Realms & Nerds

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! On March 15, 2019, Realms & Nerds turned one year old! This is our episode celebrating our podcast's birthday! Join our six podcasters- Harrison, RJ, Bee, Ray, Ash, and Bronson- as we discuss our experiences and ask fun questions about our first year of podcasting together! Afterwards, listen to a segment of jokes, goofs, and flubs that didn't make it into our various episodes in a segment called "From the Cutting Room Floor"! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Thank you so much to all you wonderful people for your listenership and continued support! We can't thank you enough! Hosts: Ash Bee Bronson Harrison Ray RJ Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Episode edited by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli (check out his podcast, Lit Gaming Arena!) Promos: Dem Fancy Dinosaurs podcast Lit Gaming Arena podcast

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! We're a Dungeons & Dragons 5E adventure-comedy podcast, crafting original stories from the world of Prydia! Disclaimer: this podcast contains language and humor not suitable for young listeners. Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Promo edited by RJ Moore Music composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore (Podchaser) Want to Listen to the podcast in the order we recorded our sessions? Thank you for over 5K listens!

Quick note: This episode is part one of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they begin their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee makes some big gambles. LaLillia finds the light. Dorrin makes a show of strength. Dracarys drinks and shocks. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Wolf's Hold Woman RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is part two of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee finally actually fights. LaLillia tries her marksmanship. Dorrin is in trouble. Dracarys drinks some more. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is part three of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee goes for the gold. LaLillia takes a shot. Dorrin faces fear. Dracarys has a charming time. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor, Skazic RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is part four of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they end their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee hides and makes some mistakes. LaLillia heals and heals some more. Dorrin goes down, twice. Dracarys tackles some skeletons. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, Direwolf Statue, Wolf's Hold Ranger, Wolf's Hold Captain RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon is a one-page dungeon created by Josh Burnett Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they begin their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan loses loved ones. Seebo doesn't know his limit. Rhomash knows what's right and wrong. Míchael gathers our heroes together. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan has apparently never seen a Smoky the Bear advertisement. Seebo has a great fall. Rhomash breathes fire. Míchael goes hunting. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Kenkus, Mossy RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join three of our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as we continue our journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan actually deals some damage. Seebo is away on a recon mission. Rhomash leads the way. Míchael gains great power at a great cost. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Bahamut RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan doesn't budge on his morals. Seebo recounts his mission. Rhomash makes a bargain. Míchael readies payback. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Leroy RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice, arranged by RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan learns about Wild Magic, firsthand. Seebo does more climbing. Rhomash charges in and the result is shocking. Míchael is, as usual, overpowered. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Bysil, Abigail Redsun RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan's past may be payed for in the present. Seebo helps plan a heist. Rhomash prepares to make a deal. Míchael dips his toe to test for danger. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Jackson, Jack Hayden - Brutus RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan inadvertently causes a bar fight. Seebo is a little too greedy. Rhomash crashes through a window. Míchael drops into battle. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Brutus, Roland, Reach Soldier, Brian, Eric RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan gets intimate. Seebo puts his safecracking skills to use. Rhomash finds it hard to be charming. Míchael plays Thor. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Brian, Eric, Jeff, Geff, Trust Guards, Jack RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan takes on a fantasy tank. Seebo has a bittersweet homecoming. Rhomash sets a saloon on fire. Míchael takes a spear... to the ribcage. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, The Alchemist, Bastil, Duren Nim RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan has difficult, sober times ahead. Seebo gets new daggers. Rhomash is the bear-er of the brunt of the battle. Míchael gets info on his foe. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Wydra, Lester, Ansel, Jessica, Trapper, Bartender, Shopkeep RJ - Joan Redsun, Bears, Lion-el Ritchie The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan has a hot time with a hot tub. Seebo seeks his family treasure. Rhomash isn't trusting of his hosts. Míchael will be attending a wedding. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Beacon Captain, Record Keeper RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan gets some much-needed sleep. Seebo makes a new friend. Brunhilde joins the quest. Rhomash bears down on a wall. Míchael attends a wedding. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turen Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Wedding Soldier, Vault Guards, Record Keeper, John Ray - Matilda "Brunhilde Hearthome" Stoneforge RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore "Wedding March" composed by Felix Mendelssohn, arranged by RJ Moore "Bridal Chorus" composed by Richard Wagner, arranged by RJ Moore

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes - Lean Frontheath, Driv Hellsbane, and Zem Darkstalker - as they investigate the strange goings-on in Wolfshold! Like this episode? Share it with your friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Lean enters the darkness. Driv puts his ghost-hunting skills to use. Zem gets very personal with a spectre. Cast: Ash - Zem "Darkstalker" Bronson - Lean "Frontheath" Harrison - Dungeon Master, Governor Gill, Captain Deter, Wolf's Pack Trio's Mother, Old Lady Ellis, Boarding House Residents, Gambler Ghost, Jeffrey, Maddie RJ - Podghost Host, Driv "Hellsbane" The Wolfpack Ghost Hunt is an original story created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes - Lean Frontheath, Driv Hellsbane, and Zem Darkstalker - as they investigate the strange goings-on in Wolfshold! Like this episode? Share it with your friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Lean makes a frightened attack. Driv defies death. Zem puts the "wolf" in "Wolf's Hold". Cast: Ash - Zem "Darkstalker", Fey Wolf Bronson - Lean "Frontheath" Harrison - Dungeon Master, Governor Gill, Captain Deter RJ - Podghost Host, Driv "Hellsbane" The Dark Downfall is an original story created by Harrison Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore