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Real Messy Moms is a hilarious, unfiltered podcast by two moms who aren’t afraid to keep it real. From parenting fails and chaotic mornings, to relationships, mental load & everything in between, this comedy dives into the beautifully messy side of motherhood.

Perfect for busy moms, new parents, and anyone who enjoys the kind of real-life moments you won’t find on Instagram.

With relatable stories, sharp humor, and zero judgement, Real Messy Moms is the go-to podcast for moms who are tired of the highlight reel and are ready for some honest laughs.
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What do you feed your kids when you’re trying to juggle all the things? Work, school, activities, appointments, laundry, picky eaters, your own nutrition… and somehow dinner still needs to happen. 😅In Episode 16 of Real Messy Moms, we’re getting real about kids’ nutrition, healthy eating, picky eating, family meals, and feeding your children when life is anything but organized.Because healthy eating with kids doesn’t have to mean perfectly planned meals, organic everything, or spending hours in the kitchen. We’re talking about realistic ways to nourish growing kids, create balanced meals, handle snack time, and take some of the pressure and guilt out of feeding your family.This is nutrition for real moms living real, messy lives — where sometimes dinner is homemade, sometimes it’s leftovers, and sometimes everyone is eating something different.In this episode:🥦 What healthy nutrition for kids can realistically look like🍎 Easy, nutritious food and snack ideas for busy families🍝 Navigating picky eaters without turning every meal into a battle🥪 Creating balanced meals when you’re short on time🧃 The reality of feeding kids while juggling everything else❤️ Taking the guilt and perfectionism out of family nutrition🙌 Why “good enough” can still be good enoughIf you’ve ever stood in the kitchen at 5:30 PM wondering “What the heck am I going to feed these kids?”, this episode is for you.Welcome to Real Messy Moms — where motherhood is never perfect, and that’s exactly the point.
Summer is over… and we're asking the question every mom is thinking: where did it actually go?In Episode 15 of Real Messy Moms, we're diving into the end-of-summer blues, the pressure to make magical memories, and the reality of spending weeks solo parenting while everyone else seems to be on child-free vacations. This is our ultimate catch-all motherhood episode—equal parts hilarious, honest, and deeply relatable.We chat about family holidays vs. kid-free getaways, mom guilt, surviving the long summer break, realistic food and nutrition for busy moms, and why feeding yourself sometimes feels harder than feeding your kids. We wrap things up with our funniest rapid-fire mom questions yet (and the answers are completely unhinged).In this episode:* End of summer blues & mom guilt* Solo parenting during school holidays* Child-free vacations vs. family vacations* Healthy eating & realistic nutrition for moms* Back-to-school reset mindset* Hilarious rapid-fire motherhood questions* Funny parenting stories & relatable mom momentsIf you've ever ended summer feeling exhausted instead of refreshed, this episode will make you laugh, feel seen, and remind you that messy motherhood is still motherhood.
When was the last time you did something just because you loved it?In this week's episode of Real Messy Moms, we're talking about one of the biggest things moms lose—and deserve to get back: hobbies, identity, and making time for yourself outside of motherhood. From the guilt of taking an hour for yourself to rediscovering passions that existed long before kids, this episode is an honest, funny, and relatable conversation about balancing motherhood with the things that make you you.Whether you're a new mom, a toddler mom, or years into parenting, this episode is your reminder that taking care of yourself isn't selfish—it's essential.Why moms often lose their hobbies after having childrenMom guilt and making time for yourselfRediscovering your identity beyond motherhoodAffordable and realistic hobbies for busy momsSelf-care that goes beyond bubble bathsLaugh-out-loud stories of our own failed (and successful) attempts at finding "me time"If you've ever wondered how to prioritize yourself while raising little humans, this episode is for you.
Potty training: the parenting milestone nobody can fully prepare you for. 🚽💩In this episode of Real Messy Moms, we’re getting real about toddler potty training—the signs of readiness, knowing when to start, and why there’s truly no “perfect” age to potty train.From toddlers being completely grossed out by their own poop to parents wondering if they’re starting too early, waiting too long, or somehow doing it all wrong, we’re breaking down the pressure and expectations that can come with potty training.We talk about how to recognize your toddler’s individual readiness cues, why listening to your child matters more than following a specific timeline, and how important it is to trust your gut as a parent.Because potty training isn’t a race. There’s no one-size-fits-all approach, and what works for one toddler might be a complete disaster for another. 😂Whether you’re just starting to think about potty training, currently in the thick of it, or wondering why your toddler is refusing to cooperate, this episode is full of honest, relatable parenting conversations to remind you that you’re probably doing better than you think.In this episode, we cover:Toddler potty training readiness signsWhen to start potty trainingWhether you can potty train too early or too lateHow toddlers react to poop and bodily functionsFollowing your child’s cues instead of the pressure of timelinesCommon potty training strugglesTrusting your parenting instinctsTaking the pressure out of potty trainingBecause at the end of the day, you know your kid best.🎧 Listen to Real Messy Moms for the honest, funny, and sometimes very gross reality of motherhood.
Have you ever dreaded going to work? Felt unsupported after becoming a mom? Or questioned whether staying in a toxic workplace is worth sacrificing your mental health and family life?In this raw, honest, and relatable episode of **Real Messy Moms**, we're unpacking the realities of being a working mom in unhealthy work environments. From toxic bosses and workplace bullying to mom guilt, burnout, and the impossible expectation of "doing it all," we're sharing the conversations so many mothers are having behind closed doors.Whether you're returning from maternity leave, navigating office politics, considering a career change, or trying to balance work with raising young children, this episode is for every mom who's ever felt like she's carrying too much.**🎙️ In this episode, we discuss:*** The reality of toxic work environments and difficult workplace cultures* Returning to work after maternity leave* Working mom guilt and the pressure to be everything to everyone* Workplace bullying, poor leadership, and lack of support* Burnout, stress, and protecting your mental health* Setting boundaries between work and family life* Knowing when it's time to leave a job* Balancing career ambitions with motherhood* Why flexibility and supportive employers matter more than ever* Redefining success as a working parentMotherhood doesn't stop when the workday starts. And while we're expected to excel at work, show up fully for our families, and somehow still take care of ourselves, the truth is that something has to give. This episode is a reminder that you deserve a workplace that values you as both a professional and a parent—and that choosing your well-being isn't a weakness, it's a strength.If this conversation resonates with you, subscribe, leave a review, and share it with another working mom who needs the reminder that she's not alone.
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