Roommate From Hell

"Oh Lord I pray thee, do exactly as your son Jesus wouldst have done, and send away these prostitutes and tax collectors!"Transcript---Written and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena Berman---Featuring: Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaTim Mucci as SurgatSagan Chen as FayeOlivia Abiassi as NancyIsabelle Barbier as GraceAJ Ditty as GlennBrendan Dalton as LawrenceKarsten Otto as SidrielNick Douglas as The AtheistJake Beckhard as Carl SaganAdditional voices by Serena Berman, Nick Douglas, and Karsten Otto---Edit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio and Spaceman Sound in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SybsArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike Mucci

"So she caught fire a couple of times. Who are you, C.P.S.?"TranscriptWritten and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena Berman with additional writing by Dan KingFeaturing:Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaTim Mucci as SurgatJenny Gorelick as Chastity GoodthingsNick Douglas as SiriAJ Ditty as the Ruth’s ChriskeeperSagan Chen as ChunkyIsabelle Barbier as the HeroineOlivia Abiassi as GrandmaEdit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio and Spaceman Sound in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SybsArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike MucciWebsite: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

"They are paid in bottle caps! With which we are quite flush!"TranscriptWritten and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena Berman, with story help by Dan KingFeaturing:Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaTim Mucci as Surgat and DougBrendan Dalton as MociferArielle Gonzalez as HannahJenny Gorelick as JoAdditional voices by Jake Beckhard, Serena Berman, Nick Douglas, Arielle Gonzalez, Jenny Gorelick, Tim Mucci, and Levi SharpeEdit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SybsArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike MucciWebsite: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

"Next time I see you, you'll be scouring Lucifer's mouth toilet!"TranscriptWritten and produced by Tim Mucci, Nick Douglas, and Serena BermanFeaturing:Serena Berman as Claire Sarah Jes Austell as BeaJason Oberholtzer as Todd and VassagoJenny Gorelick as SophiaTim Mucci as SurgatTara Pacheco as AstarteBrendan Dalton as Scott from Green Mountain Energy Additional voices by Jake Beckhard, AJ Ditty, Nick Douglas, Arielle Gonzalez, Jenny Gorelick, Karsten Otto, and Levi SharpeEdit, sound design, and mix by Levi SharpeRecorded at Fortunate Horse Studio in Brooklyn, New YorkTheme song composed by Jason Oberholtzer and performed by John GirgusOutro theme by SYBSAdditional Music by Jason OberholtzerArt by Andrea Sparacio and Mike MucciWebsite: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Roommate From Hell returns June 1 with longer episodes and harsher consequences.TranscriptWeb: roommatefromhell.ripTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Roommate From Hell is back from the dead.TranscriptWeb: roommatefromhell.ripTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Speak of the devil. Roommate From Hell season 2 premieres soon, starring Serena Berman as Claire and introducing SJ Austell as Bea.

Oh ho ho, dost thou have a thirst for a libation? Perhaps a Yuengling on tap?TranscriptAnnouncements begin at 0:00. Episode begins at 3:39.Written and performed by Tim MucciFeaturing Levi Sharpe as youEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Bea and Claire commit a crime and do the time.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TzdTu7vD7pL9wCWK4jPRQlP0c9cylG346Hoi3cPAKdE/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaTara Pacheco as the Time CourtEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Eldritch slime leads to a neighbor's malaise.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vSkQDbDLrav67wtoIcAARz9cqh8VenQ4OSCz6NK5a04/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaTim Mucci as Lucius SheenGita Jackson as VaniAlice Kors as KellyEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

You hacked G-d's voicemail and this is all you found.

He was working in his lab late one night when he and his assistant got into a fight.TranscriptWritten and performed by Tim MucciEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Bea and Claire go on the lam with Fred Foxy.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZLbRS_EWIq6N-RNZth0R5f676AAuXcv8lJ0vZBIKo3E/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaJoe Rumrill as Fred FoxyTara Pacheco as Reginald the HunterLevi Sharpe as the GuardEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

The last thing you knew, you were doing some heavy necking with a pale Continental man.TranscriptWritten and performed by Nick DouglasEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Bea and Claire take a wrong turn at the floor lamps.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rdJvDyeg6ltZm5QjZ4XPRILJjQoPqbITBD_5UHA76oo/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as BeaJoe Rumrill as the MinotaurTara Pacheco as the worried momGita Jackson as Ikea customer Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Claire's unemployment anxiety manifests itself in the fridge.Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I5qqMvFd9yK7ObuvRNtUSbUPJfS_BCiGS61kw-DhBMk/edit?usp=sharingWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as ClaireNatalie Walker as Bea Editing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Transcripts by Adam Blanford Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

Do not publish, seriously this time

Here's how an episode of Roommate From Hell is laid to rest. Featuring:Tim MucciNick DouglasLevi SharpeEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom

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Dreams used to be improv shows. Then the writers got involved.TranscriptWritten by Nick Douglas and Tim MucciFeaturing:Serena Berman as Bilquis and ClaireNatalie Walker as Yolf and BeaNick Douglas as JasherTim Mucci as PhotiniJordan Smith as Xantus of the Crimson EyeLiz Leimkuhler as LizatheeEditing, sound design, and mixing by Levi SharpeTheme by Jason OberholtzerOutro music by SYBSCover art by Andrea Sparacio Dark web: roommatefromhell.ripEmail: roommatefromhellshow@gmail.comTwitter: @evilsitcomInstagram: @evilsitcom