Join us for Episode 3x12 - “Legacies" wherein we witness the most hilarious death ever. Father learns about frisbees and decides to return to his cult and we say farewell to our sassiest of sewer lions and coziest of detectives.
Join us for Episode 3x11 - “The Reckoning" where there’s a new detective that is probably less sympathetic than the crazed serial killer that is running amok. Meanwhile Father abandons everyone to sleep with his pen pal and Mary is a real sadsack.
Join us for Episode 3x09 - “Invictus" in which Gabriel talks a lot. Also, we pretty much wrap everything up in this not-quite-a-series-finale. We are all quite concerned about the state of Vincent’s fried Fozzie Bear hands.
Join us for Episode 3x08 - “Chimes at Midnight" wherein Diana does an amazing escape and Vincent walks into a trap that will undoubtably lead to many murders. We attempt to resolve the most important muppet questions related to Beauty and the Beast.
Join us for Episode 3x10 - “In the Forests of the Night " in which Rolley returns to the tunnels after being shot by the worst guy and Vincent goes on an all-time epic murder spree. Diana remains too casual for excuses.
Join us for Episode 3x07 - “A Time to Heal" wherein Diana takes in a wounded lion man and he trashes her cozy home. Also we dive deep into hottest Beauty and the Beast fan drama and it is bonkers.
Join us for Episode 3x06 - “Beggar’s Comet" in which Elliot takes another hearty try at fatally exploding into the water also Diana finally sees Vincent while on a cozy stakeout.
Join us for Episode 3x05 - “Snow " wherein super badass assassin Lance Henriksen is on the scene and it’s sass-lion hunting season. How did we not know that this episode existed? If you enjoy greatness, this is the episode for you. Also RIP Old Sam… and only Old Sam.
Join us for Episode 3x04 - “Nevermore " in which Vincent meets up with Elliot to compare hairstyles and Diana gets a little creepy.
Join us for Episode 3x03 - “Walk Slowly" wherein no one really cares about children that much. Jenny Aronson makes her return and Joe hires our new favorite character Diana Bennett to solve Catherine’s murder.
Join us for Episode 3x01 and 3x02 - “Though Lovers Be Lost" in which Catherine fucks Vincent back to life and then gets pregnant before being kidnapped by Stephen McHattie. This ep is next level extreme and shocking.
Join us for Episode 2x22 - “The Rest Is Silence" wherein Vincent is going black lodge Vincent and taking out Catherine’s apartment along the way. It’s a wild ending to season two.
Join us for Episode 2x21 - "Ceremony of Innocence" in which Paracelsus pulls a real Paracelsus and then we learn just how fucked up Paracelsus is. It’s a real wild one. Also, Shaft wears a tie that perplexes us.
Will joins us for Episode 2x20 - "What Rough Beast" wherein a reporter realizes that there is an unusually high number of brutal maulings happening and Paracelsus hatches a plan for Vincent to realize he is a murderer.
Join us for Episode 2x19 - "The Hollow Men" in which rich kids are murdering people for fun. Vincent is appalled by the brutal murder and responds as per usual… with murder. We document a wild array of fashions.
Join us for Episode 2x18 - "A Kingdom by the Sea" wherein the guy that attempted to murder holocaust survivors is being pursued by a South American Death Squad for forcing Capitalism into a leftist nation and for some reason the CIA is backing the leftist in this outrageous fantasy world.
Join us for Episode 2x17 - "Trial” in which we meet our favorite lawyer Virginia Sheets. We spend all episode in a courtroom drama but somehow Vincent still finds a way to make it all about himself.
Join us for Episode 2x16 - "A Distant Shore" wherein Catherine goes out of town for four days and almost nothing happens at all. It is truly wild that this was even put on television. Despite the complete lack of conflict there are some wild fashions and décor.
Join us for Episode 2x15 - "The Watcher" in which a creep peeper stalks, kidnaps, and murders Catherine. Whether he is employed by Father or Jenny, we aren’t sure.
Join us for Episode 2x14 - "When the Blue Bird Sings" wherein Catherine has to deal with a creeper thieving ghost and Jenny Aranson who is definitely the leader of a cult.