Rude Alchemy

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history. <br/><br/><a href="https://rudealchemy.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast">rudealchemy.substack.com</a>

75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!

The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation!The post 75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone! appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

12-27
35:50

74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)

Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse.The post 74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween) appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

11-03
41:36

74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage

Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game.The post 74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

09-05
56:16

73 The Beastiary, Episode 3

The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned.The post 73 The Beastiary, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

07-31
28:18

72 The Beastiary, Episode 2

Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates!The post 72 The Beastiary, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

07-31
23:53

71 The Beastiary, Episode 1

A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’The post 71 The Beastiary, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

07-31
26:45

70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap)

We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature!The post 70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap) appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

02-25
44:19

69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4

The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale!The post 69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

02-01
33:06

68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3

A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’)The post 68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

02-01
29:09

67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2

Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas.The post 67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

02-01
29:06

66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1

It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his wing.The post 66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

02-01
23:16

65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns

Tom leads a BRAND NEW GAME! Andrew utters sweet evil story nothings.The post 65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

08-01
31:35

64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7

Poe and Pa clash when the two opposing bands of spiritual warriors finally meet.The post 64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

06-18
33:22

63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’

We recall our embarrassing early correspondence and drop a new Mudd Rumpus track!The post 63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’ appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

04-29
33:41

62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6

Poe and pals prep for patricide. Meanwhile, Pa and pals ponder their pecking order.The post 62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

04-01
32:32

61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5

Poe goes to Hell and has a heartwarming reunion with the Prince of Darkness.The post 61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

02-25
31:45

60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever

Even by our standards, this is a rough one. ENJOY!The post 60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

01-28
01:10:37

59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore

Murder! Mistletoe! Moorings! A merry maritime magniloquence crammed lovingly down your minced piehole.The post 59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

12-25
29:54

58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!)

We’re back at it again! Listen as we merrily mangle another classic old-time radio ‘Sherlock!’The post 58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!) appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

12-01
01:05:52

57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special!

Deep from the hellish bowels of the Rude Alchemy archives comes the cosmically horrifying tale of a post-Revolutionary Jabez Flintwick and his ultimate battle against the forces of evil.The post 57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special! appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

10-29
34:03

Matthew Wyne

You all need to get your shit together and make another season. I love you, I miss you.

03-09 Reply

An Van Dessel

why is this episode's audio so bad???? Terrible

02-22 Reply

Luis Morgado

Soooo it's already 26/05/2020 and still no more episodes did something happened? Is rude alchemy still going to delight my auditory senses or am I going to have to search for something else to help pass my working hours?

05-26 Reply

Maisie Stevenson

Brilliant! I've missed you guys!

12-31 Reply

Hern Huntsman

I really wanted to like this show. Honestly, I tried, but I found the constant jokes about the handicapped and the mentally challenged deeply offensive. I grew up with a favorite uncle who had been crippled with polio as a child, and have several friends who are autistic. The idea that someone would make fun of such kind, genuine people for the sake of a few cheap laughs is beyond offensive. If you have any sympathy for those who suffer from physical or mental disabilities, I strongly suggest you give this show a miss.

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