STARBURST Radio Podcast

12.21: Duck Pics In which Kris issues some clarification regarding his stance on women's t-shirts and explains what a soundtrack march has in common with a popular sweet. Deano reveals a jump scare for something that never happened and reveals the contents of his popular shed. While Mike is downbeat on current genre porno titles but might have finally found a dog movie he likes. STARBURST Issue 483 goes on sale as the mid-season break of STARBURST Radio commences with this quiz-based episode, fuelled largely by scotch egg enhancements. *Show first broadcast on Wed 30th August 2023 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.20: Predictable Possession Tropes In which Mike goes spoiler-free over a 50-year-old movie and discovers a Blair Witch infiltration in his own home. Kris revisits a head-turning cinema classic and bemoans the lack of female pilots in the original Star Wars Trilogy. With the penultimate episode before the summer break, STARBURST Radio brings you Ebay search secrets, missing tv brothers, and Kris’ Krazy Boxset Challenge. *Show first broadcast on Wed 23rd August 2023 All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.19: Scab Trek In which Martin announces the return of Scott Pilgrim and the imminent return of Toxie. Mike Attacks the changing goal posts of streaming platforms and discusses the newly animated Superman. Babylon 5 returns as STARBURST Issue 483 goes off to print. Expectations may require a need for middle-age zombie spread and voice de-aging discussions amongst a host of other subjects that should have never made their way to a digital platform *Show first broadcast on Wed 16th August 2023 [WARNING: Features older people moaning about the fact that they don't make anything like they used to!] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.18: Dimoxinil and the Bin Bag Monster In which Kris introduces his people-flavoured beverage and reveals some people who are eating people. Mike longs for a return to the golden age of Lucozade and relives his DIY dentistry nightmare. The best of Stephen King is debated, and secret streaming figures are discussed as the writers strike rumbles on... *Show first broadcast on Wed 9th August 2023 All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.17: A Tale of Two Holes In which Mike explains his uneasy relationship with colourisation and his affinity for Daniel Pemberton soundtracks. Kris reveals another version of Sucker Punch is imminent and is still haunted by the human flesh of a bounty hunter. While Mo enjoys hanging out in the Spider-Verse and suffers from a common case of Marvel fatigue. The gang return from that London with a show jam-packed with potential Bond directors, pube dragging, and a tale from the archives of The Weird Wide World. *Show first broadcast on Wed 2nd August 2023 [Featuring a review of the theatre production of Tarantino Live] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.16: Kitten Impossible: Head Wrecking In which Kris takes a stance against Jedi secret packages and reveals his close encounters. Mike becomes a necessary monster and has a Snow White meltdown. While Martin has bad news for Witcher fans and even worse news about the writers' strike in general. Bobby Davro’s life hangs in the balance this week on STARBURST Radio as the aliens go to Washington... *Show first broadcast on Wed 26th July 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Oppenheimer] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.15: Wrong Again, Bob! In which Martin has problems with his webbing and hangs out with Johnny Depp. Mike experiences his first (and last) KISS concert and has some serious gripes about realistic Disney livestock. The future of Disney is discussed, Aquaman gets De-Batflecked, and the secret of Clark Kent’s glasses are revealed. *Show first broadcast on Wed 19th July 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning -Part One] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.14: Indiana Moans and the Dodgy Flash Cameos In which Mike is surrounded by comic book mayhem and yearns for a Silo mindwipe. Kris returns to Sesame Street and reveals the largest IMAX reel EVER. After the mid-season break, the STARBURST gang return from America with rhubarb curry, wow gows and Skrulls galore. *Show first broadcast on Wed 12th July 2023 [Featuring Film Reviews of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, The Flash, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.13: The Horn of Jericho - Live at Caesars Palace In which Kris relives his pilgrimage to Chilli’s, and also relives the horrors of Buffy in HD. While Mike appreciates the unexpected benefits of a short waitress and is disappointed by a lack of cannibals. The STARBURST gang have a series of adventures in the US, fit in a return visit to The Little A’le’Inn, and encounter an ominous upgrade at Area 51. *Show recorded live on Thurs 8th May 2023 at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.12: The Man From M.A.H.U.N.C.L.E. In which Mike buys a demonically possessed artefact. Martin identifies some vintage bootlegging techniques. Kris introduces ’Anagram Corner’, and Deano makes his STARBURST Radio debut. As STARBURST Issue 482 approaches the print deadline, the show soldiers on with witty tales of cannibalism, suicidal babies, bears and twinkies. *Show first broadcast on Wed 17th May 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre and a unexplained demonic sound at 1:14:31] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.11: The Simple Shark Formula In which Kris explains why Jedis shouldn’t rock and why The Rock shouldn’t do anything. While Mike accuses Aubrey Plaza of dumbing down and asks, "Whatever happened to Robert Urich?". The Ninja of Shrek and The Blair Witchfinder General waste your time with their ramblings on Stars on Mars, Silo, From, CatNuggets, and Operation Fortune pacts. *Show first broadcast on Wed 10th May 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.10: Crispy Corpse Donuts In which Mike reveals his traumas with an overly zealous postman and has a choice word for the dominant ticket vendor in the UK. Martin declares that Steve Martin is definitely NOT his Clouseau and gives less than support for the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Kris reaffirms his love for a green lady (maybe not the one you are thinking of) and offers some clarity regarding the don’t eat list. The keyboards are jammy, Craig Charles is alive, and the Snyder Knights continue developing a fantasy film franchise, as STARBURST Radio continues to stagger through its twelfth season. *Show first broadcast on Wed 3rd May 2023 [Featuring a Film Review of Renfield and a useless non-review of Sisu] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.09: Shia LaBeouf’s Shed In which Kris continues to experience Westworld blues and further defines the horrors of excessive fan service. Mike suffers from container park confusion and too many Millers. Martin has a heartwarming cinematic experience and has his anus exposed. After a violent start, STARBURST Radio delivers an opus of lost cities, the apocalypse and flushed onions. *Show first broadcast on Wed 26th April 2023 [Featuring Film Reviews of 25-5-77, The Super Mario Bros. Movie and Evil Dead Rise] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.08: Donkey Content In which Martin brings back ferrets and has a harrowing night with wet pants and comical cops. Kris gets the vegetarian vibes and manages to rework the CV of Kate Winslet. Mike pitches Three and a Half Men and remembers when the Ghost Rider exposed himself to a youngster. Squid Game heads to America, video disc rentals shock everyone by still existing, and the show actually manages to make it to the end this week. *Show first broadcast live on Wed 19th April 2023 All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.07: Hiding Among the Wookiees In which Mike’s tagline amnesia hits a new low point and reveals some shocking MCU news! While Kris takes on a fearful arachnid with a secret weapon that could only be found in a posh boutique hotel and gets his national parks really messed up! After an exhausting weekend at Star Wars Celebration 2023, the boys ignore all sensible advice and try to host the show after narrowly avoiding a real-life Star Wars heist and not sleeping for days. The episode you are about to listen to is a cautionary tale that includes a free guide on how to cure vampire bites the HAMMER way. *Show first ineptly broadcast on Wed 12th April 2023 [WARNING: May contain people that tired that they make very little sense!] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.06: The Return of the Krisinator In which Kris ponders the imperfect futures of sci-fi movies and brings the ‘jiggle jiggle’ to the subject of UFOs. While Mike examines the current state of the war between Disney and Florida and accidentally uncovers a relationship that defies the laws of nature during a stoic defence of super pets. It is yet another packed episode of STARBURST Radio that includes the evolution of Henry Cavill, some tea-cosy coppers, and an attempt to finally identify the species of Goofy. *Show first broadcast on Wed 5th April 2023 [Featuring Film Reviews of - EO and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves] All recordings are issued under an official license from Fab Radio International.

12.04: The Solar Vagina In which Mike remembers the moment he met "Shirley Bassey" and also discovers how much STARBURST Magazine meant to "Steve Jobs". While Kris intercepts a phantom broadcast and takes a timeout with some VR Cinema. Shazam has a meltdown, a live mentalism act takes place on-air, and the Snyder-Con approaches faster than a grasping fanbase... *Show first broadcast on Wed 29th March 2023 [Featuring Film Review of - John Wick: Chapter 4] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.04: Shazam! Fury of the Pods In which Kris demands a post-credit embargo and experiences a personal space invasion in an empty cinema. While Mike examines the problems of the extended cut of Return of the King and finally gives the last rites for Mindhunter. Mephisto arrives, the cancellation of Willow becomes slightly less cancelled, and a Quake may be about to erupt in the MCU. *Show first broadcast on Wed 22nd March 2023 [Featuring Film Review of - Shazam! Fury of the Gods] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.03: Winnie the Pooh and the De Pattied Jenkins In which Mike steals trays of food at posh parties, continues to perfect the art of the reverse spoiler, and also continues to forget the tagline of the magazine he has worked at for over a decade. While Kris embraces his Alan Partridge lifestyle, announces the least surprising TV cancellation EVER, and attempts to rework the evolution of dinosaurs as a species. Oscars etiquette is examined, Tarantino's final movie is revealed, and a retooled John Carpenter classic is on its way... *Show first broadcast on Wed 15th March 2023 [Featuring Film Reviews of Scream 6, 65, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Pearl, and Infinity Pool] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.

12.02: An Audience with Kendo Nagasaki In which Kris proposes some copy Kendos, goes all newsmic, and suffers from Lethal Weapon induced cat flap confusion. While Mike isn't looking forward to the return of Brave Devil and the Reprimander, suffers some Xeno-phobia, and makes a bold Finn prediction. In this special edition of STARBURST Radio dedicated to the mighty Kendo Nagasaki. *Show first broadcast on Wed 8th March 2023 [Featuring an interview with iconic wrestling legend, Kendo Nagasaki live at the FAB Cafe on Sun 5th Feb 2023] All recordings are issued under official license from Fab Radio International.