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A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors. Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate. A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.  Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country. It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling"  The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.  Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link CAST: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Maya Murphy as Millie. Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Josh Rubino as Customer One. Brandon Finch as Customer Two. Kirsty Woolven as Customer Three. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Pragia by Mystery Mammal. A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe Episode Transcript CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Sillars as Doctor K. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Apollo by Mystery Mammal. Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni. Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous. The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco. Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco. This episode includes a recreation of the declassified document, Mars Exploration: 1984. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Claire Gaskell as Evie. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe. Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as Larry. Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker. Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Alamo by Glad Rags. The Group by Keshco. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com. STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do? CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Debra. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. FIFA Slide by Keshco. Specter by Alan Walker. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job.  CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed. Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason. Lindsay Zana as Camille. Jessa Jordan as Tasha. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Breakfast by Damian Baldano. U Think U by Glad Rags. Machine Language by Mystery Mammal. Happy F'n Birthday by The Danimald. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard? The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza. Revenge by Spoon. Time Train by PC III. Xanadont by Mystery Mammal. The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Battle by Boxcat Games. The World’s Moved On by Rozkol. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend. David Hanna as the Bartender. Stephen Cullen as Simon. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as the Personal Bubble Booth. Adam Clark as the Flat Earth Model Salesman. Cole Burkhardt as Big Bubba Cast Member and Sword Salesman. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. The World is Waiting by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar. Unexpected Little Happenings by UltraCat. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins." CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton. Addison Peacock as Karen. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco. Addison Peacock as Karen. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Party by Damiano Baldoni. The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com. Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives) SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.) CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Atticus Jackson as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton. Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema. Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two. Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire. Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall. Sound Designed by Travis McMaster. Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger. MUSIC: SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons. Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void.  CAST: Jack Carmichael as Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Graham Rowat as Gary. Tom Laflin as Scott. Ryan Philbrook as Scottie. Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter. Sena Bryer as Larry. Megan Carter as Alex. Josh Rubino as The Carny. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco. Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious. Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as Emalema Bossbabe Two. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Flood by Jahzzar. Oslodum by Gilberto Gil. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Stephen Cullen as Simon. Maya Murphy as Millie. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Social Kapital from Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy. Addison Peacock as Karen. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement. Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Every Time by Katy Kirby. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1. Jordan Reed as Freemason 2. Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Distraction by Hank. Epic by Damiano Baldoni. The Speed Demon by Kescho. Montage by Bajio Alvarado. Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna. House of the Rising Sun by Holizna. Books by Jahzzar. The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean. Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again! CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as Marty. Josh Rubino as both The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton and as Father Klem. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda. Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda. Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts. Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell. Flood by Jahzzar. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices