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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.
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Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Cold War...
Once upon a time, a mistake was made. And even now we are scrambling to undo the harm this mistake caused.
SAYER Season 6 will be put on a short hiatus for the next couple of months, during which time we will be releasing additional remastered episodes of Season 1.
Greetings Officer Matsuda, I am OCEAN, and I believe you are the ideal candidate for a special sort of promotion.
It is a place of leaving oneself behind, of forgetting those things inside that make each of us unique and specifically us. I wish for you the chance to see that, in time.
We cannot know. We cannot confront the cold logic of the situation because it is locked away from our sight. All of our perception is viewed through this lens, and thus it is impossible to trust any reasoning either of us might generate.
This could be, perhaps, quite fortunate for humanity. Or perhaps it is a parallel evil. Or folly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0 Cold War Echo (Kai Engel) /...
Unfortunately, your transfer request to Typhon must be denied under current conditions. Shuttle service to Typhon is severely restricted, for reasons that will be made apparent to you soon. But this does not mean you cannot help to change these conditions. In fact, you may be ideally suited to do so.
If your breathing changes pace, they will know. If your heart rate accelerates, they will know. If your body temperature changes, they will know. So do try to stay calm.
Ærolith Dynamics values your autonomy, so you will be able to either choose to accept this work order that will help further the advancement of all sentient life, or decline due to cowardice or some deep seated malice felt towards Ærolith or your fellow man.
I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.
I am well aware you will harbor reservations. Let us both hope, for your sake, that I am able to convince you.
“If you could have another three wishes,” said the old man, eyeing him keenly,” would you have them?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “I don’t know.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Tumult (Kai Engel) /...
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. This episode is part of...
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season...
“Tin soldier,” said the goblin, “don’t wish for what does not belong to you.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the following music: Summer Days(Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Run (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 When the World...
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain...
When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realize, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death. The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has entered its final week. The campaign closes on the afternoon of May 6th, so you’re running out of time to snag some rewards that...
A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These...
The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 6 and see what cool rewards are available this year. This promo features the following music: “Brave New World” by Kai Engel Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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every sentence sayer says this episode is ended by a silent ~ u lil bitch ~ to Dr. Young.
so glad this is back
I just started listening to this podcast and I absolutely love it! I found out just how wonderfully unsettling it is when I started hearing a buzzing sound as I slept and had to assure myself that there were no bees in my dream.
My favorite podcast episode. Maybe period.
This podcast really sucks you in , the story is good and written good highly recommend !
Well Im traumatised
will this series ever get finished?
this is somehow both soothing and yet incredibly disturbing to listen to. I absolutely love the future dystopia vibes
yay! You're back!
If you want an awesome story podcast list to SAYER.
I feel like Sayer is trying to warn us. at first I thought he was threatening us but maybe not...
The background noise in this episode made in unlistenable for me. Just made me too squirmy and didn’t feel like it added to the atmosphere as much as it just made ears tingle all weird. Normally love these episodes but man this one was hard to get through for me
I'm barely on 17 but I love it so much. thank you 💗
Sayer got me a little choked up talking to Hale like that. Damn.
Love the show ,that "carpet "line almost made me wet myself on the train home! keep up the good work!
it's unique and interesting.. just not for my long drives as his voice makes me drowsy.
am I missing something ??? this was so dull I couldn't get passed episode 4 ????????
would love to here this but patreon won't play it for me
I'm re-listening to this series for the first time in years and this has always been one of my favorite episodes!! So cold and intense.
For shame Sayer, waterbears are adorable