SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 6 Episode 19:  The Changeling If you thought Inception was a Multi-Story-Verse-Russian-Doll Torus-Knotted-Mind-Fuck of a story, wait till you see what Christopher Judge has got waiting for you.  Teal'c is a firefighter, a SG member, a polygamist, war torn veteran, and Dr. Fraz Lover ALL IN ONE!  You won't know what the hell is real!  All you'll know is that Teal'c has been watching too much Taur'i television, and that Green Jello is the "Spinning Top" of the Stargate Universe.   We hope Judge gets to write more episodes in the future.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:20 - 24 Seconds 7:11 - Debrief 1:01:20 - Were We Comforted 1:01:47 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:05:03 - Next Episode 1:06:35 - ComeTrya! 1:09:01 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:08 - Outro  

Season 6 Episode 18: Forsaken Listeners, it's been a minute.  Our apologies for the DELAY!  The Gate was shut.  The Iris was closed, General Daddy was on Vacation.  . .  In any case, we back.  And hanging out at the Vertical Watering O for a humdinger of an episode.   Despite being mostly an annoyed Jack O'neil, a pestered Sam Carter, and a Jonas Quinn who's playing imperceptible 5d Chess with his Rizz game, it's pretty good.   00:00 - Apology 7:25 - Intro 12:30 - 24 Seconds 14:15 - Episode Debrief 59:55 - Were we Comforted 1:00:25 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:03:05 - Next Episode 1:07:21 - ComeTrya! 1:09:42 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:11:58 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 17: Disclosure You know, back in 2003, and even further back, Recap Episodes served a purpose.  We had know binging of every episode, nor rewatching episodes to fill ourselves back in.  We lived lives, people!  Got no time.  If we forgot how many times Sg-1 had saved the planet, or the Intragalactic military strategy of Goul'd Lords, or even how many times Sg-1 has almost f*&ked the planet, we couldn't rely on Random Youtube channels to fill us in while we waited.  That's why the good producers of various long running shows back in the day gave us a helping hand, a graceful way for viewers to be like:  "Oh yeah!  O'neill is the de-facto Ambassador of Human Kind to the Grays!  I remember!  The episode a little boring, though.  Enjoy!!! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:18 - 24 Seconds 6:41 - Episode Debrief 51:38 - Were We Comforted 54:23 - Yeh Neh or Meh 59:09 - Next Episode 1:00:33 - ComeTrya! 1:03:08 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:05:44 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 16: Metamorphosis It's SPLOOSHIN TIME!  The Russian team bring some jabroni to the Base.  He splooshes into alien goo, so the Gang go investigate his planet.  There's a bunch of weird looking Cultists of Nirrti who swear to their mothers that it's all good, we have sagging faces, and half mustaches, BUUUUUT, Nirrti is a God and we love her and, OH PEW PEW PEW, we got superpowers, you're now in jail, gang. Will the gang escape?  Will Jonas d-down Nirrti because she's hella thirsty for his Colonic Bod?  Does the alien's half-mustache sploosh into a full mustache before we fade to black?  Find out on this week's episode.  ----more---- 2:12 - Intro 7:30 - 24 Seconds 8:52 - Episode Debrief 59:45 - Were We Comforted 1:01:34 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:05:07 - Next Episode 1:07:05 - ComeTrya! 1:09:19 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:17:-07 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 15: Paradise Lost Kids, Hallmark's got nothing on this episode.  You want to see a flirty will-they-won't-they burgeon into a full fledge Bromance on the edge of space!?  Full of lakeside chats, paranoid professions of love, and spiced up Arugula that might have a psychotropic effect, this episode will rekindle your belief in true, unadulterated love.  I think it's safe to say now:  Maybourne is definitely O'Neil's best friend.  And more. ----more---- 00:00- Intro 5:24 - 24 Seconds 9:03 - Episode Debrief 1:06:41 - Were We Comforted 1:07:18 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:10:22 - Next Episode 1:11:29 - ComeTrya! 1:13:34 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:20 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 14: Smoke and Mirrors Jack is a cold-blooded Assassin!  Shooting Kinsey, offloading the gun, and whistling dixie right back at work as if nothing happened!  And his alibi of "fishing at the lake" doesn't cut it, cause we all know says yes to his entreaties to go fish.  Well, General Daddy believes him, and sends out the gang on various espionage missions to uncover the truth.  Get your X-Files Jackets on, and let's prove Jack's innocence!  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:56 - 24 Seconds 8:24 - Episode Debrief 1:05:59 - Were We Comforted 1:06:47 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:09:13 - Next Episode 1:10:24 - ComeTrya! 1:11:10 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:13:26 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 13: Sight Unseen Okay, so, the gang find a big bug zapper on a planet.  They come back, Jonas starts seeing CGI bugs everywhere (not everywhere, like TWO of them).  The rest of the gang gaslight his ass, forgetting about the three episodes before where this same thing happened. Long story short, Colorado Springs gets put on a half-assed Quarantine, O'Neil fights with a veteran, said veteran's grandma gets gaslit by Carter and Jonas, Carter and Jonas figure out how to stop this not delusion-delusion, Carter takes credit for Jonas's work, and that's all she said, thank you very much. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:17 - 24 Seconds 9:50 - Episode Debrief 1:12:26 - Were We Comforted 1:13:54 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:16:33 - Next Episode 1:18:40 - ComeTrya 1:22:05 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:26:46 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 12:  Unnatural Selection Guys, We don't know how or why Hilo from BSG is ALSO  a (basically) Cylon in the Stargate Universe, but we're not going to question our good fortune.  We are going to question a couple other things, however.  Like why the Replicators ALL just chillin here?  What is the weakness these new Cylon Bots are trying to mechanize out of themselves?  And most importantly, what and who, EXACTLY, is Sam Carter's type?  And why they all have horrible endings?  We learn none of these answers.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:33 - 24 Seconds 9:38 - Episode Debrief 1:02:37 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:07:06 - Next Episode 1:08:14 - ComeTrya 1:10:44 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:13 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 11:  Prometheus P1 Hey, listeners.  We are SOOOOO SORRRYYYY about the delay in uploads.  Computers were being repaired, families being attended to, authoritarian regimes to be readied for, you know how it goes.  Thanks for coming back.   Anyway, this is a pretty sweet episode about some Rogue Rogue NID, Simmons, and a Gou'ld putting one over on the gang, and stealing our one, not yet finished ship.  And it's only the first part!!!  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:17 - 24 Seconds 6:46 - Episode Debrief 57:40 - Were We Comforted 58:22 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:01:14 - Next Episode 1:04:10 - ComeTrya! 1:06:00 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:10:11 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 9:  Cure So the gang go and visit a civilization that are DEF not Nazis!  Weird as hell, tho.  They got a super drink that cures diseases, and all they want in return is our rolodex of Goul'd Planets.  The gang is cautious. Then Jonas and Teal'c break into a warehouse, and Here There Be Gou'lds, all swimmin in the pools.  The Slurm is from them?  Eww. But where'd they come from?  Will it be a super, canon-defying plot twist, which makes a lot of previous episodes (Especially Hathor) make no goddamn sense!!!???. . . . . . .yes, yes it will. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:42 - 24 Seconds 9:10 - Episode Debrief 1:16:00 - Were We Comforted 1:18:18 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:21:33 - Next Episode 1:22:48 - ComeTrya! 1:23:35 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:27:25 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 9:  Allegiance Folks, we got 3 factions (Tokra, Jaffa, Tau'ri) who all hate each other, in an unsafe and volatile environment, and being led by O'neill of all people.  What. Could. Go. Wrong! The Predator.  That's what! Pretty fun episode.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:54 - 24 Seconds 7:49 - Episode Debrief 1:05:36 - Were We Comforted 1:06:00 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:10:22 - Next Episode 1:11:35 - ComeTrya 1:13:45 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:57 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 8:  The Other Guys This is the Red Shirts Episode!  Where a couple of nerds and SG-1 Fanboys decide they need to rescue the Gang from the clutches of a Gou'ld.  Things somehow go their way as they clamour through air ducts, and find the prison cell.    O'neill's PISSED though, as this was all part of a secret plan (which they failed to tell the wayward scientists on the planet).  So now the stakes are super real!  Can the Red Shirts figure out how to save the Gang for real?  Will they live up to their Red-Shirtedness?  Or is Sg-1 gonna wimp out and let everybody win, happily ever after!   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:50 - 24 Seconds 8:35 - Episode Debrief 1:02:29 - Were We Comforted 1:03:50 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:11:16 - Next Episode 1:12:08 - ComeTrya! 1:13:05 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:58 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 7: Shadow Play The gang roll back to the Planet Colonic where the continent Jonas Quinn is from wants to trade some of their Naquadria for some of our sweet ass guns and planes.  Apparently a big war is brewing between the three continents and poor Colonic is the odd one out.   That's all the backstory we get though, cause we're too busy hanging with DEAN STOCKWELL, Jonas's old mentor, who tells them about a Resistance to overthrow all the governments and establish. . .something else. . . That's all the backstory we get with that though, cause all that shit in the last paragraph is made up.  Nothing gets resolved, nothing is traded, and the gang roll back to Earth (with some Naquadria they stole). ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 3:45 - 24 Seconds 5:00 - Episode Debrief 48:24 - Were We Comforted 53:53 - Yeh Neh or Meh 54:57 - Next Episode 56:07 - ComeTrya! 57:55 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:04:54 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 6:  The Abyss When O'neil is kidnapped by Balls and is horrifically tortured and killed and brought back to life in a neverending loop, Daniel Jackson rolls in, now an ethereal angel, and does the only thing that a Best Friend does when their Friend is going through such trials and tribulations:  Asks him to join his Cult! Meanwhile O'neil's actual friends make a plan to help him bust out.  Without O'neil needing to buy an entire Off-White Wardrobe, and get his credit card out to ascend to Level 2 Nirvana.  DJ is a dick in his new afterlife. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:40 - 24 Seconds 8:23 - Episode Debrief 54:17 - Were We Comforted 58:58 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:01:50 - Next Episode 1:03:18 - ComeTrya! 1:05:06 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:09:05 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 6:  Nightwalkers Samantha Scully, Jonas Mulder, and Teal'X visit a normal Oregon town, and get all weirded out when everyone's a little stand off-ish and wearing just flannel.  Hello!?  This is 2002 PNW.  Nothing to see here. Well, there is a bit.  A shady biotech company, missing persons, and sleepwalking Gou'ld babies.  Oh wait, still 2002 PNW.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:26 - 24 Seconds 6:07 - Episode Debrief 57:06 - Were We Comforted 57:40 - Yeh Neh or Meh 59:33 - Next Episode 1:01:24 - ComeTrya! 1:03:00 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:09:19 - Outro  

Season 6 Episode 4: Frozen Kids, do you like the movie The Thing? How about Prometheus?  Is The Fifth Element your favorite movie?  If yes to any and all, you will like this episode.  It's got isolated bases in Antarctica.  It's got defrosting alien life forms.  It's got philosophical queries into the origins of the human species.  And most importantly, it has Multipass Girl, or the closest they could come.  It's a fun episode!   Except for the end when everyone guilt trips O'Neill to do the thing he has sworn over and over again he would never do.  Unacceptable! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:48 - 24 Seconds 6:12 - Episode Debrief 1:01:37 - Were We Comforted 1:03:41 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:06:49 - Next Episode 1:08:55 - ComeTrya! 1:10:19 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:17 - Outro  

Season 6 Episode 3:  The Descent So the gang find themselves in the Anubis Ship where Thor was interrogated, and ultimately, digitized.  See, it ended up around Earth, and while that poses some serious plot holes, we don't think about it.  What we do focus on is the random Jaffa who code the ship to crash into the Ocean, the sweet water scenes where everyone almost drowns like, three times, and Jacob Carter seeming to unconsciously want to see his daughter die.   Not much else happens in the episode. ----more---- 00:00 - intro 5:47 - 24 Seconds 8:26 - Episode Debrief 53:01 - Were We Comforted 55:05 - Yeh Neh or Meh 59:50 - Next Episode 1:03:58 - ComeTrya! 1:07:54 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:18 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 1:  Redemption (Part 2) Mean Girl Dr. McKay gets so humbled and allows Carter to finally really see Jonas Quinn, the Daniel Jackson who was right under the Gate Gang’s noses all along! He gets a major glow up and kind of saves the day, total Prom Queen vibes. Since Teal’c was plot deviced off world, he’s able to get to Anubis and destroy his Earth Attack 6000. Nice! Also, Teal'c's wife died last episode, and no one gives a shit.  ----more----00:00 - Intro 5:20 - 24 Seconds 6:49 - Episode Debrief 1:03:05 - Were We Comforted 1:06:37 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:09:56 - Next Episode 1:11:30 - ComeTrya! 1:12:45 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:15:46 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 1: Redemption P1 Jonas Quinn of planet Colonics slow walks down the stairs and he is beautiful!! Just kidding, he’s still mousy and just the sociopolitical nerd next door. SG-1 is looking for a Prom Queen.  All while being spammed electronically by a new Anubis weapon!  They even bring back slimey McKay to also not figure out what to do till Part 2 Oh, also, wife of Teal’c has died, the son of Teal’c blames him, B Plot galore. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 8:42 - 24 Seconds 9:58 - Episode Debrief 1:09:48 - Were We Comforted 1:11:46 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:15:24 - Next Episode 1:17:28 - ComeTrya! 1:19:12 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:23:38 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 20: The Sentinel So over on Latona we have your basic planet of these guys: “Yo, our forebears made us a cool shieldy kind of thing and then we all got real, super dumb and have no idea how it works. Well, except that one guy NID murdered.” The result? Of that plus not being Daddy’s favorites? SG-9 is dead and SG-1 has to get some a-holes out on work release to help fix the set of Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In before the Gooooooooooolds win! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:46 - 24 Seconds 9:41 - Debrief 1:13:38 - Were We Comforted 1:14:23 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:18:38 - Next Episode 1:21:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:25:31 - Outro