Role Radio - A 5e Actual Play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

In this episode a lot of things would have been really cool if it were not for the stupid, stupid dice that have a special algorithm which is clearly designed to benefit the DM. Whatever… Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode we follow along on the maiden voyage of the SS Keraptis. So sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. The ship takes ground in a death trap room of an evil evil guy, with Esmerelda and Carrie too. The battle master and his blades. The Barbarian. The Cleric and the ranger Jade here in Keraptis' tower. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode, no genre is left unturned. It starts off like a Hollywood blockbuster, then quickly morphs into an 80's action show. There is a long HGTV episode of "Let's Build a Death Boat" followed by an homage to a 1960's sitcom. Yup, something for everyone. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode we are not promoting the use of smokable herbs as performance enhancing substances. But if you are possibly doing the last fun thing you will ever do, it might be worth a shot. Or you can just use the laws of physics. Whatever… Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this trash compactor of an episode, we meet a mystical beast with an unfortunate name. Esmir's paranoia rubs off on Cullen. The word sporran comes up, again. And the party realizes the stupidity of leaving your fate up to a die roll. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this cool episode, there is a little of everything: Naked wizards, startled donkeys, vomit, beer and pie, and some fierce negotiations at an Airbnb. There are no epic montages of readiness, but some new meat shields are made, oh wait, I mean friends. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode, there is a big reveal. But first, you will have to listen to some very important plot points. You will hear the Cliff Notes of the Floshin Manor, followed by Jake scolding Sir Isteval. Then you will join Esmir in the life changing experience of tidying up. Then finally, you will find out a little bit more about Cullen, and so will he. Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Also - use promo code ROLERADIO for big savings at FanRoll Dice https://fanrolldice.com/ref/2739/?campaign=RoleRadioDice #linkinbio #roleradio #liquidiv #dnd5e #actualplaypodcast #dndpodcasting #fantasygrounds #syrenscape Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this first episode of season 5, Esmir wakes up on the wrong side of the cold hard cellar floor. She is cranky/ornery/disagreeable/irrational/sarcastic/rude/over all bad tempered. There is also no buffet of any kind, let alone one with pickles and taters. On the bright side, there is no TPK, well at least not a real one…. Click the link to listen https://redcircle.com/shows/role_radio Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Also - use promo code ROLERADIO for big savings at FanRoll Dice https://fanrolldice.com/ref/2739/?campaign=RoleRadioDice #linkinbio #roleradio #dnd5e #actualplaypodcast #dndpodcasting #fantasygrounds #syrenscape Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode, you will receive an electrum's worth of a Season 4 recap. Listen in as the gang reminisces over their adventures. From Ninja assassins and their new apartment to a ruined day off and That Festival. Grab your potion of vengeance and get ready for season 5! Click the link to listen https://redcircle.com/shows/role_radio Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Ready to shop better hydration? Use our special link to save 20% off anything you order. Or use the promo code roleradio. https://zen.ai/roleradioa5eactualplaydungeonsdragonspod Also - use promo code ROLERADIO for big savings at FanRoll Dice https://fanrolldice.com/ref/2739/?campaign=RoleRadioDice #linkinbio #roleradio #liquidiv #dnd5e #actualplaypodcast #dndpodcasting #fantasygrounds #syrenscape Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this uncomfortable episode things get worse and worse by the second. Aforementioned singed body parts are brought up, for good reason. There is some nudity, brief strong language, and ghoulish violence. On the bright side, no one dies. (in one of the rounds). Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this epic season finale, our results driven DM goes above and beyond. He really exceeds expectations. He proves his ability to implement innovative strategies that drive his friends and his wife to the brink of death. Good thing he has his resume up to date. Click the link to listen https://redcircle.com/shows/role_radio Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Ready to shop better hydration? Use our special link to save 20% off anything you order. Or use the promo code roleradio. https://zen.ai/roleradioa5eactualplaydungeonsdragonspod Also - use promo code ROLERADIO for big savings at FanRoll Dice https://fanrolldice.com/ref/2739/?campaign=RoleRadioDice #linkinbio #roleradio #liquidiv #dnd5e #actualplaypodcast #dndpodcasting #fantasygrounds #syrenscape Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode we learn a lot of things. We learn about the least debilitating of debilitating effects. We learn about what type of guts are Esmir's favorite type of guts. We also learn that there is a difference between praying and just asking a god for a favor. There is also a lot of fire and blood. Click the link to listen https://redcircle.com/shows/role_radio Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Ready to shop better hydration? Use our special link to save 20% off anything you order. Or use the promo code roleradio. https://zen.ai/roleradioa5eactualplaydungeonsdragonspod Also - use promo code ROLERADIO for big savings at FanRoll Dice https://fanrolldice.com/ref/2739/?campaign=RoleRadioDice #linkinbio #roleradio #liquidiv #dnd5e #actualplaypodcast #dndpodcasting #fantasygrounds #syrenscape Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode our party delves into ethical topics such as informed consent, consequentialism, and atonement. Many arguments are made and questions unanswered. Like, is stealing always wrong? Is redemption always possible? And, why don't bad guys ever practice tap dancing? Yup, things get pretty deep. Click the link to listen https://redcircle.com/shows/role_radio Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Ready to shop better hydration? Use our special link to save 20% off anything you order. Or use the promo code roleradio. https://zen.ai/roleradioa5eactualplaydungeonsdragonspod Also - use promo code ROLERADIO for big savings at FanRoll Dice https://fanrolldice.com/ref/2739/?campaign=RoleRadioDice #linkinbio #roleradio #liquidiv #dnd5e #actualplaypodcast #dndpodcasting #fantasygrounds #syrenscape Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode the party does not encounter red eyes staring at them from the darkness, a three headed hydra, a zombie beholder, or a minotaur. Esmir does get some more apartment shopping in, and there is also a short history lesson about the earliest known writing system used by scribes in ancient Mesopotamia, the Sumerian Cuneiform dating back to 3500BCE………ZZZZZZZZZZZ. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

This episode is a sort of hybrid genre piece. It's part supernatural action adventure loaded up with the overused trope of the sexy librarian. It's part docudrama about a mental health disorder that involves being unable to resist the urge to steal. Oh, and there are hints of a really popular fantasy role playing game. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this, our 100th episode, all is quiet. Esmir helps herself to some more of the Floshin Estate amenities. Jake finds more books that he can't read. Cullen feeds the DM with logic. We also revisit the endless debate over which way doors should open. Yup, all is quiet. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this Three is Company meets D&D episode, a.k.a. Shenanigans with blood, a lot of stupid stuff happens. Esmir gets pissed off, Cullen gets irritated, and there is a lot of confusion. But on the bright side, there are almost no mayonnaise references… almost. Click the link to listen https://redcircle.com/shows/role_radio Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Ready to shop better hydration, use our special link to save 20% off anything you order. Or use the promo code roleradio. https://zen.ai/roleradioa5eactualplaydungeonsdragonspod Also - use promo code ROLERADIO for big savings at FanRoll Dice https://fanrolldice.com/ref/2739/?campaign=RoleRadioDice #linkinbio #roleradio #liquidiv #dnd5e #actualplaypodcast #dndpodcasting #fantasygrounds #syrenscape Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode we learn more about mythological undead corporeal revenants created through the reanimation of corpses, AKA Zombies. For example, everything is edible to zombies, but they do not like to share their recipes. Some zombies are quite well dressed, and you can not defibrillate a zombie. We also learn a great way to get out of a "zombie situation"…it's not what you'd expect. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this episode we learn the secrets of elven room perfuming techniques, what the other "B" word is, and how Fantasy Grounds really feels about Cullen. We also watch as our intrepid heroes wrestle with a serious moral quandary. Mmmm? Some of them more than others. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations

In this informative episode we learn about an ancient general named Patton as well as how to properly fold skivvies. We learn that Esmir and her horse can get quite ornery. Jake, once again, learns that he has a bag of holding. We also learn too much about how much weight Cullen can carry. We do NOT learn how to properly tie a Slip Jimmy… Is that even a real knot? Support the show and get access to bonus content https://www.patreon.com/roleradio Use this special link to save 10% at wongopuzzles,com. The discount will be applied at checkout! https://zen.ai/roleradioa5eactualplaydungeonsdragonspod1 Ready to shop better hydration, use our special link to save 20% off anything you order. https://zen.ai/roleradioa5eactualplaydungeonsdragonspod Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/role_radio/donations