Riffs in the Woods

Riffs... but in the forest... I mean the woods.

S2 #5 Riffs in The Charcoal

Never forget: the jellyfish turritopsis dohrnii is functionally immortal since after reproducing it can simply revert back into a child. The immortal jellyfish army is waiting for you and when mankind foolishly does venture into the depths the jellyfish will strike and take the land for themselves.

05-04
25:21

S2 #4 Jeef Beezos and a very really bad pie

We're back(ish)! This episode follows Ian, Chris, Maddie, and Isabelle as they drive in the pod-car. Go check out our Instagram or whatever.

01-20
27:48

S2 #3 Texas Reviews Itself on Yelp and Beastiality (again)

Back at it again with the unintelligible audio during a car ride... Go check out our Instagram I guess.

10-21
23:11

S2 #2 Lost... Also we found a meth bus in the forest. (ft. Erin)

We get lost or stay lost since we never really know where we are... on a spiritual level. And in the process, we find a meth bus and definitely don't commit any federal crimes. (also you should go follow us on Instagram, our name is the same as the name of this podcast. That's your only hint, good luck finding us.)

09-28
21:22

Season 2 Tops #1: The Gay Bible and Sleeping in The Coochie Stronghold

This episode is the premiere of season 2 tops! It follows, Ian, Chris, Isabelle, Nina, and Low as they make their way through the Elk viewing area (the function of which remains ambiguous), to The Coochie Stronghold.

09-18
22:00

#10 Everyone Plus Jay Walking (ft. Chris)

This episode we got to get free Slurpees and it's very short.

08-03
15:52

#8 The Weasels are My Secret Siblings

More riffs from your favorite riff-raff. This time not on a raft, though that may be subject to change. Side note: don't trust beverages... Ever. Just in case they are solid, I've lost too many friends to deceptive solids disguised as drinks...

07-24
22:14

#7 Bye Bye Batman

Batman is gone, we're all sad and in pain from sleeping in a field. Join us for our extra special low-energy edition of Riffs in The Woods!

07-19
29:56

#6 Floating the Rich and Eating the Hindenburg (ft. Batman)

Joined again by Batman in this extra-special, extra-long, extra-terrestrial, wait, no scratch that last one, episode. This time it's tomorrow. Don't forget to use Code: FreeMural for your free... something.

07-15
32:39

#5 Just Love on People (ft. Batman)

Night driving and a special interview!

07-13
23:31

#4 Ghost Prostitute: Better Late Then Never (ft. Batman)

Batman joins us in the pod-car as we journey to talk to a ghost prostitute in Portland.

07-11
30:47

#3 Almond MILF

This one has better audio, a potential ad segment and we aren't lost anymore!

07-11
24:50

#2 Lost In Porkland

Mostly us being lost and getting directions.

07-11
20:41

#1 Oompa Loompas and Sub-Dolphins

The audio gets better I promise... The jokes don't...

07-11
20:48

S2 #6 Powerful Laxatives and Going to The Toe Doctor (feat. Cecilia)

In this episode, the mystery gang all crams into the back of a mini-van to do unscripted rapping and improvisational doctors visits. Also, there's no intro... oopse.

12-31
23:54

Season 2 tops mini-sode: Jay riffs alone... in the woods... (possibly) drunk.

In a return to form for the podcast the audio is absolutely terrible again and no one knew it was going to be a podcast episode until it was already being recorded. 

10-15
07:57

#13 The End of Season 1: One Riff to Rule Them All

We are all tired and sad driving Lilly and Jay to the airport... Very exciting stuff. Keep an eye out for Season 2 Tops! Coming soon to a podcast near you!.. Specifically to this podcast and not any of the other ones.

09-09
43:08

#12 Assholes Seductively Making Riffs (ASMR) (ft. a comet)

This time it's personal. Actually it's just night time and we whisper the whole time... Not everything is audible but things that are Audible don't sponsor our content.

09-02
20:58

#11 Grandma's Space Dildo: Whoa Trippy! (Briefly ft. Chris and Low)

This time we're chilling on the floor of the kitchen... then under it, as we descend into madness... I mean the basement.

08-10
25:43

#9 Of Small Rodents and Humanoid Creatures (ft. Isabelle and Chris)

This episode: storytime + a special segment featuring Chris taking the place of Jay. The shrew/vole was never found and our lives were never the same... until the next day.

07-29
20:49

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