Welcome to The First Wives Club! In this episode, Kim is joined by commercial real estate powerhouse and star of the Netflix original Owning Manhattan, Jade Shenker. From divorce to “F*ck You,” Jade is a no-nonsense kind of woman. Like a true Upper East Sider, she learned the art of business from her father, who owns much of the East Village, and the art of seduction from her mother, a waitress turned housewife. Jade dares the girls to unlock the doors that being a woman can open—while always...
White women have been incredible allies to the progressive movement, but for the next four years, White women need to focus on White women. It’s time for our White sisters to find one band, one sound, because 45% isn’t cutting it. In sharp contrast, Black women understood the assignment this election and delivered it flawlessly, and Jewish women weren’t far behind. We need White women to cross party lines and release their community from the shackles of misogyny, misinformation, and make-beli...
Hail Martha, full of grace, the game is with thee. In this episode, Kim dives into the world of Martha Stewart, America’s first self-made female billionaire and self-proclaimed “intolerable perfectionist & absolute control freak”—a woman after her own heart. From prison to PJs (meaning: private jets), Martha is the blueprint for all things money, power, and respect. Kim is NOT impressed with undecided—scratch that—unmotivated voters, because if everyone has an asshole, everyone has an opi...
In this episode, Kim is joined by Romantha Botha, the fearless producer and host of the South African docuseries Sex & Pleasure. Romantha doesn’t shy away from anything, and this is the kind of conversation that will make you question everything. Romantha explains that love has been sold to women as a fantasy and to men as a responsibility, challenging women to stop forcing ill-fitted men into their “fairytale.” Love, she argues, can't be controlled, and people aren't as compatible as the...
From “Horse Teeth” to Hate Trains, the world has tried to humble Kim, but this b*tch won’t die. She wasn’t born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but she was born with a gold bar up her ass and came into the world screaming, “I’M THAT GIRL.” In this episode, Kim outlines her formula for building and rebuilding confidence and defines confidence as believing the sh*t that comes out of your mouth by proving to yourself you’re not full of it. Whispers like “she’s so full of herself” are nothing n...
In this episode, Kim is joined by the force that is Stefanie Sword-Williams, Founder and Author of F*ck Being Humble “Why Self-Promotion Isn't a Dirty Word,” for a conversation that is bound to get you to get your sh*t together. Stef is a no-excuses type of girl and Kim’s parasocial shaman for all things speaking up, standing out, and demanding what you deserve. Kim spends most of the episode at a complete loss for words, trying to digest the absolute nukes of advice Stef drops. They unpack w...
Fall is coming, and young women everywhere will flock to dating apps in search of “Prince Charming.” In this episode, Kim urges the girls to slow down... Before meeting a complete stranger you have absolutely no connection to, please, GOOGLE HIM. She could write a book titled “How to Catch a Criminal,” but instead, Kim is sharing the dating horror story that forced her to grow up and taught her a valuable lesson at the age of 18: things aren't always as they seem. From wining and dining to wi...
Come one, come all—welcome to Therapy for Control Freaks. Kim wants to be crystal f*cking clear: being in control is a superpower. In fact, the sooner you recognize that you are in control of the direction of your life and solely responsible for your trajectory, the sooner you’ll see that control isn't about being an inconsiderate b*tch—it’s about aligning your goals with your decisions. Kim is done contributing to the conversation that suggests your life revolves around anyone but yourself a...
Down on your luck? Get it together and get outside! In this episode, Kim dives into how her cat-like curiosity has always led to serious strikes of luck and shares how she maximizes her opportunities to get lucky. As a chronically online twenty-something, Kim can’t wrap her head around the internet’s beef with moms. The “don’t worry, at least you’re not a mom” trope is mental AF. If you have to compare yourself to a woman raising an entire human to feel better about yourself, seek help immedi...
Be careful… The girls are done playing nice, and they aren’t just standing on business; they’re telling your business—with receipts. Kim may not watch a 50-part series exposing someone for filth, but she’s here for the public spectacle, the shaming, and the forewarning to potential bad actors. It’s like our modern-day guillotine, the final consequence of your actions. In other news, the recent US-Russia prisoner swap got Kim thinking about the time she refused to join a former beau in Moscow,...
America is coming for your p*ssy. Do some kegels and tighten up – because p*ssies are back on the ballot, and in the words of the great HRC, It’s time to "mobilize and win.” On the topic of p*ssy, Kim tries to talk sense into what she calls “Tired P*ssies” – a special breed of women who seem ready to be sold at auction. These women are more invested in a man's potential earnings than in capitalizing on their own. They consume stay-at-home situationship content and wish upon a star. Thank God ...
Hot take? Closure is Bullsh*t. Welcome to Kim’s lesson on self-preservation. Rule #1: Stop begging the person who hurt you to heal you. Rule #2: The best way to “find” someone new is to stop hooking up with randoms. According to the streets, the girls are still losing sleep over men who refuse to define their relationship(yikes!). Kim’s advice? Close your legs to provisional men! Thanks to hookup culture, the girls forgot that s*x is power and should make you feel empowered— not desperate and...
Welcome to “The Deep End,” a special series where we dive deep into the essence of fearless women. Meet Nia Renée Hill, an actor, producer, and fine dining aficionado. She grew up in the entertainment business; her father is an entertainment maven, so the world of glitz and glam is nothing new to her. From acting to producing, Nia has always had a passion for the business but ran into a few bumps finding her footing. Then she met Bill, Bill Burr, that is, a big-time comedian and actor. Nia wa...
Kim has one thing to say: children are a threat to your survival. Since entering her late 20s, she finally gets why most metropolitan women don’t have kids until 35. When they call it the biggest sacrifice, they mean it. After spending the majority of Q1 in LA and having a girls' night out in West Hollywood, Kim can definitively say, “LA Men are Different”... those sharks need water, and there’s no drought in sight. It’s true, selfish people live longer, and surrogates save lives. Kim unpacks...
In this episode, Kim is joined by comedian and fellow struggle-prenuer, Sumner Sykes, for a conversation that is bound to get one of them canceled. Sumner is a Not-So Golden Gay and admits he’ll kiss a woman but draws the line at buying her a drink... not in this economy. Kim comes clean about her “terrible teens” and recalls her sleepless nights in wake of the Twitter Slur Hunt. They unpack the racial reckoning, and Sumner details what it was like protesting for Black Lives in Bridgehampton....
Slap my ass and call me “Becky!” Either I’m a white girl, or someone needs to admit the education system failed them... I’ll place bets on the latter. I’M ALIVE!!! There’s no such thing as a “stay-at-home girlfriend” over here, so it’s back to the mic for SlimKim. Did everyone bump their heads and forget that Ch**a is an adversary and funds the special interests of R**sia? I love TikTok, too, but I’ll pull out my nationalist card for this one. Sell the clock app or GET TF OUT, bcc: all the Am...
This is for the hopelessly romantic girls. The girls who watch 2-hours of 'The Notebook' just to hear Noah say, “If you're a bird, I'm a bird”. The Certified Lover Girls. The girls who wear their hearts on their sleeves and believe that Prince Charming is out there! While Kim practices “Quiet Dating”: the art of zipping it and shutting the f***k up... In this episode, she encourages the girls to put themselves out there while getting real about their insecurities and fears of love. In t...
Welcome to “The Deep End,” a new series where we dive deep into the essence of fearless women. Meet Estée Lalonde, founder of the self-care brand MIRROR WATER and OG “YouTuber.” As a Canadian girl living in the UK, she set her sights on vulnerable vlogging long before it became a hashtag. Twelve years later, she has won the hearts of over a million subscribers and continues to grow her platform. Like many of us, Estée shares in the experience of not-so-healthy relationships, but over the...
It’s 2024, and Kim has one thing to say to the haters, the naysayers, and the “Mad Sad Hags & Brads”… EAT CAKE (or starve, whichever comes first)! In this episode, Kim has a pressing question for The Desperados: is it Eat The Rich or Marry Rich? Because the same delulus that vehemently detest Oprah Winfrey for her riches think they can walk into The Baccarat Hotel and pick up a husband… BFFR. After a much-needed reality check, Kim has finally come to terms with the fact that she is not an...
Stop doing mental gymnastics... In this episode, Kim reminds the girls that if he didn't text you "Merry Christmas," he probably doesn't like you. She talks all things finding the perfect dress for her Naughty or Nice Holiday party and finally understands why Laquan Smith makes dresses for Lori Harvey and women on Ozempic—If you have even the slightest pooch, a Laquan design will FIND IT like a woman Googling a man before the first date. The moral of the story: you want to be the center of at...