-17
39:29

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 16. We Take a Zebra to Vegas

Wait, are you telling me you don't know the difference between an antelope and a Thompson's gazelle? *scandalized*

05-11
50:54

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 15. A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers

I always like the stories where brains defeat brawn. 

05-03
49:36

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 14. I Become a Known Fugitive

When you end up reading four chapters in one sitting at bedtime, you get a little loopy by the time you get to that last chapter.

04-26
16:46

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 13. I Plunge to My Death

If you don't know what they look like, go ahead and do an image search for echidnas now. It'll save you having to do it later!

04-19
28:44

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 12. We Get Advice from a Poodle

We ended up reading four chapters (!) this bedtime. This is the second.

04-12
16:31

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 11. We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium

Do you know who Auntie M. is? Because we have some guesses! Actually, we just have one guess, but we guess it often.

04-05
39:13

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 10. I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus

A lot of exciting action in this one, and I'm not just talking about the demonstration of musk ox headbutting techniques!

03-29
41:46

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 9. I Am Offered a Quest

Some technical difficulties in this one! But don't worry, you won't be able to tell where they... *puts finger to earpiece* this just in, you WILL be able to tell where the technical difficulties occur. Apologies in advance!

03-15
48:23

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 8. We Capture a Flag

Do you know how to pronounce Hephaestus? Me neither.

03-01
41:41

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 7. My Dinner Goes Up in Smoke

I'm pretty sure he prefers the illustrated editions so he can get spoilers from the pictures.

02-22
34:22

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 6. I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom

There's a great two-page illustration of all of the Camp Half-Blood cabins, so we have to stop and examine it regularly as we read.

02-15
48:47

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 5. I Play Pinochle with a Horse

This chapter includes a map of the camp, which we spent a good chunk of time looking at and discussing. So, sorry in advance to those of you who don't have a big map of the camp to look at. 

02-08
37:09

The Lightning Thief: Chapter 4. My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting

This is the last chapter we had to re-read: after this we're back into those first-time-around reactions!

02-01
21:12

Tove Lindén

Hello! I just want to say that I love your podcast, so keep up the good work and be safe!

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Fameronag Samara Yzobel P.

Hi I am Sammy and I have been listening to you for so long I'm at the Goblet of fire now my house is Raven claw and I am listening from the PHILIPPINES I hope for more Harry Potter books you can read. 👓⚡🏰 😍

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Erin Miller

We love this!! My daughter only falls asleep to this podcast every night. She’s replayed episodes numerous times and knows exactly where she’s left off. Thank you for sharing your stories with us!

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