Scary’s Stories

Follow @scarysstoriespodcast on Instagram. Scary speaks about something that grabs his attention. You can look forward to guests, stories, insights, and more! Nothing is off limits as he waxes ecstatic about anything and everything. Get involved and write in with topics that you’d like to hear Scary’s thoughts on. Catch Scary’s Stories every week wherever you get your podcasts! * these are stories, in which some the details may or may not be true *

Don’t say that, don’t do that, The Guy is back

Scary gets into another super slimey story involving The Guy (Ref. Season 2, Ep 2, for deeper details on this 2-Parter), Another Guy, and The Next Guy. John Tory, what are you doing, my dude? Easter Egg: Stick around for a remix of an interlude track from one of my favourite lyricists, ChrisJay. Find her music at iamchrisjay.com

02-17
24:16

Season 3, Episode 1: It’s Me, Hi, I’m The Problem, It’s Me

Scary returns from hiatus to pick right back up where he left off…talking about nothing and everything all at once. It’s good to be back.

02-08
19:08

Season 2 Episode 5: A Little Bit Of Errthang

There’s a lot going on here. Just listen to it.

04-07
29:13

Season 2 Episode 4: Mareek From The Streets Writes In

Scary talks about his sketchy dating experiences from his early teens, bullying, and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.

03-10
24:26

Season 2 Episode 3: Good Times, Bad Times

This eppy has it all! Scary describes a few good times that took a turn for the nasty. Stay tuned at the end for a little bonus clip that a few of you have been asking for.

03-01
20:19

Season 2 Episode 2. Don’t Freak Out

A few examples of times that I’ve witnessed an exceptional freak out. Lassie, The Guy, Covid....this episode has it all.

02-10
17:12

Season 2 Episode 1: Here We Go Again

How I lost two pairs of tube socks. Uncomfortable dog situations, uncomfortable bum situations, and please......please.....know that you can be anything you want, anything at all, except for being a self absorbed social media attention whore.

01-25
20:02

T’was The Week Before Christmas

Giving, receiving, puppies and nips......this episode is a mash of Christmas thoughts that make about as much sense as 2020 itself.

12-16
18:59

Episode 6: Return of The Guy

The Guy shares his thoughts on a couple ladies he used to be attracted to, the time I was threatened with a gun, and a little lead in to Christmas.

12-07
16:22

Episode 5. Wang Chung

Scary provides thoughts on his childhood in contrast to what today’s kids ‘suffer’ through, gets strong about a personal issue, and talks about the time has propositioned outside the butcher shop.

11-27
20:34

Episode 4. Common People: Uncommon People

Scary talks about the scarification of 80’s movies, the Sexiest Man Alive, and finally weighs in with a Canadian perspective regarding the enigma that is Donald Trump.

11-18
25:56

Episode 3. Potatoes, Minks, and Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

We jump into another awkward conversation with The Guy...with an oddly dark tone. What do you know about the Denmark Mink situation? If you’re like me, probably not much. Finally, Scary answers an Instagram write-in topic...telling you his exact thoughts on the need for The Monarchy.

11-10
16:48

Episode 2. My reach is global, but my intentions are pure

Hello World! With the success of episode 1 reaching people across the globe, I ain’t fixing what ain’t broke. Topics include The Guy, Hockey and Racism, and The Tiger King himself.

10-30
18:43

Feels Like The First Time...and ya, I’ll make the next episode louder...just use your fancy pods.

Sharks. Watermelon Assault. Tattoos and Masks. You’re gonna learn a little about me. In fact, it’ll likely be enough to decide if you’re down for a second episode.

10-23
16:30

Hey, it’s me, Scary

This trailer should give you the chance to decide whether or not you hate my voice. I know there’s very little info here as to what this podcast is all about. But don’t fret, it’s only because I have no idea myself. I’ll be covering topics like Shark Week, The Perils Of Middle Age, Growing Weed At Home, and The Difference Between Being Assertive And Being An Asshole. Thanks for checking me out, I hope you enjoy my nonsense.

08-11
00:39

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