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Comedians Tom Hutchinson and Jessie Nixon discuss cursed things in a comical way, whilst drinking the worst drinks known to mankind.
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LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursed Good day to all Ghouls and sundries <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat we recorded under a blanket where we got all giddy and stupid. Expect tales of Jessie's most promising suitor set, live sexting readings and our greatest creation; our very own Banksy. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/...
BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK! IF YOU ARE JESSIE'S SUITOR YOU MUST STOP HERE BY THE LETTER OF THE LAW WE WILL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T OKAY? This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the Mashed Swedes; two delightful little ladies who decided to run amok in traffic and I hope you don't like closure because you will not get it. We also invent the createst duo act of all time. Or do we? We do. Or do we? Yes that's the bit. I promise this is a good one. Follow u...
It's TWICKY 2 BABY! Getting it in RIGHT under the wire, but we are BACK with Fan Ficcy Twicky, in which Tom brings the worst (but most righteous) fan fic he can find before Jessie DRAGS us back into the swamps of My Immortal. We are so sorry. This episode features TwickyTom. I cannot warn you enough about TwickyTom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM: https://www.inst...
WE ARE SO BACK and DEFINITELY not 3 days late to Christmas at all... Merry Christmas Ghoulies! We hope none of you were kissed by a horse this year. Welcome to a festive little smattering of gifts (read loosely themed segments Jessie has mildly pulled out of her ass) as we discuss the Sicilian Mafia, Mother Flog, Festive Face Holes and ruin In The Bleak Midwinter forever (we are so sorry). As usual, our BONUS TWICKY episode will follow (albeit also after new years because our schedules are so...
ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3 Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliation fetishes, catholicism and so much more. New full fat episodes coming very sooooooonnnnnn, we love you all. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCurs...
HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patience. In the meantime, we've recorded some fun little remote hangouts that will be going out on out Patreon! They're way less structured and more just the two of us having a gossip, but it's very fun. The first of these will be up on Patreon on Friday, wi...
This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at your cosy halloween sleepovers. We also try to win an orgy, invent a post-life consent card and get Jessie frankly very very angry. Happy halloween our lovely ghouls, you're our spooky children <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces...
This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all time and extreme length. We also...do basically nothing else because the story was that long. Seriously this is a saga. Buckle in. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.pa...
This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately. We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, find out how we'd dress in an apocalypse and finally work out why EVERYBODY IS SO TIRED! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM: https:/...
ADVANCED WARNING: Our spookies apologies little ghouls, we had a nasty tech issue which has meant our mics did not work for this episode, so Tom has had to work with just the room audio. That means the whole episode sounds like we're talking at you from the bottom of a well. Super sorry, can assure you it won't happen again <3 This week, Season 2 (definitely official and definitely not funny) begins with a bang as Jessie brings us the tale of the Shark Hand Case! We also create, defi...
This week, Jessie brings us the genuinely awful, upsetting and just depressing tale of Jedward Jones (definitely his real name don't google it). Find out how delicious he was when he died! We also bring out our inner pitbull, find out what the worst sentence to say in a west country accent is and exhaustively list the penis sizes of Jessie's former lovers. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.pat...
This week, Jessie brings us a thoroughly researched and not at all slapdash look at the world of Feederism, which is exactly what it sounds like but just more sexual. Yum. We also discover that Jessie's mum is in debt to the hippy mob, uncover the implicit sexual contract of takeaways and continue to try and unpick whether Jessie is Gay, Bi, Asexual or honestly just a bit of a contrarian. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: W...
This week we delve deep (or as we deep as we can go) into one of the most infamous creepypastas of all time - presenting a slapdash history of the Slenderman Stabbings. We also pontificate on the uses of a second mouth, find out if Jessie is asexual or just gay, and WHERE does Pedro Pascal fit into all this?! Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.c...
This week, we're being KIND to ourselves and others, which of course means for this very first Self-Care Week we're talking about the story of The Eunuch Maker. We also fail to give each other compliments, create the worst massage soundtrack of all time and attempt to become psychic twinsies. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/se...
Oh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. We also discover our musical theatre chops, find out that Jessie is a public transport predator and start a beef with every improv troupe. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursed...
This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and enjoy the most insular episode of a podcast ever - seriously, if you've not listened to every other episode of Serving Cursed, please god do that first. Also watch The Hunger Games. Have fun with your homework, we love you xx Follow us on socials to co...
This week, Jessie brings us a stark warning about the dangers of Phrogging, including a grizzly murder that we will not allow on this show, you can have that one Redhanded you suckers. We also work out how to hit on the deceased, channel Chad Kroeger and work out what makes Jessie feel powerful. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcu...
This week, in our first ever sequel episode, Jessie regales us with the full tale of the band Mayhem, including Nazis, Murder, Church Burnings and a little sweetheart called Necrobutcher. We also work out what's actually on the dark web, have a couples tiff LIVE ON AIR and try our best to cancel Martin Freeman, and each other. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM...
This week Jessie necks some tequila and puts on her dancing shoes to bring us all the tale of the Dancing Plague, definitely set somewhere in Europe we're so sure about that bit at least. We also work out how to bring about world peace, commune with the peasants and define the medical term English Sweat. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed INSTAGRAM: https://www.in...
This week we try Cursed Tapas with 2 delightfully rancid tales - we dive into the joys of Cotard Syndrome, before bringing it home with the sad tale of the Coconut Lover. It's exactly what it sounds like. We also plot to kill a cat, create the ultimate black metal band and we stage a podcast heist to finally get the listeners we deserve. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret: WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursed IN...
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