Retired Hack Frauds

An old show of two friends who occasionally review stuff I guess

Retired Hacks- Civil War (2024)

We were both paid to come out of retirement to talk about this one (not even joking) so reluctantly here we are talking about the latest Alex Garland A24 film I guess. Spoilers throughout the entire thing if you even care.

04-18
25:39

Retired Hacks- Joker: Folie À Deux

After being paid to crawl out of the hole again, we return with another movie we didn’t want to see. Is Joker 2 (the title is too long bro) a worthy sequel to the original? Does the musical choices pay off? Is Todd Philips cooking? Was it worth over 2 hours of your life?

10-04
52:12

Retired Hacks- Longlegs and Maxxxine

The return of everyone’s favorite yapping duo. Today we talk about the highly marketed and praised Longlegs and if it’s another of being overhyped or really good. Then we finish our obligation to TI West horror trilogy with Maxxxine.

07-18
47:48

Retired Hacks- Five Nights At Freddy’s

Half the audio went missing in uploading but I salvaged all the meat of the convo. Anyways Dani and Hayden are back one final time to talk about this garbage!

11-03
29:06

Final Episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem & The Meg 2

Welcome to the final installment of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour. Today Dani and Hayden review two movies they had very little interest in. Are these both welcome surprises? Or are they worth avoiding entirely? Hayden and Dani also will be answering your Q&A questions at the end of the episode! Thank you again for 5 amazing seasons and for all your love and support. You all mean the world to me :) TIME CODES: 0:00 Ninja Turtles, 18:09 The Meg 2, 34:29 Q&A

08-05
01:28:07

Movies S5 E9- The Barbenheimer Podcast

Today Dani and Hayden are forced between 80 years in prison, or to watch the two biggest blockbusters in theaters. After find a theater that shows both they sit down to get their reviews of Barbie and Oppenheimer. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 6:43 Barbie, 33:06 OPPENHEIMER

07-30
01:29:06

Movies S5 E8- Asteroid City and Indiana Jones: And The Dial of Destiny (Ft Fahrenheit)

Tonight’s program takes place in the local dungeons of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour LLC. Hayden and Fahrenheit do not exist, they are but mere fabrications. Throughout this program they review the new Wes Anderson Project, as well as Harrison Fords retirement home adventures as Indiana Jones. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 Asteroid City, 46:50 Indiana Jones

07-09
01:51:10

Movies S5 E7- Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse

After uncovering that Dani has unleashed the tapes. The two decide to gear up for the police break in…but then get sidetracked and decide to review the new Spider project. Is the Spider-verse worth all its praise? Is Twitter overreacting? Is Ben Riley the best Spider-variant? All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

06-08
40:16

Movies S5 E6- Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 3 & An MCU Retrospective (ft Dani)

After the evil Kevin Fiege finally comes for his revenge on Dani. Dani and Hayden are trapped and forced to watch a MARVEL movie. Luckily, it’s James Gunna Guardians of the Galaxy 3! Hayden and Dani give their review of the new movie, as well as their final thoughts to the MCU as a whole.

05-13
56:46

Movies S5 E5- The Super Mario Bros Movie

On todays episode Dani holds Hayden at gun point and forces him to watch the newest Illumination product. This time around Illumination decided to inject the minions on the Mario franchise. A 50 minute scene in this movie is dedicated to the Minions killing all the Toads over a banana. Is this movie worth the hate? Is Chris Pratt actually good? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

04-06
35:39

Movies S5 E4- John Wick Chapter 4 (ft. Fahrenheit)

From the mind bending Matrix series comes the latest installment of John Wick: Matrix Resurrections. Today me and Fahrenheit discuss the latest entry of the John Wick franchise and if it’s worth all the hype of being called “the series best” of the four. So strap on your Kevlar suits, load your pistols, and pet your dog for this addition of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

04-01
01:37:04

Movies S5 E3- Cocaine Bear & Scream VI (ft. Dani)

On todays episode Hayden and Dani settle in court over the distribution rights of the podcast and who will ultimately own them. The judge decides the only way these two can dish out who gets the rights is by reviewing 2 new movies. Dani and Hayden decide to review Cocaine Bear and Scream VI in order to determine who has the better podcast takes. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 INTRO, 2:53 Cocaine Bear, SCREAM VI 15:58

03-14
01:09:32

Movies S5 E2- Knock At The Cabin & 80 For Brady (ft. Fahrenheit)

After the repossession of the studio and being forced to move out of his parents basement. Hayden is visited by Fahrenheit who was sold bad stocks in his podcast. Angry and vengeful, Fahrenheit beats the shit out of Hayden and forces him to watch two new February movies that came out. The new M Night Shaymalan movie and Tom Brady’s vanity project. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

02-09
45:44

S2 E5- A Dogs Way Home, Serenity, And My Oscars Picks

After plugging 30+ hours into Just Cause 4 I have finally beaten this game and have decided to review it. I also will be reviewing the final 2 movies I saw in January. Then Finally I talk about all the Oscars nominees im picking to win and why this years Oscars is basically a joke....

02-02
42:54

S4 E19- The Top 10 Best and Worst Movies of 2022

Happy 2023! In honor of another great year of movies Fahrenheit and I look back on our Top 10 Best and Worst movies of 2022. These lists are our personal opinions and rankings about movies from 2022. Other people who contributed will have their lists read out in the podcast aswell. Now kick back, relax, and enjoy todays edition of Hayden's Entertainment Hour!

01-04
02:30:28

Movies S4 E18- Violent Night (Ft. Dani)

Merry Christmas from Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! Today me and Dani deliver the gift of talking about a new Christmas classic that just hit theaters. Does David Harbour slay as Santa? Is it a cheesy horrible mess? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

12-12
24:22

Movies S4 E17- Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

Today Fahrenheit and I are back to review the latest Benoit Blanc mystery. This time it involves Elon Musk and a bunch of rich people on an island with a mysterious killer. Does Rian Johnson craft a satisfying sequel? Is the mystery just as engaging as the first? Is Netflix stupid for only putting this movie in theaters for a week? All that’s more today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! (HEAVY SPOILERS AHEAD)

12-01
01:33:39

Movies S4 E15- Halloween Ends (ft. Dani)

The Halloween Soft Reboot trilogy finally comes to an end tonight. Laurie and Michael face off one last time to see who will survive Halloween. However, a new character is introduced that sparks controversy between me and Dani. Are these new characters good? Will Laurie girl boss away Michael? Are the kills good? Let’s see if this final installment is a satisfying sendoff on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! ALSO HEAVY SPOILERS FOR HALLOWEEN ENDS (listen at own risk).

10-14
58:42

Movies S4 E14- Better Call Saul: Season 6 (ft Mr Fahrenheit)

Today me and Fahrenheit discuss the prequel that took the world by storm. Better Call Saul has been a perfect series so far, but does the final season follow that trend? Find out as me and Fahrenheit discuss our favorite BCS Episodes, every episode of S6, and our initial interpretations and thoughts on the year jerking finale. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

08-30
02:19:08

Movies S4 E12- NOPE (ft Mr Noz)

Finally, a movie that isn’t just superhero content! Today me and Noz talk about Jordan Peeles latest horror movie NOPE. Is this movie the Spielberg Spectacle it’s hyped up to be? Is it as deep as GET OUT or US? Will we rant about insane shit and get off topic a bunch? Find out and more on todays episode of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

07-28
01:08:20

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