Sad Tits

It's just the boys this week as they discuss Lili becoming a dictator, being absolutely unhinged, talking to yourself, and Lili making a cult. Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

This week Lili transitioned into Max Fine - a standup comedian from Atlanta who loves cats and setting houses on fire. On This episode Elle and Max talk about Craigslist sex workers, guy art, breakups, socks, anxiety and unfortunately for everyone: Phish. Subscribe to our patreon to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow Sad Tits! @sadtitspodcast Follow Max! IG:@maxfine_ Follow Elle and Lili IG/Youtube: @_elleorlando_  IG:@lilsmichelle

First and foremost we need to warn you that the audio for this cut out during the pod and we had to stop and figure it out. SO SORRY. Full unedited episode is on our patreon and it is very fun! Second, this is all jokes! Can you imagine? Third this episode was a hell of a time. Joey and Lili (Peaches and Cream) reunited on the pod for a fun time with their pal Elle. We talked about January 6th, 9/11, the fall of the internet, and other fun lighthearted subjects like that. Joey wants to kiss Lili's mom and we have to be okay with it. Follow Joey: @joeydardano Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

This week the boys welcome long time pal and hilarious comedian Alex Dragicevich! We talk about what it was like growing up in the Chicago area, dating icks, wanting to become a mother, where we would like to live and so much more! Follow Alex @alexdrags Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

Oh the boys are back with a hot one! We thrive when it's just us two because we cannot handle social anxiety. We talk about that, peaking too early and how we grew into our looks, childhood crushes, our other personalities, thinking there is meaning behind dead animals, and whether or not we could be singers. YOU TELL US! Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

This week our guest is Elle's two pals Cody Lewis and Billy Hockman! We talk baby names, happiness, comedy, and so much more. You can follow Cody @codylewiscomedy and Billy @bhockcomedy Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

Happy Pride Month to all! This week we talk about how everyone thinks we're gay (and wishing we were). We fell right into gemini season like joe biden. But most importantly we talked about dating and how much we live in our fantasy worlds! It's a fun time be sure to listen! Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

SAD TITS IS BACK! And better than ever. Elle and Lili catch up after Lili lost her marbles and thought she was going to move to LA but thankfully she is staying in NYC forever with Elle and Sadtits. Elle got a new job at a brewery because her life only lives in a downhill slope and is already getting into it with customers. We discover that Lili thinks Michael Jackson is innocent at the same time Lili shares a birthday with Hitler and Elle reveals she shares a birthday Anne Frank. Give us a review on apple podcasts!! https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1514297634?app=podcast&at=1000lHKX&ct=linktree_http&itscg=30200&itsct=lt_p&ls=1&mt=2 Follow us on IG! SAD TITS: @sadtitspodcast Elle: @_elleorlando_ Lili: @lilimichelle

This week the sad tits is joined by hilarious comedian, Ryan Long. This episode Ryan and Lili fight about if comedy is cool or not and Elle says "yeah" 80 million different ways. This is an episode you don't want to miss. Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_ Ryan: @ryanlongcomedy

this week the boys are joined by original bro and longtime pal brendan sagalow. we talk about masturbating for the first time, our sexual awakenings, being tricked into dates, and dating comedians.  Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_ Brendan: @brendansagalow

this week we are joined by celebrity memoir bookclubs ashley hamilton! we talk about her new pet mouse she found in her house (terrifying), what not to say to dog owners, and bullying kids!  Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_ Ashley: @ashleyhammm

on this episode elle and lili get together to discuss harry and meghan and the hell they have put us through the past couple weeks. on top of bitching about that we bitched about 24 year olds, sibling dynamics, landlords, and being insecure on the pod (yet again). send us your secrets! Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's and episodes: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

this week is really special because the boys get together to talk about elle's beautiful mind and lili's trip to miami. listen to this episode if you really want to understand the psychology behind each of your hosts. with lili's family stories and elle's singing, you won't want to miss this episode, not now not ever.  Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_

Long Island's favorite Pakistani girl Amamah Sardar joins us for a riveting discussion on how bad dating in NYC is, Lili's bullying family members and the multiple times Elle has gotten arrested.  Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_ Amamah: @amamahsardar

Oh boy what a chaotic episode this is with our favorite male comedian fuckboy Usama Siddiquee. He disrupts our normal broadcast and brings in what we can only describe as aries energy into our very mellow world.  Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_ Usama: @usamastandup

In this episode Elle and Lili are joined by retired fuck boy Dylan Palladino. He comes on to share how he's changed since finally finding a girlfriend and who he used to be vs. who he is now. Elle got chased by a guy with a hammer on the subway and we tell Dylan to stop doing that to her. We talk current news and Lili brings everyone down with a story from Canada that no one cared about.  Subscribe to our patreon for exclusive Q&A's: https://www.patreon.com/sadtits Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast Lili: @lilsmichelle Elle: @_elleorlando_ Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

Episode 4! On this episode Lili talks about her weekend in Florida opening for Shane Gillis and how much she enjoys kissing strippers in Ft Lauderdale Florida, how cancel culture has not stopped creepy men with careers from being creeps, and everything and beyond. Live, Laugh, Love, Sadtits!   Follow us!   IG: @sadtitspodcast  Patreon: patreon.com/sadtits

Oh man is this a funny one! Elle and Lili get into HISTORY yeah thats right. History. Lili shares her love of the band Arcade Fire and Elle pretends to know who they are because for absolutely no reason. Elle and Lili talk what it means to be a bad, good, and cool 😎 therapist. Lili and Elle talk school of rock, Jack Black, Lili's cool parties she's always going to, their introverted nature, and discover the meaning of life and solve the climate crisis. Follow us! IG: @sadtitspodcast

Elle and Lili dissect how to fix their toxic behavior, they talk about their first orgasm stories, childhood stories of how they used to trick boys into liking them, hot people, and adderall Follow Elle @_elleorlando_ Follow Lili @lilsmichelle *Head to patreon.com/sadtits for the full episode

This week Lili Michelle and Elle Orlando welcome you to a podcast born as the result of Elle and Lili both losing their Jobs. On this episode they share why they both lost their jobs, their fears of the foot fetish community, rip on halloween costumes, a spider tries to murder Elle, Lili shares the only reason she would ever get excited about a party, Elle and Lili expand on their shared commitment issues that ruin their dating lives, and what classic Youtube videos shaped their personalities. Live laugh Subscribe.