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STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!
STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!
Author: Dave and Andrew
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Not Another Star Trek Podcast! TNGeez is a Star Trek rewatch starring two nerds with a love of Next Gen Trek who try to look at Trek and have a good laugh. www.tngeez.com for more.
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This episode has it all! An exciting opening where the Enterprise saves Tessen III from a rogue asteroid! The return of fan favorites Alexander and Lwaxana Troi! A bunch of kooky holodeck characters who can juggle and shake dat ass! And mud bath after mud bath! So much mud! You won’t believe all the mud! After being knocked around and paralyzed so far this season, Worf is further humiliated when we see what a terrible father he is...again. His conflicts with the willful-but-still-adorable tod...
Were you like me, thinking, say I wonder what young Wesley Crusher is up to? Is he surfing the galaxy fantastic with his pal The Traveler? Has he gone off to join the cast of Stand By Me, Too — Still Standing By You? Or has he launched a boy band — it’s the 90’s after all! Wesley and the Crushers! No, no, and no — none of that happened. Instead, we go to Earth in this episode and find “Cadet Crusher” at Starfleet and almost dead! That’s right! Wesley was in an accident and almost died. That a...
Talk about starting an episode with a bang! In one of the most thrilling teasers ever, we see the Enterprise D blow up reeeeeeeal good! So what are we supposed to do for the next 45 minutes? How about we go back to before the explosion and find out what happened? Sounds like fun until the ship blows up again! And again! And . . . Okay, we get it. There’s a problem. Seems the Enterprise is caught in one of those pesky time loops, and it’s up to the crew to try and break free, or they’ll just k...
A once theoretical “Null Space” has been found – theoretical? Maybe, but Null plus Null always equals Null! A race of androgo-noians – talk about NULL! The Enterprise swings its “D” into uncharted territory and takes on the brave new world of gender politics for the first time! Talk about boldly going. (The fans were begging for the show to address gay characters – fans, please, stop begging!) After all, we had Riker playing second in command to the Matriarch in “Angel One” in Sea...
Ever wanted to see Worf’s feet? Good news, shrimpers, because they are on display in “Ethics”! That’s right! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! We’ve seen Worf battle all manner of Galaxy-class opponents--from Romulans to Ferengi to Borg--but in this episode, he meets his greatest enemy! BARRELS! Giant ass barrels filled with space stuff that fall off a shelf and crush his spine! Ouch! Good thing it’s the 24th cen...
The Enterprise is scooting around the galaxy when they get a . . . wait for it . . . distress call! The call is only confirmed by the resident empath’s big feelings. Seems a starship went down on the M-Class moon of Mab-Bu IV 172 years ago! But hey, wouldn’t all those people be dead by now? That is unless they had some old-ass Vulcan on board, right? (DId I say, “Went down on Mab-Bu IV”? I did. Yes, I did.) Unfortunately, the crew of the Enterprise D is unable to beam down to the moon’s surfa...
Remember the last time the crew of the Enterprise lost their memories? Yeah, we don’t either, but when they do, it leaves them in quite a “Conundrum.” Find out all about it in this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez . . . The Enterprise is investigating some weird subspace nonsense when they lose their memories in a flash of light. The confused crew do their best to recover while also trying to figure out why their precious computer is also borked when it comes to personal data and mission l...
The Enterprise has had some odd escort gigs, and they’ve had some odd interactions with stars, but being asked to accompany a star fragment? What will they think of next? How about an unknown colony based entirely on eugenics, the practice of manipulating human reproduction to filter out any qualities deemed undesirable by the manipulators? Sounds like some real Nazi shit, doesn’t it? That’s because it is, but don’t tell the colonists of Moab IV because they believe they’re living in a utopia...
Ever wonder what Jean-Luc Picard looks like with hair on his head? Find out in “Violations”! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . Once again, the Enterprise D is making like a Galaxy Class Uber and ferrying some folks around the quadrant. This time, it’s a trio of Ullians, a race who are able to excavate memories from others using telepathy. Sounds like a fun party trick like pulling a quarter out of someone’s ear or guessing their card, but those tricks usually don’t put people i...
One thing we can’t get enough of is kids in space! If that’s something you enjoy as well, then join us for “Hero Worship” . . . Remember the last episode where we got to watch Worf play awkward father to his son, Alexander? Now watch Data play awkward surrogate-father to some kid named Timothy! Seems young Timothy is the sole survivor of a science vessel investigating a “black cluster,” whatever the fuck that is. All we know is everyone on board is dead except Timothy, and the fresh-fac...
The Enterprise is coursing around the galaxy when they’ve been asked to aid in some propulsion event that Geordi gets a space bone about when something even more exciting happens… Worf’s Mom shows up and his son! Hold onto your seats everyone, this space adventure is about to get all up in your… responsibilities! That’s right, just like in the original series when Kirk rolled up his sleeves and was about to get to fist-cuffing, when his five year old son shows up and… wait, that didn’t happen...
Ever wanted to time travel right onto the bridge of your favorite Galaxy-Class starship? Hey, us, too, but we’ll have to settle for watching Max Headroom do it in “A Matter of Time” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . NOW! The Enterprise is on its way to Penthara IV for an emergency rescue mission when Worf notices a temporal anomaly has left something behind. Picard tells Ensign Felton to flip the bitch, and before you know it, he has to take a jump to the left (or is it a step to the...
Have you ever wanted to watch Mr. Spock go to meeting after meeting after meeting? Then do we have an episode for you! It’s “Unification, Part II” and it’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not . . . NOW! Last time, we waited a whole episode to catch a glimpse of Mr. Spock on Romulus. This time we get a whole episode full of him. Here’s Spock in a cave, talking. Here’s Spock in a restaurant, talking. Here’s Spock in some guy’s office, talking. And all the while, Picard and Data are there...
The Enterprise and crew have been coursing around the galaxy, watching dying stars, corking up ship-in-bottle catastrophes, and trying not to have sci-fi adventures -- like in the original series with Kirk and Spock and shit. They aren’t going to have any of that here, either, but they will have Spock. Kinda. Maybe. After receiving news that the venerable ambassador might have defected to the Romulan home world, conveniently called Romulus, Picard and Data engage in some Romulan cosplay and t...
The crew of the Enterprise D is used to Riker bringing something back from Risa, but this time it’s a little more sinister than a run of the mill space STD. It’s something even more contagious, a game! Soon it’s sweeping the ship, and all the crew members and the families and the puppies are addicted to it, and we mean addicted! So addicted, Bev and Riker knock out Data, so the workaholic robot doesn’t spoil their fun. Good thing Wesley Crusher is back, and good thing Ashley Ju . . . Uh, Robi...
What happens when the Enterprise malfunctions, decks are separated from each other and the commanding officer is Lieutenant Troi -- Well “Damages” is what happens! The Enterprise encounters a dying star or a crystalline entity, or the Borg and things go more out of control than ever -- wait, what disables this Galaxy Class spaceship? Point being, the bridge crew is separated as Picard is on a field trip with kids, Data’s off oiling his completely functional… and Riker is, where is Riker...
Ever have your hot date ruined by some lousy ass entity? Riker feels your pain in “Silicon Avatar.” It’s another all-new episode of ST:TNGeez Not Another Star Trek Podcast and it’s coming at you right about . . . What starts as a lovely day on a beautiful new colony quickly becomes a terrifying race for survival as Riker and the Away Team are helping to settle Melona IV when the Crystalline Entity strikes! Remember the Crystalline Entity from season one’s “Datalore”? It’s back and cock-...
Ever wanted to listen to comedy bits written and sound-designed just for your Star Trek the Next Generation sense of humor? Well it’s a Bonus Clip Show Episode — But hold on, it’s actually good, and it’s coming at your right about….. NOW! Ambassador Andrew and Commander Dave E Dave bring you something a little different in this episode because, quite frankly, you deserve it! ...And it has nothing to do with us wanting to re-purpose old material because they think it’s so great! Ri...
Have you ever wanted to see what Tasha Yar should’ve been like? Well, you’re in luck as we get to meet “Ensign Ro” in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right abooooooooooout . . . NOW! Meet the Bajorans! An ancient race of delightful people who have been dispossessed by the occupying Cardassian empire. It appears they’ve just attacked a Federation colony on Solarian IV right next to the Cardassian/Federation border, and squinty Admiral Ke...
Dave and Andrew, their mics wide open because it’s time for Darmok! on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . Season 5 is in full gear as we reach one of the all time classic episodes! The Enterprise D is dispatched to take another swing at establishing communications with the Children of Tama, aka the Tamarians. Seems like previous attempts have failed, so why not send the man who schooled the Sheliak? Remember what a pain in the ass they were? Things get off to a rough start as neith...



