Despite all my rage, my big buck-teeth, long pink tail, short lifespan and biological similarity to human physiology, it turns out that I'm still just a rat in a cage. Bloody typical! You couldn't make it up! In this episode, Joe fixes pubs, Steve issues a solemn public health warning, and Queen Nefertiti stops by to settle royal baby disputes.
You know what really sucks when you're the hunter? Becoming the hunted. It's basically the last thing you want to happen when you're the hunter. Ideally you want to remain the hunter for at least the duration of the hunt. If you, as the hunter, become the hunted, it's not good. In this episode, Joe dusts off his rudebox, Steve will see you in court, and Gav is the sweet-smelling grease that makes the cogs go round. "Summon the Rawk" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Sinfonia Number 5" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Sing when you're winning. Dance when you're losing. Scream if it's a draw or, like, extra time or something. Twirl when you're being chased out of the bingo hall. And laugh, my son. Always never stop laughing. It's what your uncle would have wanted. Oh if he could see you now. In this episode, Log is visited by a hue-ruing toon, Joe blows open ancient Riga's dusty troubles, and Steve nods on encouragingly, no light behind those dead doll eyes.
Arms up, pits out, get my stinkies in your snout. When you're full and set to burst, boy you've got that pit pig curse. In this episode, Gav is wounded by an Welsh icon's betrayal, Log's short stories go head to head, and Steve unclogs his backed up featurehole.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but have you heard about what birds are doing to themselves? Do you want that going on in your hand? If you close your fist, you don't know what's happening in there, that bird could be up to all sorts, and you wouldn't know. That's why they call it Schrödinger's Bird - because that bird is doing something to its dinger and you can be Schrö you don't know. Anyway this week, Log's basically talking about all that, Steve's understanding more about the whole Pepto Bismol situation, and Joe is booted off the podcast briefly due to more scandal.