Review Party Dot Com

Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday! Jump in on any episode that strikes your fancy!

RPDC 230: We can Assume a Hobbit Situation

We're talking big ol' hairy feet, man. This week we've got internet reviews for cool caffeinated Crystal Light, the Mr. Miyagi Japanese Grill's oopsies, big ol' toe spacers, the fantastic (???) Street Fighter (1994) movie, and Jazzy Cakez trauma cakes. For the segment, we take a dive into the beloved Pages of Peterman. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

11-26
55:02

RPDC 229: Peanut Butter Knowledge

I know one thing: you crack that plastic seal under the lid and that peanut butter has already been messed with, you call the white. You get the president on the horn, America's most sacred tradition has be messed with and it's up to us to capture the buttery burglars. We have internet reviews for 'The Illuminatus', pretending and imagining with ethernet cables, 'Unwrap Your Heart: It's Time for Mummies', and the album Take Me to Your Leader by King Geedorah. For the segment, we enjoy some high fashion with Big Dog. Keep your unsalted nuts handy! Want more party? Check it out at htttps://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

11-19
53:17

RPDC 228: Problematic Meat

We got some problems with you, meat! We also got internet reviews for Shakespeare's Macbeth, a delisted Amazon sex swing, Perkins American Food Company and Ghost Kitchen, and Absolute Batman! For the segment, we deep dive into the world of apple reviewing, red delicious style. Want more party? Check it out at http://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

11-12
51:11

RPDC 227: The Infallible Roller Coaster Tycoon

Move over Doom, there’s a new “this shit runs on everything” in town! And yes, you can make Mickey’s Dick Smasher if you want, your park, man! Internet reviews for Russel Wilson and his Pittsburgh Steelers, office printers, a beauty salon by Diva, and some more Trolli electric crawlers. For the segment, we put up our dukes and check out Con Air on Bareknuckle Letterboxding. No, we won’t be making you pay for the bathrooms. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

11-05
44:44

Halloween Review Spooktacular V: The Boy Who Cried Goat

Here on this 226th installment of the Review Party Dot Com Podcast, we're getting real spooky with it. Halloween special time, yessir. Are you brave enough to handle this? We've got scary reviews for a perilous pumpkin patch, an unsettling candy apple suckers sucker, a Little Tyke's playset for for a future self-respecting witch or warlock, the irrefutable Reese's cup, and some creepy crawly Trolli gummy worms. For the segment, we glance and glaze some Great Reviews of History with a look at The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Sounds terrifying, I know. But we have some laughs along the way! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

10-29
50:33

RPDC 225: Watermelon Marketing Mistakes

Make no mistakes here, this podcast is way less than 90% water. Or however much percent watermelon is, I refuse to interrupt writing this description to google it. We have internet reviews for Monster "Rehab" energy drinks, drive-thru madness at Burger King in Madison, the Mortal Kombat movie (the 90s one), and The Misfit's Static Age album. For the segment, we dive into some Unfinished Business over on the Chicago suburb Craigslist pages. Seedless! Seedless! We should have done seedless! You imbeciles! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

10-22
48:27

RPDC 224: Take a Left Turn, then Continue Spiraling

I'm starting to think, just keep the foot on the gas. You'll get a tummy ache, but there's worse things in the world. The bad things you can't find on the open road! Put 'em behind you, and turn on the podcast, for some: Reviews for The Iron Giant and the state of animation in 1999, Popeye's by a guy named Dark Bloodshed, crispy onions on subscription, steamy alien romance novels, and the illustrious Taco Hut. For the segment, we dip our toes into the hot oil that is Overcooked 2. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

10-15
48:50

RPDC 223: Various Vats of Goo

We got green goo, we got blue slime, we got orange viscous fluid. Vats of it! Wholesale style. Come on down and get a whiskey barrel full of ooze! We have internet reviews for old people spearmint candy, the Rugrats reboot, a horse racing novel, and a quaint little McDonalds. For the segment, we deep dive into reviews for the late, great Bob Newhart. Shout out my mucus. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

10-08
49:39

RPDC 222: You Don't Even Need the Ball

They may say ball is life, but what happens if you remove the ball from your ego entirely? And don’t even get me started on that sauce and getting lost in it! Reviews for Ali’s Bargain Outlet, the Magic 8-ball, assorted candies, and the Guggenheim museum of modern art. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abbey! with some readings from Dear Abbey. Alright fine, we ball. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

10-01
46:52

RPDC 221: Good Masseuse Bad Masseuse

Personally, I'm kind of in the mood for some bad masseuse right now. Just put me in a medieval torture device and we can really work on some of these knots. Reviews for a massage parlor, Ronald Reagan's boyhood home, Madagascar 2, refurbished GameCubes, and novelty cat gloves. For the segment, we have a bunch of a reviews from a fellow named Kelvin. Oh, that's the spot! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

09-24
48:28

RPDC 220: Plumbing is Still Plumbing

A sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer is a sewer. Internet reviews for a quirky coffee mug, 'Arthur's Chicken Pox', silver gel lotion, an apron with egg pockets, and Refresh gum. In the segment we deep dive into a bunch of reviews from a strange fellow named Joseph. Consider this drain unclogged. Want more party? Check us out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

09-17
43:25

RPDC 219: Bringing the Whole Vibe Down

Sometimes, you have turn it down! Down to the tan! We've got internet reviews for toilet bowl cleaner, the Cajun Boil & Bar, essential oils, and "This Ho Got Roaches in Her Crib: An Urban Satire". We also do a deep dive into the history of M&M colors. Jam packed with vibes! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

09-10
49:04

RPDC 218: My Muscles are with God

My gains are holy. Internet reviews for Sun Tzu's Art of War, Terminator 2, guava paste, holy water from the Jordan river, and the Mandarake complex in Tokyo. My faith is maxed. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

09-03
52:30

RPDC 217: The Secret of the Fudge

This fudge will take your breathe away. We've got internet reviews for scalloped edged napkins, Fruit Stripe gummy candy, maple walnut fudge, a mini freezer, and diet dog food. For the segment, we take a visit to Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. I love this fudge! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

08-27
49:06

RPDC 216: Advancing Pizza Technology

We can rebake it; we can make it tastier. This week we have reviews for foot cream, a McDonald's in Georgia, a Pharmacy-Gun store combo in Mississippi, sugar free gum, Welch’s Grape Juice (but most Walmart delivery), and vegan pizza crust. For the segment, we go into relatively new but very cherish corner of the internet for the first time: Hideo Kojima Twitter for some movie reviews. Extra sauce and cheese, please! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

08-20
51:28

RPDC 215: The Keys to my Midlife Crisis

Just because they look like keys to a Volvo, doesn't mean they're keys to a Volvo. We've got reviews for Burger Antics, Jamaican coffee, lemon spaghetti recipes, Beyblade stadiums, and more Airheads. For the segment we have a whole bunch of movie dudes from the Letterboxd beast Cinnamon Toast Crud. Give me back my keys, I'm good to drive. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/1

08-13
51:19

RPDC 214: The Whole Vibe of the Big Package

This big old box has got a big old vibe and we're trying to get to the bottom of it. Just don't close the top, I'm claustrophobic. This week we have reviews for an air fryer, grenade-shaped hot sauce, Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Twister, Twisters, and Yoyogi Park. In the segment we gather a whole bunch of steam reviews for Balatro. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/

08-06
48:24

RPDC 213: The Titular Mango Man

We're talking mangoes, man. You ever nosh one of those bad mothers on a rainy day? One of those rainy days were the ground gets steamy? And then you feel steamy? and then the mango juice is bursting? This episode is like that. This week we have reviews for 'Love and Monsters', The Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction for the PS2, 'Hunter: The Storm Brothers' romantic novel, and super movie accurate Toy Story Rex toy. On the segment, we get again get steamed up with a extra sensual edition of From the Pages of J. Peterman. Take a nosh! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom/ !

07-30
52:09

RPDC 212: The Shower Shoe Shimmy

It's all fun and shimmy until those feet germs reach your jimmy, as the old saying goes. Here at Review Party, we put a lot of stock in old sayings, but if old timey nonsense doesn't make sense to you, let us lay it out: After every semester, cast your shower shoes into the fires of Mordor and go to Kohl's and get some fresh ones. This week we have reviews for those shower shoes, Ditka's bar and grill, sheets (for the guest room), X-men '97, the Hulk Gamecube controller. For the segment, we deep dive into the mystery (and some reviews) that is "mystery" flavored Air Heads. Put those slides on, it gets messy! Want more party? Check it out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

07-23
51:51

RPDC 211: The Church of Cookie

Chocolate chip, amen. We have reviews for a Rock Band mic, cookies, body bounce body bumpers, fiji water, and Boston Market. For the segment, a deep dive in to Ayo Edibiri's Letterboxd. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

07-16
51:18

Ki Ra

I was into this podcast, but it's hard to keep listening after that petty migraine comment. It's not that hard to learn about the difference between migraines and aches. But sure, everyone is faking because you don't like the faces they make 🙄

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Review Party Dot Com

not bad!

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