See What Happens

See What Happens is a weekly podcast from husband and wife, Rob Schneider and Patricia Maya. Along with the occasional guest (everyone from the duo's Hollywood friends to their gardener), the Schneiders dissect show business, their contrasting parenting methods, jokes, good food, philosophy, and then some. Be sure to tune in each week to see what happens!

Kidding On The Square

Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.

05-02
56:29

Cliff & Tracy

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.

04-23
51:48

COVID-19 Pounds Later

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B. 

04-11
57:07

Five Minutes (Underwater)

Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.

03-27
01:00:47

I Don't Think You're Going To Learn Anything

Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet paper. This episode was not sponsored by Marlboro.

03-20
50:39

The Crown Virus

Rob & Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.

03-12
48:23

I'd Rather Be

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.

02-21
58:31

Rodney

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss comedy pseudonyms, Rodney Dangerfield, and the secret to shaking 1,500 hands without breaking your own.  

02-12
47:19

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part II

Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech, and cancel culture.

02-05
01:21:15

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part I

Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international incident with the country of Spain.

01-28
01:01:54

"Daddy, Can I Have My Probiotic?"

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to discuss instant gratification, ayahuasca, and why you should never accept free laser eye surgery.

01-15
01:20:04

Holiday Fails

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss holiday fails, the time Rob roasted Quentin Tarantino, and how one can use religion to discipline their children.

01-10
57:41

Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part II

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

12-17
01:00:34

Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part I

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the first of two episodes to discuss the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

12-11
01:22:17

The Blamemeister

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.

12-05
53:42

Ow-Chi

Rob & Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.

11-29
01:15:54

Technologically Challenged

Rob & Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.

11-20
01:04:41

Friends

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.

11-12
01:32:41

The Green Thief

The fires are out, and Rob & Patricia are back to talk thievery, collectables, and their love/hate relationship with California.

11-08
01:01:46

Binge Watch Date Night

Rob & Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.

10-23
01:10:18

Tim Stinson

Basically she is playing the victim card. Boring.

03-28 Reply

Tim Stinson

New podcast idea. " blah blah blah history with Rob"

03-03 Reply

HeyDabid

You're back at long last, geez.

01-15 Reply

PetMyTurtle

love the podcast. I must say that it's hard to listen to Rob talk because Patricia continuously responds with "mm hmm" or "uh hu". No disrespect, just saying it is extremely hard to listen to the entire show sometimes. love you guys though

11-25 Reply

Gerardo Facundo

love the podcast!

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