Ingloria the bard opens an alchemy shop he calls "Perpetual Potioneering". His first transaction goes awry.
The Lizard Wizard Hwytty and the graduate student Aleph attempt to train an anti-magic seal. As usual, "attempt" is the operative word.
The Bimbo Wizard Wimbo and Professor Abu-Dhazim are in Hell together. They pick something interesting to do to pass the time.
The bard Ingloria receives instruction from the Lizard Wizard Hwytty.
The wizard Abu-Dhazim presides over a ribbon cutting ceremony.
The talking black cat Dolfrat tries to buy a sandwich from Meepo the alchemist.
The wizards Abu-Dhazim and Aleph attempt to purchase beer. "Attempt" is the key word here.
The Lizard Wizard, Hwytty, and the evil alchemist Meepo face off in the most inept way possible.
The Bimbo Wizard Wimbo goes to extreme lengths to create a sandwich out of magic.
The famed dwarven necromancer Urist McUrist introduces her lecture.
Dr. Rebel gives some context on the production of "Sh*tty Wizards".
The God-Emperor Incitatus resigns themselves to the destruction of the Roman Empire. But not before delivering an incredible speech.
The lady horses get together to talk about their relationships as Rome is sacked.
Mari Lwyd challenges God-Emperor Incitatus to a rap battle for the future of the Roman Empire.
The unicorn Minestrone and the human Julius Mulius butt heads over a political debate.
The time-traveling Clydesdale Polemia goes to Time Jail for revealing the secret of time travel to Mari Lwyd.
The Welsh rapping hobby horse Mari Lwyd encounters the time-traveling Clydesdale Polemia. By means of sick rhymes, Polemia convinces Mari to engage in bio-terrorism.
The time traveler Unicorn't beseeches the God-Emperor horse Incitatus to consider a proposal for food stores.
Jim and Vernon go on a date, and they both reveal horrible secrets to each other.
Will a Clydesdale be able to upend the deterministic flow of time? Will centaurs starve after the collapse of the Roman Empire? Will some other third thing happen? Find out in this exhilarating scene of "Horse Play".