Scronk

Logan and Dan embark upon an epic voyage of streaming on Twitch and launch a new YouTube channel, it's kind of a big deal

It's been a while bby. Dan was on vacation and Logan has family in town, so maybe it's you who should be making the effort here. In this episode Dan and Logan attempt to fill the void left in Megan's heart by the untimely destruction of the Storywonk Outlander podcast. This episode features a great deal of 100% accurate Scottish accents, as well as some catchy tunes for the car ride home.

Logan and Dan look to pick up poor Club Penguin fans who are looking for a new home, talk shit about some shitty Kickstarter campaigns, and round out the evening with some good old fashion genital physics and gaming talk. This is the classy episode you've been waiting for.

Are you in the Phoenix area? Are you looking for a young, yet experienced; kind, yet ruggedly grizzled; erotic, yet professionally appropriate developer? Look no further than L.O.G.A.N. You see, L.O.G.A.N. stands for Laborious Overproductive Gringo Assaulting Negligence, which means this son of a bitch will work hard to see to it that anything you throw at him will probably get accomplished no later than a day or two after it's due. Hire him or he'll toss you into a van down by the river and have his way with your soul. I don't know what any of this means. Does this count as a reference for Logan? Hey buddy just link to this episode's show notes if you need me to put in a good word for you. \Aids.

We talk about idiots using their phone on speaker right up to their heads, and presidential boner mandates.

HOHOHO

The Red Cross retaliates with trumpets, Dan receives a threatening voicemail, we reveal some new Platinum Plus perks, and Logan forgets Taco Bell exists.

Most podcasts tell you about their dreams, but Scronk is going to make YOUR dreams come true. Once you hear about Scronk Platinum Plus you'll be able to march into your boss's office and drop several deuces on their desk. And hey maybe they'll be into it and you get a raise.

CROSSOVER! Dan and Logan welcome Cheeseflix's Andrew (or are Logan and Andrew welcoming Scronk's Dan?) to a super team up. Listen closely, because you won't want to forget any details when you're telling your grandkids about this. The boys watch a straight piece of garbo, Hard Target 2.

Logan and Dan make love on air for 55 minutes, then talk about Westworld for a few. It's a beautiful, life changing experience that we hope you'll all share with your families and friends on this lovely holiday weekend.

This episode is basically a test of whether or not your podcast app's "unsubscribe" feature works. A new soundboard basically destroys what's left of good family values, Dan and Logan briefly discuss the election results, and Dan wonders why people love to hang out in parking lots so much. Honest warning: the soundboard stuff gets a little off the rails so there are some brief sexually explicit drops. We try not to get too gross but it was pretty funny at the time. Join us next week as we attempt to salvage what listeners we have left and rebuilt our good names.

Logan reveals the root of his long standing rivalry with the dickhead from The Oatmeal, then they trash the new MacBook Pros. Dongles.

Dan battles with a browser virus and an adverse reaction to a flu shot while Logan just tries to make sense of the world around him.

Logan and Dan are back from their week long romp through Lazy Land to bring you the latest in complaining about first world problems, and making pinky swears with each other to improve their dad/husband bods. Super cool episode, we swear. I hope you want to hear Dan whine about not getting his shiny new toy, because oh boy we've got lots of it!

Logan and Dan explore the subtext of Jennifer Love Hewitt's "Let's Go Bang", Logan's love of Creed and other shitty 90's music cannot be contained, the boys talk about the new Google Pixel, and of course they respond to Dan's incredible spam mail offer.