It's Wednesday, so you know what that means....day drinking, ENGAGE! Welcome to another crazy good episode of Rukus Juice! The world's greatest host duo is back...we don't know which show they are on, but it ain't this one. This is THE Hard R Cafe. This is Rukus Juice! Drunken Spartan kick and all.It's time to supply all of America's little costumed tots with sugar...oh yeah, this is a Halloween episode. If this one sucks, iot was ALL Philbilly's idea, got it? Good.In this episode, we talk about the movies that are creepy, slimey, scary, or just unsettling. Seeing as how we are both grown ass men and one of us will prolly never listen to this episode out of slight feelings of unease, I'd say it's worth a listen. Ol' Igo and I go over a good solid shot of the movies that creep us out, as well as some flicks that are just classics. I don't do much of horror, but this was a fun one top do. There is something about a good horror or suspense movie that sticks with you and keeps giving you that unsettled feeling everytime you watch it. Have fun listening to this one. I won't lolOh yeah, I didn't say Poltergeist. Just listen, you'll get it.
Welcome one and all to yet another episode of Rukus Juice, where we pride ourselves on licking the tastiest windows on the bus.The Hard R Cafe has given you some pretty interesting episodes with old Philbilly and I at the helm, so why should we change that up?Random is as random does, so since our minds hurt alot less when we don't have to do any homework, we shipped you a random. Lol.The highs and lows of this one run deep as we discuss D'Angelo's passing and run as far as the adorableness of the Chair Force. We discuss a certain NC/WV native's possible run for public office, and all the perks that come with.I could keep going on and on, but then there would be no surprises...but there IS a Madden challenge thrown down...It's the Hard R Cafe, it's time for Rukus Juice, so let the Chaos and Meyhem ensue!
Hello ya drunkards and welcome back to the infamous Hard R Cafe, cause it's time to get rowdy with some Rukus Juice!How do ya like that title?YEah, so my main man Philbilly has this crazy ass list of show topics that we NEVER use. lol, I know, I know...well we don't use it this time either. The idea of a topic themed show scares us at times, so we did a nice theme that was plucked outta thin air. In this ever so special episode, we discuss our favoritve small screen baddies. This shit was actually kinda fun. lol. I honestly keep forgetting at times how cool Igo is to be honest, I mean, I'm WAY cooler, but he ain't bad. Come and sit while we run through our fav picks, all set up by a shit-tastic opener by yours truly. Baddies was the focus and I think we hit our target. Come and get some if this Rukus Juice cause the bar is open.Oh yeah, calm your shit cause I said FAVORITES, not best. lol
Hey yall, this is Jabbo. Welcome to the show, again. Ya know, this is TECHICALLY our 100th episode on Rukus Juice, so thanks for putting up with Philbilly. I know he can be a handful. Anyways..thanks for hanging in there with us, and we will continue to say all the horrible things that you can imagine.Hard R Cafe is what we dubbed the convos that we sling, because they are crass. We didn't AIM to have the type of convos we do, it just happens....as you'll hear in this episode. There isn't anything crazy to this one, but this was just a phone convo, that was sprinkled with bits and pieces that COULD make this an episode. After listening to it again, I thought, why not. You're just here for the magic on these tapes as you "feel our heat". lolThis convo episode is all over the place, but if you want to see two people skip around talking about Patrick Swayze, we got you. Wanna hear some back and forth on the Charlie Sheen doc? We got you. You're not gonna find the secrets to the universe here is what I'm saying, but you'll a;ways find a lil rukus. Enjoy the new episode of Rukus Juice and thanks again.
YOh boy, it's late but it's great...time to open the doors to the Hard R Cafe for some Rukus Juice!Oh boy is this one fresh squeezed. It's a good morning chat about the wonderful world of Peacemaker and Gen V. Oh don't worry, there are way more interesting things to talk about on this wonderful first day of the government lockdown. lol. It's another amazing random episode of Rukus Juice where ol Jabbroni decides to poke the bear that is Philbilly about his love for Earth X. We roll over some recent awesome TV, gush over one kids athletic blessing, and say a bunch of interesting things about other. lolyou know what this is, it's game time. Welcome to Rukus Juice!
You know, here at Rukus Juice. we pride ourselves on being masters of conversation and great manipulators of words....NAW! Welcome To The Cafe with Hard R in it's name where we slang the Rukus Juice. We took our time crafting a really good episode that's fil;led with the love that only old school MTV provided. No jokes, no bullshit....well, yes, lots of jpkes and bullshit, but this one's for the Gen Xers baby! We ta;l Music Television, in some of it's finest offerings that it plopped into our homes daily. Can't say much more other than, you'll LOVE this episode, and it's got a lil length to it to msker up for last week. Enjoy this juice baby!
Welcome to what may actually be our shortest episode of Rukus Juice ever!It's pretty racy, still full of the craziness you love, but not as long. It's kinda like a mini candy bar. Anyways, when ol Philbilly says "give em a sip", we give them a damned sip! We cram in everything we can before the draw of dad duties and work break this one up.Hey, at least we keep on topic. Trust me, this is a wild ride like every other episode, just in a smaller compact size. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to a rambunctious guzzle of Rukus Juice!
Well, you know what day it is. You musta walked through the doors of the Hard R Cafe this morning to make yourself feel a bit better, huh?Yeah...you picked the wrong place for that. Lol. If you'd like to hear our take on Bambi's mom getting iced? Right place. Hear about Charlie Sheen banging stuff? Right place.The contributions of the American workforce on the world stage? Nope. That's a few doors down, Im sure. Can Crisco be used as an effective lube? Once again, right place.You see, what I'm getting at here, is that you're listening to Rukus Juice. It's a random episode (blame Philbilly), but this isn't where you're gonna hear alot of clean and shiney nice stuff. I mean, it isn't ALL crass. Or is it? Anyways, you know what you're here for. Dont act surprised. Let's get our Juice on!
Ok, blah blah blah RUKUS JUICE! YAAY!This episode wasn't supposed to happen, but ol Philbilly wanted to get one high and fast across the plate, so gametime it is.The Cafe is open, Hard R that is, so you know what's up. Here ya go....
Rukus Juice is back being served up at the place with the name you love to say, The Hard R Cafe!Oh this one is a semi guided missile aimed at we don't know what, but be prepared. For what you ask? A SEMI Superman review, a wonderful convo about this CRAZY Raj Jackson situation, and Brocephus' decent into Oswald State Correctional Facility.Just listen. I mean, you know what we do, and who you're gonna have to pray to forgiveness afterwards, so get moving. Go ahead. Press play. Its Rukus Juice baby!
HUMP DAY HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!That's prolly a complete lie, but..ya know. Have to "big up" the show. LolAhem...Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, the only place that serves up Rukus Juice!Ah, the refreshing smell of another random episode! Prison wallet is in the title, so you KNOW it's gonna be dope. We're don't go ALL gross and insane. We sprinkle in some awesome ATC stuff...and then starts the carnage. Trust me, there is shit we had to leave off this one. Lol. The self proclaimed Johnny Cash of ATC and Brocephus are spinning yarns and talking shit as always.Racist schools, Sinners, White Claw, breakfast sammie obsessions....damn of we don't cram it all in like an interracial airtight scene.What else can I say? Its Rukus Juice...
Oh boy is the Hard R Cafe popping right now....WITH RUKUS JUICE!Its another thrilling, funny, nasty, and informative episode, where we just let it all hang out...and then let someone jam a swizzlestick in it!Ever been sounded? You better. You're gonna! Its another wonderful ass wild episode where we just jump into the special sections of our randomness and let it fly. Trust me, you'll enjoy it. At the very least, learn how to pronounce this episode. Lol
Whew...almost didn't make it. HA!Time to get some JUICE! The Hard R Cafe is open and it's fuckin GAMETIME!Phone have been replaced, vacays are over, and we are back. We show our age a little with this one, reminiscing over the glory that was MTV News. Seriously. No...for real. If not gushing over Serena or Ananda, we ride the Indy wave. Like, bad. No matter how much dirt we accidentally toss on that jacket, the fedora always gets put back on, and we get slapped like the two lil podcast hoes we are. Come and hear about my random run with R&B, or how celebrated Philbilly's SIX FOOT JUSTIN BIEBER CUT OUT really is.This one is a doozy. Grab your glass ese, cause it's gonna get weird. Welcome back to Rukus Juice!
Oh boy...you're gonna need a drink for this one. Thank the toaster that the Hard R Cafe is open and Rukus Juice is on tap.Oh boy, do we have an episode for you. This is mainly an hour long Jabbo rant about a crazy ass day in his crazy ass life. Cool thing is, what could make talking about a shittu day better? DOING IT ON A PODCAST EPISODE WITH YOUR BESTIE!Phones, river rape, kayaks, death, Hulk Hogan, Izzy, ICE snitching, redneck accents....maybe some racially insensitive comments. I mean, at this point, it's a mixed bag. You know what, just listen to it. Jabbo whines. Alot. But his voice is so soothing.WELCOME BACK TO RUKUS JUICE!
The summer hiatus is done and over with and it's time to get back to slanging juice...Welcome Back folks to The Hard R Cafe, home of the one and only Rukus Juice!It's been a long ass, hot, sticky, summer, but we've gotten the proper counseling and we're prepared to show you where it touched us. Little dolls and all that jazz. So what di we do? We just give you a whole ass phone convo. Seriously. Wanna know what it's like to catch up with us in real time? Well, kinda?No "here's what you're in for". No warning. No "be prepared". None of that shit. We're all friends here. LolHard R Cafe is open and dope as fuuuuuck. We're back baby. Enjoy!
Welcome back folks to the Hard R Cafe! IT feels like the break took a toll on us both a bit, so it's time to play catch up. This is almost as "behind the scenes" as you'll get with us. It's not like we don't have these convos any other time, it's just that our catch ups don't always make the show.Well, this one did. lol. With good reason as youll hear, but it had to be posted. We always get all honest and whatnot with you guys, toss in alot of crass, and keep the camera rolling, so this episode isn't a stretch. Enjoy the eff out of this one, cause we enjoyed making it. Bar's open for some Rukus Juice!
Welcome Back! Even the best have to take a break, so we figured we were ok to do it too, but the bar is fuckin open, the Hard R Cafe sign is blazing, and it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice!The break is ocver. but we are back in our groove. Oh, you want another wresting episode you say? We got you covered. My partner in crime and I go over some of the best entrences in wrestling history and what the folks that did them mean to the industry. It's always a good ytime when we talk the squared circle...and fill in the holes with random ass stories and such. I mean, c'mon, what the hell else do you listen to us for? It's good to be back at the bar, where everyone has seen you before. lol.Welcome back for another episode of Rukus Juice!
Dear Rukus Juice Fans, boy are you in for a treat. It's an exclusive behind the scenes episode of your favorite podcast. We made the switch and are still feeling finicky about it. What do we do, we talk about it. All the failures and shortcomings and what we plan to do about them...or not. It doesn't get much more lighthearted and fun as this...sprinkled with a heavy hand of inappropriate crazy shit. Oh yeah, it's a special episode alright.......we even have the Return Of The Predator, and not your Uncle Chris.Hard R Cafe is open and ready to slang some RUKUS JUICE...sit yo ass down.
Better late than never, but the Hard R Cafe has opened it's doors, and it's time for a little Rukus Juice!We miss Skype, kinda. So much in fact that we dedicated a whole ass episode to being freaked out over the move, but we pull off some pretty basic shit. What else do you do when you finally fix your problem, you don't have a planned episode, so you wing it like a motherfucker. It's been a while since we had a back and forth cause we've both been crazy busy, but these episodes are so much fun. We get to cacth up on all the TV shows that we've been going on and on about watvching, mixed in withTONS of other wonderful nonsense that make these episodes pure gold.Bars open, so get some of this Rukus Juice!
Hello all and welcome back to Rukus Juice! Ya know, we named it th Hard R Cafe cause it gets a lil special in here from time to time...like alot, and this week is no different. Rememeber that one time you didn't care about Kanye's rants and still don't, but myself and West Virginia's Pride of North Carolina kept talking about it anyway? Yeah, some of that mess landed here. lol Never fear, there is WAY more messed up stuff packed into this doozy of a random before we buckle down to enlist in camp once more. I wish I could say these episodes were filled with nuggets of awesome that will get you through life, but unless you need to learn to hide stuff in your prison wallet, you're prolly at a teeny loss. But......If you want bad accents, fever dreams about jail, cocaine, some Kardashian bashing, and some pretty awesome wrestling talk, then holy fuck are you the luckiest person on the while damned planet. I'm Brocephus, he's the almighty Philbilly, and welcome to the Hard R Cafe! Sit the fuck down and sip some juice.