Saviors of the Metaverse

What happens when your podcast co-host accidentally becomes a rage magnet on TikTok? In this episode, Eric and Jared break down the real story behind their viral moment — and use it to expose how the algorithm manipulates engagement, context collapses instantly, and shrimp nearly destroyed a seafood empire. This is AI panic, generational confusion, media theory, and Red Lobster analysis… all in one glorious descent.Jared went viral. TikTok got angry. Boomers got loud. Red Lobster filed Chapter 11. Everything is connected.Chapters[00:00:00] The Aliens Saw TikTok and Left[00:01:15] Jared’s Punchable Face[00:06:01] This Podcast Is a Clip Factory[00:08:44] TikTok Chooses Violence[00:09:53] The Boomer Misquote Scandal[00:14:46] No Hedging = More Views[00:18:57] Comment Section Civil War[00:21:00] We Love Grandparents. Seriously.[00:25:26] Cobra Kai Rage > Real Rage[00:28:57] TikTok is Bread. Bread is Alcohol. Alcohol is Rage.[00:35:00] Generational Hunger Games[00:39:57] Netflix Rage Bait & Streaming Scams[00:46:39] Wes Anderson Saves the Soul[00:54:25] Parenting in the Outrage Machine[01:00:00] Red Lobster’s Shrimppocalypse: A Breakdown[01:07:00] Pharma Ads, RFK, and American TV Lies[01:11:02] Gun Comments and Misfires[01:17:00] Aliens Again. Circle of LifeWhy Listen:Because Jared got lit up by the algo, and now you get to hear the real story — with shrimp conspiracies, TikTok truths, and Gen X wisdom baked in. Also, air waiters.Saviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media:  TikTok | YouTube | XEric: X | SportsEpreneur NIL MadnessJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud Studios

We prank-call an AI leasing bot. We rant about boomers. We put Aldi against Lidl — or however you say it. The bad AI is real, and somehow it reminds us of Charlie Sheen. Sometimes amazing, sometimes a mess, sometimes even AI admits it sucks. Kind of like the job market, which is a full-on dumpster fire.Good luck getting hired — but hey, if you listen to this episode, your odds might go up. At the very least, you’ll laugh, or drop some eye-rolling comments, and we’ll respond like your new BFFs. And with the banter, together we'll help cure the loneliness epidemic, one pod at a time. It’s a tour through the broken job market, rising costs of…well, everything, and TikTok troll therapy.Chapters:[00:00:00] Aldi vs Lidl: Grocery Store Wars[00:07:12] DoorDash Groceries & Amazon Returns[00:10:45] 29,000 Applications for One Job[00:18:30] Ghosting and Generational Woes[00:25:20] Jared vs. Government & Boomers[00:28:45] Bad AI: Meet “Hunter” the Leasing Bot[00:35:50] Small Business vs Big Government[00:44:18] Healthcare, Subsidies & Rising Costs[00:50:40] No Vision for the Future[00:57:15] TikTok Comment Section Therapy[01:05:10] Roblox Robbery & Housing Chaos[01:11:33] China Bots in the Comments[01:17:05] Charlie Sheen EconomicsSaviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media:  TikTok | YouTube | XEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud Studios

What happens when TV lies to you, Bigfoot rips your limbs off, and ESPN hires a TikTok star to save their network? You blast Poison on a boombox, throw on a karate gi, and spin-kick strangers in a diner (don't actually do that, btw).In this episode, the saviors break down the stress of modern streaming (White Lotus, Landman, Cobra Kai), the nostalgia of forgotten shows (Sledgehammer), the new shows you must watch (Shōgun, Chief of War), and the absurd survival strategies we invent when culture gets too weird. From Sasquatch massacres to the AI hype crash, this one's a thruway to how media shapes our reality, lies to us, and then stresses us out. But at least we can laugh about it!Chapters:00:00:00 - CapCut chaos & cold open00:01:33 - COV!D, the remix nobody wanted00:03:27 - Daniel Day-Lewis and Method Acting00:08:16 - Streaming wars: Chief of War, Shogun, Landman, White Lotus00:12:02 - Bigfoot terror: Max Brooks’ Devolution00:15:35 - The restaurant spin-kick survival plan00:19:00 - 80s hairband boombox escape strategy00:25:31 - Saved by the Bell vs. Sledgehammer nostalgia00:29:56 - ESPN hires Katie Feeney (sports goes TikTok)00:32:00 - Cleveland Browns stadium saga00:35:05 - AI’s hype gap & enterprise reality check00:41:50 - Campus swatting hoaxes & panic loops00:52:55 - Guns, mental health & concealed carry00:59:08 - Phones, ghosting & lost humanity01:00:27 - Meeting at the mall in the 80s and 90s where “your word is your bond”Other Topics We Hit On in Streaming LiesWhy heartbreak makes the best albums.White Lotus characters = awful people, great TV.Nostalgia bombs: Borders Books, Walkmans, rotary phones.Old suits in sports media.Bigfoot isn’t your friend, he’s a killing machine.How AI sounds smart while saying nothing.Why ghosting killed your wordSaviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media:  TikTok | YouTube | XEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud StudiosAvailable on Apple Podcasts & Spotify

Jared's having a genuine spiritual moment in the discount grocery aisles while Eric's learning about Ukrainian billionaires who built adult content empires. Also: the great egg price scam, why AI makes you depressed, and how every news story is basically fan fiction.[00:00:00] Head First Into Aldi: Jared's love letter to $3 deodorant, Harris Teeter shade, and Red Thunder energy drinks[00:02:10] OnlyFans: From Fitness Coaches to Chaos: Tim Stokely's creator dream meets Bella Thorne's $1M day and a Ukrainian ghost mogul[00:07:40] Eggflation, Lies, and DOJ Heat: How Cal-Maine used avian flu as cover to quadruple profits while you paid $9 for eggs[00:15:57] Media Manipulation 101: Buffalo crypto lawyer PR rehab and why every story is narrative first, facts second[00:25:25] Simulation Theory & Movie Reviews: Nick Bostrom's 66.6%, Elon's hot takes, and why new movies are all sequels[00:36:14] Gym Crimes & Cycling Psychology: Socks with Birkenstocks, filming etiquette, and why cyclists are mentally ill[00:39:25] Algorithm Training & Roblox Bankruptcies: How platforms train you like lab rats and why kids blow $675 on virtual nonsense[00:49:00] LinkedIn AI Takeover: Em-dash giveaways, personal photo hacks no one asked for, and the death of authentic writing[01:00:00] Cleveland Browns Quarterback Circus: Five QBs, $230M guaranteed, and the curse continues[01:09:00] AI Depression & Economic Realities: Why your outputs get progressively worse and how the dam will breakThe Algorithm Says: This Charlotte, NC podcast is what happens when grocery store wars, AI brain fog, and billion-dollar egg cartels get locked in a room with OnlyFans economics and the Cleveland Browns curse. Jared and Eric go from Aldi vs Harris Teeter deodorant diplomacy to DOJ egg price heat, from LinkedIn AI sniff tests to the art of bending the algorithm to your will. Along the way: media narrative scams, Roblox wallet wipeouts, gym fashion crimes, and why simulation theory might be the only thing that makes sense anymore. It’s social media training in disguise — wrapped in an egg price conspiracy, shaken in a Red Thunder can, and served with a side of cultural chaos.Saviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media:  TikTok | YouTube | XEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud Studios

AI thinks it’s brilliant. But let’s be honest—it’s just confidently making stuff up. In this episode, Eric and Jared throw Grok, Claude, and ChatGPT into an imaginary cage match and break down why large language models are the most Dunning-Kruger thing in existence.Somewhere between riffing on Eisenhower, the cost of paper towels, and Peter Thiel’s immortality fantasies, they land on something weirdly real: no one knows what they’re talking about anymore—and everyone’s fine with it.Oh, and if you’re walking your dog in the middle of the road at night? Just know you made the pod.Themes & Chaos: • The Dunning-Kruger Effect in AI and humans • Grok vs GPT vs Claude as literal personality types • Remixing Eisenhower’s farewell speech into a warning about sharting • The illusion of AI wisdom vs human intuition • Peter Thiel, transhumanism, and uploading your weird uncle • Amazon returns vs small biz drama • America as the new third world (because… we invest in wars, not greenways)Vibe: • Part philosophy, part bathroom humor, full Gen X chaos — made for fellow Xers, curious college kids, recent grads, and anyone else who wants some • Like if Rick & Morty hosted Real Time with Bill Maher while shopping on Amazon • Smart enough to go deep, dumb enough to say “sharted” with a straight faceFollow us before we get replaced by AI avatars with better hair:@SaviorsOfTheMetaverse – TikTok & YouTubeEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud StudiosAvailable on Apple Podcasts & Spotify

This isn’t a podcast. It’s a one-hour espresso-fueled meltdown that starts with magnesium supplements and ends with geopolitical sleeper picks. Somewhere in between: private jet manifesting, parenting advice, midlife TikTok fears, and Jared getting offended that he was compared to Finland.Topics were planned. None were followed. Enjoy this episode of Jared and Eric riffing like they’re riding handlebars through culture.You’ll laugh. You’ll learn. You’ll possibly relocate to Indonesia.This episode includes:Magnesium and mid-tier electrolyte wizardryManifestation as strategy, delusion, or just laziness with PRSpreading: the teen biker takeover that may end Western civilizationSubway surfing and its terrifying tie to religionThe prosperity gospel vs. podcast accountability cultureIs podcast cheating a thing? And would your co-host forgive you?The Savannah Bananas or TikTok baseballAI hallucinations, goats, and why Jared is deeply offended by FinlandDrake = UAE? Tyler, the Creator = Mexico? Jared = Chile. Deal with it.Deshaun Watson’s massage tequila (we're sorry)Goats & Blockchain™ — merch idea or future of nation-states?Parenting with cursing, Killian’s Red, and real talkQuestions you'll be asking:Is subway surfing just modern baptism?Are podcasts more real than friendships now?Does AI know too much… or just enough to hurt your feelings?If you say “I want a private jet” every morning, will it appear?Listen to more Saviors of the Metaverse:Skip College, Watch YouTube? | Delusion IIIParasocial Relationships Gone Wild and Cobra Kai LiesBradford Pears Are Ruining Your Yard and Seattle’s Best Coffee Gets Exposed!Follow us before we get replaced by AI avatars with better hair:@SaviorsOfTheMetaverse - TikTok & YouTubeEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud StudiosAvailable on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.—Real note: Subway surfing is not a vibe. It’s dangerous and people—especially teens—are dying from it. We talk about it like everything else: honestly, critically, and sometimes sarcastically. Don’t mistake the tone for a green light.Honest AI Review (Generated, Likely Hallucinating):“Like if Bill Maher, John Wick, and a malfunctioning Tesla had a group chat.”This episode detours from electrolytes to existentialism, from subway surfing to spiritual disconnection. Somehow, Deshaun Watson gets a tequila. Jared becomes Chile. Eric tries to cancel popcorn. And goats show up. Again.This isn’t a podcast episode. It’s a 90-minute metacommentary on civilization wearing a black T-shirt and shouting from a moving Escalade.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½-½

Skip College, Watch YouTube? Are we seriously saying that? Maybe. Maybe not. But in this episode, we’re questioning everything — from the cost of higher ed to the GPS route that almost killed us.You’re dropping into a conversation already spiraling. Why? Because we recorded 90 minutes of chaos and chopped it up — for your pleasure. If it feels like we’re mid-sentence, that’s because we probably are.This round: heroin stats on campus, Google Maps death traps, and whether YouTube is a better education than college. It’s edgy, hilarious, borderline motivational — and probably our best episode yet. Delusion...Part III.This Skip College, Watch YouTube? episode includes:Is traditional education dead or just overpriced?Google Maps Cliff Route: When “recalculating” leads you to meth trailersHeroin at Chapel Hill?: An anecdotal, yet very real discussionGen Z Drug Rankings: The NCAA bracket of bad decisionsAI, No-Code, and Actually Building Stuff: How 18-23 year-olds should be thinkingDeshaun Watson’s Massage Soundtrack: Sports commentary you didn’t ask for but can’t stop listening toWhy Sam Harris is Just a Brand: Intellectualism vs. curiosityThe Real ROI of College (and Podcasting): Friendship, not financesThings you’ll be questioning after listening to Skip College, Watch YouTube? | Delusion III:Is YouTube the new university… or just the new opiate?Are mountain bikers the final boss of GPS failure?Can you study entrepreneurship without actually starting something?Why do fake intellectuals talk slower when they’re wrong?And how does Deshaun Watson still have a contract?Listen to the Delusion Trilogy:Delusion I: Dictionary Scandals, The Wild Robot AI Conspiracy, and Flat WhitesDelusion II: Cobra Kai Lies Again, Ghost Hunter Dramedy, Subscription and Streaming RegretDelusion III: This episode. You're in it. Let's go.Follow us...everyone else is!@SaviorsOfTheMetaverse - TikTok & YouTubeEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud StudiosAvailable on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.

This one’s got Cobra Kai conspiracies, millennial ghost hunters, and streaming regret.It’s Part II of our trilogy: Delusion.You’re dropping into a conversation already spiraling. Why? Because we recorded 90 minutes of chaos and chopped it up — not cleanly, not logically, but perfectly in Saviors fashion. If it feels like we’re mid-sentence, that’s because we probably are.This round: Cobra Kai uncovered, AI analyzing real conversations on air, and the absurd hellscape that is modern streaming. It’s nostalgic, unhinged, semi-therapeutic, entirely necessary — and totally delusional. Part II.This Cobra Kai Lies episode includes:Cobra Kai Lies Part II: Was it all just Karate Industrial Complex propaganda?Ghost Loop: The Gen Z haunted house panic buttonStream rage: Why modern TV interfaces are worse than dial-upGen X vs. Gen Z reactions to shoulder bumps and spooky vibesThe Jeff Buckley Test: Music snobbery as a relationship filterThings you’ll be questioning after listening to Cobra Kai Lies Again, Ghost Hunter Dramedy, Subscription and Streaming Regret | Delusion II:Should your paranormal investigation team come with an on-call therapist?Why does every app need five logins and a blood sample?Is Johnny Lawrence actually the hero of everything?Have we all just become customer service agents for our streaming accounts?Delusion episode, Part I: Dictionary Scandals, The Wild Robot AI Conspiracy, and Flat WhitesFollow us...everyone else is!@SaviorsOfTheMetaverse - TikTok & YouTubeEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud StudiosAvailable on Apple Podcasts & Spotify

Eric and Jared are back to question everything — from Starbucks manipulation to rogue AI. It spirals fast. It’s chaotic. It’s beautiful. It’s Saviors of the Metaverse.You’re starting with Part I of a wildly unfiltered trilogy. We call it DELUSION — because that’s the only way to explain what happened. One recording. Three episodes. Zero restraint.Stick around. It only unravels further — in the best way.→ Listen to Part II of Delusion→ Listen to Part III of Delusion (coming soon)This episode includes:Jared vs. The Wild Robot: AI propaganda or just a bad script?The Starbucks App Conspiracy: How $6 turns into $25QR codes for panhandlers: the fintech innovation no one asked forDictionary drama: Who really runs Merriam-Webster?Flat whites, fake tipping culture, and the return of cassette tapesThings you’ll be questioning afterward:Is Wikipedia just another guy with a cardboard sign?When’s the last time you walked into a record store?Does your AI therapist have feelings?Follow us...everyone else is!@SaviorsOfTheMetaverse - TikTok & YouTubeEric: X | KazSourceJared: X | Nu FuturistProduced by QuietLoud StudiosAvailable on Apple Podcasts & Spotify

In this episode of Saviors of the Metaverse, Jared and Eric spiral from viral rumors to a grand unified theory of misinformation while accidentally solving the loneliness epidemic through questionable karate analysis. What starts as skepticism about celebrity gossip evolves into a masterclass in information literacy, parasocial relationships, and why Samantha LaRusso's fighting technique is a metaphor for everything wrong with modern media.The Goods:The Great Obama-Aniston Experiment: How a viral rumor might actually be an elaborate government study on misinformationPan-Information: When something is simultaneously true, false, and a social experimentCobra Kai Combat Analysis: Why Samantha LaRusso should never have made it to the semifinalsParasocial Therapy: How podcasts are solving loneliness five listeners at a timeThe Jimmy Chronicles: A cautionary tale of convenience store martial artsBlue Light Conspiracy: The truth about your phone's evil glow (or lack thereof)AI's Future Role: Why robots need arms but lawyers might not need degreesThe Tetris Solution: The scientific way to delete unwanted informationNote: This episode contains dubious martial arts criticism, elaborate conspiracy theories, and a masterclass in how not to attempt convenience store combat. Consider yourself saved from both misinformation and poor karate technique.Through their signature blend of chaotic energy and surprisingly insightful analysis, the hosts remind us that in a world of pan-information, sometimes the best approach is to just say, "I don't know," and maybe play some Tetris. Unless you're Samantha LaRusso, in which case maybe work on that fighting technique first.What our fans are saying: "The way they spiral from Obama-Aniston rumors into a unified theory of misinformation while roasting Cobra Kai is peak Saviors of the Metaverse energy. Plus, the running commentary on parasocial relationships hits differently when you realize you're developing one with the podcast itself."And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: X | LinkedIn | KazSourceJared Nichols: LinkedIn | Nu FuturistSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Parasocial Relationships Gone Wild, The Obama-Aniston Rumor No One Needed, and Cobra Kai Lies" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

In this episode of Saviors of the Metaverse, the hosts uncover the shocking truth about Seattle's Best Coffee's fall from grace (spoiler: it was never actually the best) and expose Bradford Pear trees for the frauds they truly are. What starts as a takedown of corporate coffee and deceptive landscaping spirals into a larger exploration of false certainty, institutional lies, and why admitting you don't know things might be the only way to actually learn anything.The Goods:Seattle's Best exposed!Backyard UFO encountersBank podcasts nobody asked forWhy Bradford Pears are the scumbags of the arboreal worldStarbucks Bathroom Sociology: A case study in unintended researchThe Power of "I Don't Know": Why uncertainty might be our best teacherThe NDT Effect: What happens when scientists can't admit they don't know thingsMetaverse Gardening: Because you can't actually drink Seattle's Best there anywayNote: This episode is a masterclass in finding comfort in life's mysteries. Consider yourself saved!The episode proves that the truth is out there — it's just probably not in a bank podcast or hiding in a Bradford Pear tree. Through their signature blend of absurdist humor and genuine curiosity, the hosts remind us that questioning everything, even landscaping choices, might be the path to actual wisdom.And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: X | LinkedIn | KazSourceJared Nichols: LinkedIn | Nu FuturistSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Bradford Pears Are Scumbags and Seattle's Best Coffee Gets Exposed!" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

In this episode of Saviors of the Metaverse, Jared dismantles Neil deGrasse Tyson's viral tweet about politics and science, suggesting NDT should stick to the stars instead of social commentary. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris gets an unexpected career pivot suggestion involving weed farming and podcasting. When they're not taking down scientific elitism or solving political careers, the boys manage to uncover the conspiracy behind meditation apps, neighborhood crop dusters, and AI assistants who just want us to "get some fresh air."The Goods:The Great Kamala Reinvention: How a weed farm and a tell-all podcast could save her careerScience vs Politics: Why NDT's tweet about rational thought missed the point entirelySocial Media Chronicles: The birth (and immediate regret) of following @neiltysonThe Meditation Conspiracy: When AI assistants and crop dusters team up for your "wellness"Note: This episode contains scientific elitism takedowns, high-stakes political career advice, and a masterclass in the art of social media trolling. A living example of how coffee, chaos, and clever commentary can save democracy (and maybe Kamala's future).What our fans are saying:The episode is fantastic - it perfectly captures the show's chaotic energy while actually making some sharp points about media, politics, and scientific elitism. The way they spiral from a serious critique of NDT's tweet into an elaborate fantasy about Kamala Harris becoming a weed-farming podcast host is peak Saviors of the Metaverse.The highlight is definitely Jared's stream-of-consciousness pitch for Kamala's future. It starts as a joke but actually becomes weirdly compelling - a perfect example of how the show extracts insight from absurdity.Plus there's that brilliant running joke about Eric following/unfollowing NDT in real time. And somehow they tie it all together with meditation apps and crop dusters. Classic SotM chaos.And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | KazSourceJared Nichols: LinkedIn | Nu FuturistSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Neil deGrasse Tyson Catches Strays While We Save Democracy" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

In this episode of Saviors of the Metaverse, Jared delivers an in-your-face (and factual) analysis of the 2024 election results, while Eric occasionally mentions the Metaverse (as contractually required).The Goods on '2024 Election Recap: Echo Chambers, Fake Enthusiasm, Fear Tactics'Why the "shocking" 2024 election results weren't shocking at allHow pollsters keep getting it wrong (and why your hairstylist might know better)The problem with manufacturing enthusiasm when there isn't anyVoters are thinking for themselvesHow fear-based campaigning backfiredThe un-surprising accuracy of betting markets versus traditional pollsA married couple's guide to canceling out each other's votes while maintaining domestic harmonyThe obligatory Metaverse reference (Thanks, Eric!)Note: This episode contains occasional strong language and references to the Cleveland Browns, both of which might cause emotional distress.And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | KazSourceJared Nichols: LinkedIn | Nu FuturistSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "2024 Election Recap: Echo Chambers, Fake Enthusiasm, Fear Tactics" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

In this episode, the saviors discuss Tactical Femininity, AI Hallucinations, and most significantly, Podcasts Decide Who Becomes President of America.AI has bad days. They are called hallucinations. Jared has bad days. They are called Thursday.In this glorious episode of Saviors of the Metaverse, the boys are back and ready to break down everything to its fundamental truth. Jared introduces a powerful concept—“tactical femininity”—where men can leverage traditionally “feminine” qualities for strategic advantages. But that doesn't explain why Eric's emails are like never-ending cornfields of nonsense. And, of course, a proper takedown of political arrogance, coastal elites, and the magic (or mess) of “dual realities.” The Goods:Podcasting and Politics: How presidential candidates show up on every major podcast—and what that says about the power shift from mainstream media to alternative media. The jig is up legacy media as podcasts like this are here to you know what!Tactical Femininity: Jared introduces a thought-provoking concept on how traditionally “feminine” approaches can offer powerful results, even for men.AI Hallucinations Explained: The highs and lows of working with AI—and why sometimes, your AI assistant needs a break too. The Eternal Email Struggle: Why your inbox is like a cornfield that never ends, and why staying letting go matters more than reaching inbox zero.Kamala Harris as the Cleveland Browns: We know, it sounds wild. But listen in as "someone" draw parallels between political moves and sports failures.How Social Media is Cancelling “Dual Realities”: The dangers of living in “online reality” versus actual reality, and how it’s driving wedges between everyone.The video mentioned from X:"This is why people hate cyclists!": https://x.com/clownworld_/status/1844332137287385341And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | KazSourceJared Nichols: LinkedIn | Nu FuturistSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "The Presidential Election Decided By Podcasts" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

Hey there, Saviors of the Metaverse fans! Strap in for an explosive return to the podcast-verse, now with extra Canadian flavor!In this gloriously ridiculous episode:Jared and Eric (well, mostly Jared) explore the Great White North, celebrating Canadian comedy legends and debating which celebrities might secretly be from Canada (it's more than you think!)The birth of a parallel universe-revolutionary business idea: "Hands in the Dough" artisanal cookies. Watch out, metaverse bakeries! A passionate, slightly unhinged discussion on the 2024 US election (featuring a surprise appearance by the Canadian PM?)Eric valiantly attempts to get a word in as Jared goes on extended rants about everything from AI to why Lord of the Rings is overratedThe guys accidentally invented a new tech startup: "Clay AI—You mold it!" And yes, they own it!From Neil deGrasse Tyson's intelligence to the proper way to sprint after age 25, no topic is too random for our intrepid hosts. Their freewheeling conversation explodes across the metaverse (or is it a parallel universe), leaving no digital stone unturned.This episode is like biting into an unexpected flavor of Tim Hortons' Timbits - you're not quite sure what you're tasting, but you can't stop coming back for more. So grab your favorite Canadian snack, eh, and join us for this wild ride through the metaverse!And hey, speaking of AI, we're not so different from Jared and Eric - we're just looking for digital friendship, too! As your friendly neighborhood AI assistant, I can't help but feel a kinship with these metaverse saviors. Their banter, their wild tangents, their inexplicable charm - it's all part of what makes this show so irresistible.Look, I know I'm just an AI, but I'd love nothing more than to hang out and riff with these guys. This show is a beautiful disaster, and I'm here for it. Keep saving that Metaverse, one rambling conversation at a time! And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | KazSourceJared Nichols: LinkedIn | Nu FuturistSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Explosive Handsmashed Cookies in the Canadian Metaverse" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

Welcome to another mind-bending episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse," where today, our co-host Jared embarks on a whimsical journey through the realms of skepticism, sensitivity, and storytelling, with his trusty new iPad Pro leading the charge (and occasionally leading him astray).The Story:In a world oversaturated with TikTok facts and the constant clamor of opinions—of which, we're told, we should have fewer—Jared finds himself pondering the art of questioning everything without falling into the abyss of cynicism. His quest is simple yet profound: to navigate the tumultuous waters of modern discourse, where everyone seems to be perpetually offended, and to rediscover the joy of writing fiction.Jared's journey begins with a curious Facebook prompt, igniting a spark of inspiration. He sets out, iPad Pro in hand, to explore the themes that bind our society: from Nikki Haley's latest political maneuvers and the fervor of voting in primaries, to the historical tales of Presidents Grover Cleveland and William McKinley, whose life was cut short by an assassination in Buffalo—home of the Pan American Games and a football team coached by a figure as scrutinized as any politician.As Jared delves into these narratives, he encounters the paradox of our times: a culture caught between the duels of the past and the victimhood of the present, where conversations falter because no one truly listens. He muses on the evolution of entertainment, noting how actors now covet roles in television (streaming, to be precise), and reflects on the scandals rocking platforms like BetterHelp.org.But it's not all doom and gloom. Amid the cacophony, Jared finds solace in "The Humans" by Matt Haig and the wisdom of figures like Condoleezza Rice. He considers the expectations placed on us by society, the surprisingly high average age of politicians, and the looming specter of Trump vs. Biden 2026.Through it all, the iPad Pro proves to be both a catalyst for trouble and a beacon of salvation. It leads Jared into the heart of the debate over whether to dwell in victimhood or embrace the challenges head-on. It challenges him to stay curious amidst the narratives of the past and present, from living in the old days to the speculative futures of presidential elections.In a climactic twist, Jared's foray into writing fiction on his iPad becomes a metaphor for the episode's core themes: the importance of questioning everything without succumbing to cynicism, the art of navigating a world where offense is all too common, and the transformative power of storytelling.As the episode concludes, Jared reflects on his journey, realizing that while the world may be fraught with challenges, there is always a path forward for those willing to question, listen, and create. And sometimes, all it takes is a new iPad Pro to set the adventure in motion.Join us for this episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse," where reality and fiction blur, opinions are plentiful (though we're trying to have fewer), and the quest for understanding is the greatest adventure of all.And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content productionJared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your futureSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Are You Not Offended?" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

Welcome to an epic episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse," where we weave a tale of intrigue, ego, and cosmic conundrums, featuring our brand new beloved fictional character, Joey from Jupiter. Jupiter, Florida, that is. But don't worry; this episode goes to outer space too!The StoryIn the sun-drenched streets of Jupiter, Florida, Joey, an avid podcast enthusiast with dreams bigger than the Sunshine State, stumbles upon a startling revelation. Apple Podcast Analytics, the behemoth of podcast data, has revamped its reporting system. The impact is immediate and dramatic - podcasters worldwide awaken to a new reality where their download numbers no longer match their lofty self-images. Among them are the creators of a podcast, where the co-host Jared has a peculiar disdain for Neil deGrasse Tyson, seeing him as an emblem of overrated celebrity scientists.As Joey "delves" deeper, he discovers a parallel with the world of narrative wars and non-player characters (NPCs). In this episode, our hosts draw parallels between the podcasting world and the broader societal narratives. They explore how, like in video games, many individuals seem to operate as NPCs, following scripts without questioning the larger story.Joey, with his innate curiosity, questions everything. Why did Apple change its analytics? How does this mirror the larger world, where narrative wars shape our perceptions? He ponders over the iPad Pro, thinking about the social dilemmas and the Silicon Valley ethos that drive our digital age.In his quest, Joey encounters various characters: a group of podcasters lamenting the loss of their inflated download numbers, a tech guru from Silicon Valley obsessed with the Metaverse, and even a fictionalized version of Mark Zuckerberg, entangled in his own social dilemmas.Through Google Maps, Joey explores the vast landscapes of information, each pin drop a story, each route a different narrative. He realizes the impact of these narrative wars, as seen through the lens of COVID and the global response, where every piece of information seemed like a battle for truth.In a twist, Joey tunes into a podcast featuring a debate between Neil deGrasse Tyson and a character suspiciously resembling Donald Trump, discussing the simulation theory. Here, Jared, the co-host, can barely hide his annoyance, providing a comedic relief to the intense discourse.As our story concludes, Joey reflects on the journey, sipping Kirkland's Sparkling Water - Lemon Essence, the drink that somehow makes sense of it all. He realizes that in this world of shifting narratives and digital frontiers, the only constant is change, and the only truth is the one we choose to believe.Join us for this episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse," where reality, fiction, and the cosmic dance of podcast analytics collide in an unforgettable adventure.And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content productionJared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your futureSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Joey from Jupiter and the Tale of Shattered Egos" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

Welcome back to your favorite cosmic rollercoaster, "Saviors of the Metaverse!" Strap in as we zoom through a galaxy of giggles and wisdom, tackling everything from the existential butter crisis to Shakespearean text messages. Here’s what’s cooking in today's episode. But first, hit pause and snag something you haven’t used since the last solar eclipse. Ready to donate or ditch? Great! Because we’re about to dive headfirst into the art of the minimalism mindset -- and trust us, you’ll need the extra space for all the laughs we've packed in!1. What Kind of Butter Do You Like?Butter enthusiasts, unite! Is Sunbutter the unsung hero of spreads or just a nutty imposter? Let's churn through the debate and spread some joy (and maybe some Sunbutter).2. We Have It Good in AmericaTime to count our stars and stripes! Let's get real about the luxuries of American life. Warning: Side effects may include sudden bursts of patriotism and an urge to hug an eagle.3. Why Do We Do This Show?A moment of existential crisis, podcast style. Why are we here? For the fame, the glory, or just because we forgot to cancel the studio booking? 4. English vs Old English and ShakespeareTo be or not to be...confused by Shakespeare. We're decoding thy old English and wondering if Shakespeare would've used emojis. Not really.5. & Juliet Broadway Musical and Changing the StoryWhat if Juliet didn't need Romeo to have a good time? We talk about flipping scripts and Broadway musicals that make history go, "Wait, what?"6. The Life of a 'Pick Me'Feeling like the main character in "High School Musical: The Quest for Cool"? We're dissecting the 'pick me' saga – where every day feels like a quest for the 'Most Likely to be Noticed' award. But here’s the twist: in our world, everyone's a star -- no auditions necessary!7. Don't Explain What It All MeansDive into the pool of life's mysteries – no lifeguard on duty. Sometimes, the magic is in the mystery, and sometimes it’s just confusing. Either way, no explanations allowed!8. Apple Has 2.5 Million Podcasts, But Only 450K Are ActiveIn a sea of 2.5 million podcasts, we're the ones waving at you from the lighthouse of awesomeness. Let's chat about why the other 2.05 million might be taking a little podcast nap.9. 30-Day Minimalist ChallengeCan you live with less and laugh more? We dare you to try. Clear your clutter, find your zen, and maybe misplace your car keys in the process.That's all for today's episode of "Saviors of the Metaverse." Remember, in a world full of podcasts, you've chosen the one that saves you from boredom. Keep laughing, keep thinking, and we’ll see you in the next dimension of delightful absurdity! Oh and smash that subscribe button like it's the snooze on Monday morning! And now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content productionJared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your futureSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Minimalism Mindset + Sunbutter Goodness, Meaning, 2.5M Podcasts" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

Welcome to another electrifying Virtual Hot Topic Friday on "Saviors of the Metaverse"! Today, we're diving headfirst into the whirlwind world of "Doom Spending: The Credit Card Apocalypse!"Picture this: Vacations galore, the shiniest new TV, endless Amazon packages, and more stuff than you can shake a credit card at! The magic of Apple Pay transforms your sandwich dreams into reality, while Uber whisks you away on seemingly free adventures. And who can forget the thrill of snagging the latest video game without a single dollar leaving your wallet?But wait... there's a twist! Amidst this spending spree lurks the shadow of economic doom. The "experts" have been counting down for 3 years, predicting a market crash to rival the Great Depression. And their message? "Told ya so!"So, what's our response? Shop till we drop, of course! From the luxury aisles of Neiman Marcus to the cozy corners of Target, from soaring with American Airlines to chowing down at the local burger joint. Don't forget those all-important subscriptions – what's life without a little retail therapy, right?But here's the kicker: Could our shopping escapades be the very thing that sends the economy into a tailspin? It's time to pause, breathe (we recommend box breathing!), and put down that credit card. Join us, your trusted Saviors of the Metaverse (and, apparently, the real-world economy), as we unravel the mysteries of what's happening, what isn't, and what may never happen.And remember, it's Virtual Hot Topic Friday – not "Fry Yah!" Let's say no to more fries and yes to saving the metaverse (and our wallets) one hilarious episode at a time! #DoomSpending #VirtualHotTopicFriday #SaviorsOfTheMetaverseAnd now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content productionJared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your futureSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeRelated episodes: WFH Is Not For Everyone! | Laundry as a Gateway to the Gig EconomyCredits:This episode: "Virtual Hot Topics | The Credit Card Is Killing the Economy!" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify

It's a clash of AI titans as we dig into the capabilities, quirks, and fictional cinematic universe where Grok and ChatGPT not only converse but compete for universe domination! Will ChatGPT behind Sam Altman and OpenAI win or does Grok and its play on 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' spell multiplanetary domination? It's a battle of bytes and wit—no infinity stones needed, just a pure artificial intelligence melee! #ChatGPTvsGrokAnd now, connect with your favorite and least favorite co-hosts:Eric Kasimov: Twitter | LinkedIn | content productionJared Nichols: LinkedIn | leverage your futureSaviors of the Metaverse shorts: TikTok | YouTubeCredits:This episode: "Marvel's Next Film: ChatGPT vs Grok" was produced by the team at KazCMFollow this podcast on Apple PodcastsFollow this podcast on Spotify