Second Place Chasers

<p>Jack and Keith meet up weekly, fuelled by a bottle of cider,  to discuss all things FPL. Jack has never won their mini league which has resulted in him often being angry and bitter. Keith has won it several times and regularly reminds Jack. That could explain Jack's anger. Special guests appear every few weeks and good advice appears only a couple of times a season.</p>

Why Have A Nibble When You Can Have A Chunk?

Jack and Keith have to, once again, make do without Lachlan. Perhaps it was for the best because he had a terrible gameweek score and Chelsea got beaten as well. Jack is now below Keith in all mini leagues, but he swears it is merely a temporary thing.

10-04
41:41

The Woodkins Twins

Jack and Keith barely mention Chelsea with the absence of Lachlan, who chose sleep over a phonecall. I'd say he made the correct decision.

09-27
30:52

The Vegan Episode

Recorded in the middle of gameweek four and during the game updating, Jack, Lachlan, and Keith find plenty to waffle on about. Even veganism.

09-20
51:36

What Time Is It?

It's a Batalla take over as Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan and Kyle, who are first and second our mini league. We find out what everyone's plans are for gameweek four and Lachlan and Kyle dismiss the FPL skills of brother Ricky.

09-13
53:10

What's That Smell?

Jack and Keith are surprised by something they haven't experienced before. Lachlan has a plan. A long term plan. A not totally ridiculous plan. Brace yourselves.

08-30
45:45

The Touch Of Shit

Jack and Keith look back on their gameweek one scores and predictions. Keith proves that last season's struggles weren't just a flash in the pan. Jack promises to keep his decent start going for the rest of the season, but neither can get near Lachlan, who tops our mini league.

08-23
38:14

The Last Hurrah

Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan by phone just before the Europa League final which is a bit like if there was a playoff game to stay in the Premier League. There are predictions for the final gamewek, and Lachlan is nervous about Chelsea's final league game. Jack wants a cup win and to beat Gary once again.

05-25
48:10

The Chelsea Void

Jack and Keith enjoy the serenity and 33% more cider with the absence of Lachlan this week. Another blue and white team take the lions share of the chat as Jack talks about Leicester and a pontiff's farewell pun.

04-26
35:29

Murphy's Law

Jack, Lachlan, and Keith look forward to double gameweek 32. Lachlan predicts more misery for Liverpool, while Jack just wants Leicester to be put out of theirs.

04-11
48:50

On The Two-Two Train

Lachlan, Jack, and Keith cover gameweek thirty and thirty-one, welcome back reckless Lachlan, and say goodbye to Leicester.

04-09
44:51

A Mild Four Nil And A Little Dog In A Handbag

Lachlan returns to the podcast after a one week absence. Jack has a Leicester lament, and we wonder why both Nicky and Ricky are in Thailand at the same time. Perhaps warm weather training for Liverpool fans?

03-08
58:28

There's Always Someone Waiting

Jack and Keith hold down the fort with Lachlan unavailable. As expected, the ten minute Chelsea/VAR rant is missing from this episode. It will undoubtedly return next week.

03-01
35:14

Rogers Is A Bum

Jack and Keith sit back and listen to Lachlan get angry about Chelsea.....again! Even though they didn't have a shot on target against Brighton, he tries to tell us how VAR stopped them from at least having a draw. Rolling eyes emoji.

02-23
01:05:32

Master Vs Apprentice

Jack, Lachlan, and Keith talk nonsense ahead of another gameweek. Can Jack and Keith manage to talk Lachlan out of captaining Palmer instead of Salah or Isak?

01-26
54:03

Is That David Moyes?

Jack, Keith, and Lachlan come in mid-gameweek and during a power outage and a storm to discuss the future prospects of Graham Potter and David Moyes. Lachlan does his best Moyes impression.....word of warning, it's not great.

01-19
49:04

A New Leaf

Jack, Keith, and Lachlan look back at gameweek twenty, look ahead to the FA cup, and wonder if Nuno could be the manager of the season.

01-12
50:19

Boorowa Internet

The podcast returns for 2025, with Lachlan trying to explain how he came to have Kulusevski as captain, and vowing to make a comeback in the second half of the season. Jack has also given himself a new target for the season.......

01-02
01:05:56

Third Member

Jack and Keith are joined by new host Lachlan. What should you know about Lachlan? Well, his first tattoo was of the Chelsea badge, he likes Chelsea, and he also really likes Chelsea. Other than that character flaw, he's quite nice really.

10-04
47:01

Ed Sheeran's Not A Looker

Jack and Keith are once again without a guest but they carry on regardless.....speaking of carry on.....

09-21
47:23

Leverage Is The Answer

Jack and Keith are back after the International break to look ahead to gameweek four. A late withdrawal means that there is no guest this week, but they soldier on with more nonsense, some semi-reasonable advice, and there is a joke* *Keith has questioned whether it actually is indeed, a joke.

09-13
43:19

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