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Recipe for Crazy

Author: Alanna Noel

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After a career in television, Alanna Noel decided to pursue something more stable and dignified. So, naturally, she became an influencer


Now, she dares to do something no man or woman has done before. Make a mediocre podcast. 


Recipe for Crazy attempts to reclaim the word “crazy” as a term of endearment… but mostly as a self-diagnosis. Whatever your expectations, lower them. Lower. Even lower. Nope, still too high. Right there. Okay, you can stop lowering them now.


In a world free of community guidelines, Alanna picks up a microphone to overshare her thoughts on love, dating, sex, and existential dread. Is it funny? Sad? Depends on the week. Or the minute mark. Tune in to find out.

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Alanna throws caution to the wind after reading Deadline's article, "Inside The “Toxic” Culture Of ‘The Bachelor’ Franchise As Crew Deals With Fallout Of ‘Bachelorette’ Pause; Extent Of EP Exits Revealed" Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna reveals her deepest darkest fantasy, talks about the adverse effects of magic, people who claim to have dated crazy and/or narcissistic people, and the downside of a man discovering your g spot all in what is arguably the most honest episode yet. Send me a text! Support the show
Don't F**k With Cats

Don't F**k With Cats

2025-02-0901:06:46

Two part episode where Alanna talks childhood stories, the truth about cats and dogs, why men cannot read, and animals Alanna may or may not have murdered. Send me a text! Support the show
The Italian Job

The Italian Job

2025-01-3001:21:38

Take a deep breath (because Alanna certainly doesn’t in this extended episode). She unpacks how a seemingly innocent night led her straight into the underbelly of the Palm Beach sugar baby scene, a scheme that didn’t go in her favor, delivers some wildly unfiltered takes on Bachelor Nation’s latest breakup, Rachel Kirkconnell feeling “crazy”, and dives into the unexpectedly chaotic rumors surrounding Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Buckle up. 🔗Recipe for Crazy Vlog The YouTube video (trip t...
Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to Me

2024-12-0549:26

Alanna starts the episode in full tears hot off her breakup with the Italian. No detail is spared (well, maybe a couple) as she unpacks how he ruined her birthday. Tune in for a deep dive into what it feels like to end relationships while still in love, she reads old love letters, and reflects on the ones she has loved before. Send me a text! Support the show
I'M IN... Need of Therapy

I'M IN... Need of Therapy

2024-11-2801:08:221

Alanna has gone full crazy. Listen as she takes you through every human emotion in this jam packed episode filled with sex, love, loss, and so many tears. Alanna celebrates her birthday by ranting into her microphone to catch you up on the Italian man in her life, reveal a secret about her sex life that would send every ex to his grave, celebrate the anniversary of her discovery of Blake Horstmen on Raya, get intimate about her sex life, talk about a man who attempted a comeback into her lif...
I’M IN LIKE

I’M IN LIKE

2024-10-3147:24

This is the best episode of Recipe for Crazy YET. Brace yourselves for a halloween spooktacular treat filled with verbal assaults to former colleagues, Alanna’s second sexual awakening, a diabolical recount of her date last night, and what happened in Miami at Shanae’s bachelorette party. This episode has two parts within the episode and if you think the first part is crazy… just wait until you get hit with part two. Send me a text! Support the show
The Florida Diaries

The Florida Diaries

2024-10-2252:16

Alanna reflects on last week's episode and her life off antidepressants before giving a deep dive into every man she has dated since arriving in Florida. Send me a text! Support the show
Beyond Insanity

Beyond Insanity

2024-09-2501:22:051

With hindsight and a (somewhat) level head, Alanna reopens the wounds of her last relationship as she reveals what REALLY went down between her ex-boyfriend and America's favorite Bachelor in Paradise couple following Brandon Jones' recent interview on Clayton Echard's podcast, Beyond the Cover. Brace yourselves. Send me a text! Support the show
Dead Moms Club

Dead Moms Club

2024-09-1846:16

Alanna returns after the most horrific event of her life to answer listeners burning questions, talk about her experience with a well endowed man, and spill the tea you have been longing for. Let's not make it weird. Send me a text! Support the show
BD BUT NO E!

BD BUT NO E!

2024-08-1701:00:16

Alanna has a one on one with date coach and exclusive matchmaker, Jaydi Samuels Kuba. Listen as Jaydi unpacks Alanna's current dating struggles, offers insightful takeaways on when to introduce your "crazy" to unsuspecting men, and Alanna borderline blackmails Jaydi into setting her up with Seth MacFarlane or any other funny but influential men in Hollywood. Checkout Alanna's Youtube Channel for a intimate look at the "test" discussed in this episode! True Crime Style Dating Vlog - H...
The Devil’s Tango

The Devil’s Tango

2024-07-0930:06

Alanna returns to podcasting with a special guest, her twelve year old niece. Send me a text! Support the show
Let's Be Honest...

Let's Be Honest...

2024-05-1653:58

Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit. Send me a text! Support the show
The One That Gets Me Sued

The One That Gets Me Sued

2024-03-2201:23:02

Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions to what we saw on tv last week. Send me a text! Support the show
Mental Unwellness

Mental Unwellness

2024-03-1301:10:27

Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational speeches to those in need. Send me a text! Support the show
I've Been Exposed

I've Been Exposed

2024-03-0745:12

Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense. Send me a text! Support the show
Depresh Mode

Depresh Mode

2024-03-0159:48

Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks. Send me a text! Support the show
Sorry SKIMS

Sorry SKIMS

2024-02-2157:39

Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS. Send me a text! Support the show
Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling. Send me a text! Support the show
The Dave Neal Files

The Dave Neal Files

2024-02-0801:18:17

Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic. TIMESTAMPS 00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology 01:26 Talking about a terrifying encounter with Dane Cook 03:29 A brief introduction to the man known as Dave Neal&...
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