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Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Author: Rob and Jamie

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Lighthearted look into the history of all the emperors of Rome. Join us as we rank them one by one. How well did they fight for the empire? How crazy were they? What did they look like, and most importantly: do they have a certain... Je na Caesar...?
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155 Alexios V Monobrow

155 Alexios V Monobrow

2021-10-0955:11

the second of our two episodes this weekend. This times its the man with a plan to save the empire! Alexios V!
154 Nicholas

154 Nicholas

2021-10-0925:12

Part 1 of our double feature this weekend, It's Nicholas! Never hear of him? I'm not surprised. Unlike he was to find himself emperor! 
153 Alexios IV

153 Alexios IV

2021-09-1101:10:39

New Alexios! Better than last Alexios? Maybe, maybe not. Listen to find out!
152 Alexios III

152 Alexios III

2021-08-1401:19:30

We continue with the story of the best dynasty the Romans ever had. Isaac was a bit useless, yes, but maybe his brother has what it takes?
151 Isaac II Angelos

151 Isaac II Angelos

2021-07-1001:28:03

It's a new dynasty! And let's see just how good the Angel dynasty goes shall we? I'm sure it will be fine. It will won't it? It'll be fine.
150 Andronikos

150 Andronikos

2021-06-1901:45:27

Bored of all these sane, competent emperors we have been having lately? Long for the days where an emperor would spit in your eye, jump out the window and steal your wallet and your wife as he fled the city? Fear Not! Andronikos is here!
149 Alexios II

149 Alexios II

2021-05-3036:48

We are back and we are kicking things off with Alexios II! Nope? Never heard of him? Oh well. Maybe this episode will help. 
148 Manuel

148 Manuel

2021-03-2701:56:22

Manuel was never supposed to be emperor. He was the forth son. But when fate shoves him into the top job, can he build upon his father and grandfather’s legacy? Or will he watch it burn? Find out!
147 John II The Beautiful

147 John II The Beautiful

2021-03-1301:43:02

His father started turning around the ship, leading it to calmer waters. Now John must take the reins (of the ship, they had reins back then) and steady the course. Can he do it? Find out!
146 Alexios

146 Alexios

2021-02-2702:04:39

We are back, and with the longest Emperor episode yet! Join us as we skim through the insanely busy life of Alexios!
145 Nikepheros III

145 Nikepheros III

2020-12-0501:48:39

Yes, he is approaching 80, and yes, he has no legitimacy. But who knows? Maybe he is just what the empire needs right now to turn the sinking ship around. If only he could get rid of the couping pigeons...
144 Michael VII

144 Michael VII

2020-11-2101:14:31

Now Romanos is gone, Michael has the chance to righten the ship - with the help of his advisors, there will surely be no - whats that? They have been captured? And the money is not working? And the generals are all called Nikepheros and they are all revolting? Ah...
143 Romanos IV Diogenes

143 Romanos IV Diogenes

2020-10-3101:33:13

If you know your Roman history, the date of 1071 will mean something. And here we are! However, if like Jamie, you don’t know about 1071: Just how bad can Romanos’ push against the Turks go? Find out!
142 Eudocia

142 Eudocia

2020-10-1701:09:09

You wont find Eudocia on many lists, but she deserves to be on them. She may not have ruled long, but she made an impact. Also, we take a brief look into the Seljuk Turks. They may be important in the next few episodes…
Rex Factor have just released an episode on Sulla, so we thought it was the perfect excuse to have a chat with them about the man. We also chat about podcasting in general, worms, the dangers of squash and we play the ever popular ‘How well to you know your co-host’
141 Constantine X

141 Constantine X

2020-09-2701:15:57

Isaac is dead and Psellus has installed his mate to bring back the good old days of the wealthy families reaping in all the cash. As long as there are not mulitple invasions hitting the empire at once, it'll be fine!
140 Isaac

140 Isaac

2020-09-1201:27:02

Isaac is here! He couped his way to the top, and he has plans. Hopefully camping next to Mount Outrageous Damage with Ethel the Pecheneg doesn’t slow him down…
139 Michael VI The Old

139 Michael VI The Old

2020-08-2901:06:50

We are back! After having a break to talk about the slave revolts of the Republic, we are back ranking all the emperors. Apparently things start going downhill after the Macedonian Dynasty - so let’s see if that is true. If Michael VI is anything to go by, oh, it is true.
We were very lucky this week to be joined by the amazing Partial Historians! They are experts in the field, and this field has a tree, and under this tree is a man named Spartacus! Find out about the man, the myth and how he has been used throughout history. Plus, a fabulous return of our ever popular, regular feature: 'How Well Do You Know Your Co-Host?'!
In our first ever interview episode (for the Roman series) we are lucky enough to have a chat with John and Andy from Saga Thing! Ever wondered what those Northern Barbarian were thinking about the empire? Well, find out! Also, we test John and Andy on how well they know each other. Who is the ultimate Saga Thing host? Find that out also! 
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Meg French

Fun podcast, very well researched and presented! I cannot emphasize enough how much I'm dying for y'all to do the Hannibal's elephants episode! I'm a senate member and would pay even more for that episode alone!!!

Jun 26th
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Rob Finch

note: explicit content!

Jan 4th
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J Jim Jimmy James Hooper

Delivers the shit quick as a flush.

Jun 21st
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Daniel S

Worst.Trainwreck.I.Ever.Saw

May 11th
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Daniel S

Check out my Zimbabwe 😅😅

Apr 17th
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Don Duncan

When Jamie Discovers that Pupienus is going to be the next emperor is the greatest moment in podcast history

Jan 31st
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Don Duncan

The second best history podcast available. First is Totaled Rankium American Presidents

Jan 17th
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panzertorte

I can’t believe they haven’t said «rest in peas» yet...

Nov 17th
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Rob Finch

Bye bye Roman West. So long, and thanks for all the Jeffs.

Feb 7th
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Katie Louise Tyers

I am enjoying the podcast. I have just listened to episode 43 Aurelian (14/01/2017). I agree that Aurelian is the best emperor I have heard about so far. I have been listening to this podcast in sync with The History of Rome by Mike Duncan, The British History Podcast by Jamie Jeffers, The History of England by David Crowther and Welsh History Podcast by Jonathan Williams. Where I get to Leo I I will also be syncing this podcast with The History of Byzantium by Robin Pierson

Feb 16th
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Katie Louise Tyers

I am enjoying the podcast. I have just listened to episode 43 Aurelian (14/01/2017). I agree that Aurelian is the best emperor I have heard about so far. I have been listening to this podcast in sync with The History of Rome by Mike Duncan, The British History Podcast by Jamie Jeffers, The History of England by David Crowther and Welsh History Podcast by Jonathan Williams. Where I get to Leo I I will also be syncing this podcast with The History of Byzantium by Robin Pierson

Feb 16th
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Hank Hollander

That was the most concise revision of Rome's history I've heard. Well done and looking forward to more.

Nov 27th
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Alisdair Williams

Thanks lads .. really fun & informative jazz. Btw .. matey sounds like Dan Snow ; absolutely not Rick from 'The Young Ones'

Jan 13th
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