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Author: Matt Marr and Jake Anthony

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Jake Anthony and Matt Marr are two Southern Queens who absolutely love reality shows about lonely hearts looking for love. They recap it all including: TLC's 90 Day Fiancé, Love is Blind on Netflix, Love After Lockup, and some other shows where the people are just hot messes looking for love. If you've been looking for your gay BFFs to dish this show, you're home Queen!


Matt is a clinical psychologist, while Jake is a life coach and teacher. And they both are shady queens who are boggled at the insane ways some of these people search for love in this world. The only thing more certain than a K-1 Visa or a venereal disease is the fact that Jake and Matt will keep you laughing at these lovebirds while also judging their choices. But none of it is mean, because Jake and Matt get it. At the end of the day, aren't we all just looking for our little piece of love?


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Sandbox therapy leaves Sophie and Rob feeling vulnerable. Brandon hopes the honeymoon suite will bring romance with Julia, but she plans a big party instead. Florian's anger gets the best of him. Natalie isn't sure if Josh is still at the resort. Main episode discussion starts at about 19:45 Here are the resources where you can help with the LA wildfires: https://wck.org/donate https://www.facebook.com/donate/1372332047467918/1842128663227424/ LA sissies: Check out Chris Farah’s Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/fancys-hookin-for-love-tickets-1128390399059?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios --- WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is part 2 of Tell All 2 Timestamps: NEW 90 Day Season 11 trailer couple discussion (11:11) Mahdi (Tehran, Iran) and Stevi (Hattiesburg, Mississippi)  Main show discussion: (15:51) In part two of the ultimate Tell All event, we find out the truth about why Joey almost missed his flight. Veah and Adnan clash over religion, Brian drops a bombshell about Ingrid, and a heated Niles walks off. Later, a fight breaks out backstage. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is our Part 1 of the Tell All 2 In part two of the ultimate Tell All event, we find out the truth about why Joey almost missed his flight. Veah and Adnan clash over religion, Brian drops a bombshell about Ingrid, and a heated Niles walks off. Later, a fight breaks out backstage. The main show discussion starts at 25:00 minutes Here are the resources where you can help with the LA wildfires: https://wck.org/donate https://www.facebook.com/donate/1372332047467918/1842128663227424/ --- WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mattie and Poodle talk about 2024’s “Word of the Year,” as well as the new Cher autobiography, Netflix’s “Black Doves,” and whether Wolverine is a pitcher or a catcher. --- WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Julia reveals a painful secret that affects her marriage with Brandon. Ari's peace offering doesn't have the intended results with Bini. Gino's rejection has Jasmine at a breaking point. Sex therapy reveals intimacy issues with Natalie and Josh. Episode Discussion Starts at around 17:17 --- WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is OUR part 2! Tonight, we catch up with the couples of Before the 90 Days and learn where their relationships stand. It's one shocking moment after the next; as we find out who is broken up, who is back together and whose ex reached out with a shocking revelation --- WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is OUR part 1 of Tell All Part 1 Tonight, we catch up with the couples of Before the 90 Days and learn where their relationships stand. It's one shocking moment after the next; as we find out who is broken up, who is back together and whose ex reached out with a shocking revelation Poodle’s Broadway corner: (18:11) Main Episode Discussion: 32:35 --- WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The boys are back for their first show of 2025, together! Y'all will hear Jake's adventure in beautiful Portugal at the beginning of the show. Check out the time codes for the show below. They touch on some highlights of last week's episode as well. --- Tempers continue to flare after a night of excessive partying. A kayaking activity challenges power dynamics. Some couples manage to work as teams while others fall into old behaviors, as not all can respect the rules.  Ep 5 short commentary (26:09) Main episode discussion: (33.33)  --- Share the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  Click here for all things RG!  https://linktr.ee/RealityGays To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
*This is our part 2 of Episode 19!  Matilda and Niles share an emotional goodbye. Vanja reaches out to Josko and wants answers. Sunny's dad issues an ultimatum. Magda hopes for a proposal. Tigerlily shares troubling news about her relationship with Adnan Kyle talks about Loren and Faith: (21:05) Magda/Joe (33.31) Tigerlily/Adnan (49.08) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
*This is our part one of Episode 19 titled, "Never Let Me Go" Matilda and Niles share an emotional goodbye. Vanja reaches out to Josko and wants answers. Sunny's dad issues an ultimatum. Magda hopes for a proposal. Tigerlily shares troubling news about her relationship with Adnan. --- Veah/ Sunny (15:55) Niles/ Matilda (38:50) Vanja/Josko 52:10 --- Thank you Kim for coming to the pod! Listen to more of Kim (and Kyle) here: https://www.realitycraycray.com/ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
HAPPY NEW YEAR SISSIES! Y’all…If you're new here, thank you for subscribing, and we appreciate you! Long-time listeners would understand the tangents these two go to and it DESERVES a show of its own, so to ring 2025... Here are some of the best non-related 90-day stories you probably heard, laughed at, and LOVE from our amazing boys. Here are some of the stories in this episode: Aunt Peggy’s Lip Poodle’s 2020 China Adventure Crips Mother Poodle’s Let it Be The origin of the word Blivid and Gah! TW for Animal: Mother Poodle’s Chipmunk (39:25- 43.00) Mattie's "Nein" Vienna Story Please note that the clips I chose here date back to 2019. Feel free to email me some of your other favorites (please include the episode and, if possible, the date because, let me assure y'all-- this ain't gonna be the last of this series) Enjoy! -Producer Cristina cristina@realitygays.com To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is the final part of this epic 4-part recap, thank you for listening and until next year! Follow our wonderful friends, Ronnie and Ben (they're touring in January Y'all) in https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  Click here for all things RG!  https://linktr.ee/RealityGays To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is part 3 of our 4-part recap! Time flew by alright, this is the third installment of a 5+ hour recording with Watch What Crappens. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! You can still give the gift of gay all year round! https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  Click here for all things RG!  https://linktr.ee/RealityGays To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is Part 2 of 4! --- Widow Kathy magically brings a snowman to life. His innocence helps her heal and find love again. They bond before the holidays, but he's doomed to melt. --- Come back on SUNDAY 12/29 to listen to Part 3 of this epic recap! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is Part 1 of 4! Happy Holidays, Sissies! Here's our gift to y'all: Our favorite annual tradition with Ben and Ronnie of Watch What Crappens Podcast, and it's in its 5th year! We are recapping and eviscerating Netflix's Hot Frosty this year. Enjoy. --- Widow Kathy magically brings a snowman to life. His innocence helps her heal and find love again. They bond before the holidays, but he's doomed to melt. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Natalie gets to the root of her issues when Josh leaves the resort. Sex therapy exposes truths and reveals secret fantasies that bring some couples together and divides others. Jasmine opens up about a solution she has for her and Gino's sexless marriage. --- 🎁Looking for the perfect gift to the sissy in your life?  Holidays are coming! Give the Gift of Gay with a Patreon Membership Y'all!🎁 https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  Click here for all things RG!  https://linktr.ee/RealityGays To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is part 2! Vanja asks Josko if they are official. Loren's behavior pushes Faith away, possibly for good. Joe tries to win over Magda's mom after learning she knows about his past. Tigerlily takes a pregnancy test. Sunny shocks Veah with an ultimatum. Tigerlily/Adnan 14:33 Magda/Joe 23: 04 Sunny/ Veah: 35.33 Here's the link if the trivia game: https://sawatrivia.com/ 🎁Looking for the perfect gift to the sissy in your life?  Holidays are coming! Give the Gift of Gay with a Patreon Membership Y'all!🎁 https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  Click here for all things RG!  https://linktr.ee/RealityGays To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is our part 1! Vanja asks Josko if they are official. Loren's behavior pushes Faith away, possibly for good. Joe tries to win over Magda's mom after learning she knows about his past. Tigerlily takes a pregnancy test. Sunny shocks Veah with an ultimatum. Vanja/ Josko: 27:51 Loren/ Faith: 46.35 --- 🎁Looking for the perfect gift to the sissy in your life?  Holidays are coming! Give the Gift of Gay with a Patreon Membership Y'all!🎁 https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  Click here for all things RG!  https://linktr.ee/RealityGays To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The couples head to a club to let off some steam and things get heated as they let loose. Ari goes missing. Natalie discovers Josh has been messaging Sophie, and Natalie decides to take action. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? Join the $8 Tier! 🎁Looking for the perfect gift to the sissy in your life?  Holidays are coming! Give the Gift of Gay with a Patreon Membership Y'all!🎁 https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift JOIN RealityGays+ for exclusive content  + Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or  + Supercast  https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  Click here for all things RG!  https://linktr.ee/RealityGays To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This is part 2! Brian and Ingrid share an emotional goodbye. Loren and Faith make some big decisions. Mr. Arc is Nile's last hope to make his wedding happen. Tigerlily tries to impress Adnan's family. Veah meets Sunny's father and Sunny's worst fears come true. Tigerlily/Adnan: 16:54 Veah/ Sunny 35:38 Magda/Joe 54:21 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Comments (39)

Jessica Lauren

Great podcast. Hands down the most entertaining reviews and recaps. I will listen to Mattie and Poodle talk about shows I don't even watch.

Sep 15th
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Becky Jones

Thank you! thank you! Clapping aggressivly!!

Sep 16th
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Eugenia

These losers sexualize so many of the people they see on telly. I don't think they're getting laid. I'd listen to them more often if it weren't for that. I mean, they are mature with regard to age, but they talk like sexualy inexperienced, immature boys. My nephew and his boyfriend are in their early 30s and are wicked fun to hang out with. I don't listen to heterosexuals who are sex starved either.

Aug 20th
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Becky Jones

Have a great vacation. I will miss you lots. it will make my heart grow fonder.

Jul 2nd
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Jaimee Bensky

I LIVE for your podcast! I love singing musicals with you and learning about the Dick Riviera 😉 Keep going Queens!

Jul 31st
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Alfredo Loera Jr.

this podcast is gay

Jul 1st
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Adam Hatfield

These comments are all positive! You never see that about a podcast these days. Gonna definitely have to give this one a try.

Jun 25th
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Amie Buttram

love them!!

Apr 26th
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BRAN LI

This was so enjoyable to listen too. Love Cho, thanks guys👏🏿

Mar 21st
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Stephanie Brannan Ripley

Ok I'm dying after hearing the dog and lip story! Im at work laughing so hard I had to stop walking and hold onto the stairs and my co workers are looking at me like "Are you ok?" 🤣🤣🤣

Feb 3rd
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Lori C

omg...you captured Zara perfectly! Such contempt! 🤣

Jan 24th
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tina marie

nooooooooooooooo no no no no no no we're not incestuous LOL

Dec 8th
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Jade Noelle

Delilahhhhh love someone toniighhtt

Nov 4th
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Me

I'm dying in this episode! 😂 You guys are spot on with Colt! Thank you for the huge belly laughs! #90daygay

Oct 14th
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Erin Palmer

Florian realty took long to find heroin

Oct 2nd
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Stephanie Brannan Ripley

I saw that Star Search episode 🤣🤣

Sep 29th
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Stephanie Brannan Ripley

Ok, I'm not even done with this episode and I can't stop laughing!! Mattie and Poodle I can't imagine a work day with you two! Awesome job 🤣🤣

Sep 29th
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Rhianna Clay

Just found my two new best friends!!! This is the funniest podcast I've heard in a while.

Sep 1st
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Erin Maynard

Loved the show guys!

Jul 29th
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Stephanie Brannan Ripley

I can't imagine my work day without Mattie and Poodle!! The comradery between these two is awesome and makes me feel like I there with them! Best podcast ever, I would give them 10 stars if there was a star option!! Keep going Queens from one of your greatest fans!!

Jul 15th
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