Sh**ged Married Annoyed

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit. Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why he LOVES hotels. All of this plus he reads a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story. Sam's new Single Better Man is out now and his album Heartland will be released on October 16th. If you want your story to be shared by a special guest, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts? All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's! If you have some stories that you'd like to share on the podcast, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens! Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time! The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing the importance of theatre as a cultural experience. As well as all of this, Jordan reads an email from a listener and reveals his competitive side. Escape room anyone?? If you would like your email to be read out by a special guest, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com To book tickets to Entertaining Mr Sloane visit: youngvic.org/whats-on/entertaining-mr-sloane Jordan's book Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak and Dogs is available in paperback now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what she signed up to whilst drunk and the pair ponder over the identity of Banksy. The beefs are bed themed and QFTP involve a cat, shopping lists and an uninspiring history teacher. All of this plus some exciting news! Additional episodes featuring special guests will be in your podcast feeds from Wednesday 24th September! Send your weird and wonderful stories to: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury…  and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?! QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth… Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we’re beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we’ve discovered a brand new take on a children’s classic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das! Throwback to The Twits, The Depositor and that time a bird shat in Rosie's mouth! We hope you've all had a great summer. Keep an eye on the SMA feed for more exciting additional content coming your way very soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surprise family getaway! They discuss a disturbingly themed party, a Victorian wash, an unusual sex act and they decide that food and funerals don’t mix. All of this plus some Shepherd’s Pie Beef! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Becky Beef (a long distant relative) and news from friend of the podcast Jess the Paramedic! As well as this, Rosie reveals her Bingo calling past and Chris gets called out for mansplaining on song lyrics. There’s some hanky panky involving a friends aunt, inappropriate foot rubbing and some burglar role play! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate receives two calls from Rosie and successfully settles some urgent questions! There’s also a One Question Quiz, some Rat stats and a voice note from friend of the podcast, Carl Hutchinson. Beefs are gift themed and QFTP involve a quick ick, an appliance engineer on a home visit and some very questionable underwear rotation. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if you know you know! As well as that there is more strictly chat, Sandra stories, Beefs, a discussion about renewing wedding vows and a pooh, zodiac DJ themed story! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appearing on Netflix and we reminisce about something we'd completely forgotten about... chain emails! Rosie was pre-warned about this week’s beef - but things still get a little bit spicy… and we treat you to a very whacky edition of Extra Extra! QFTPs include a midwife miracle and a school assembly catastrophe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age wrong and proclaiming Rosie as a professional dancer! We hear Rosie confess her love for all things Cadbury and how she even did a school project on Cadbury World. They also discuss twitter bios, emojis and why spitting during sex is an odd choice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies’ . Stay tuned to find out how Brazilian jiu-jitsu ranks on the list. There has also been trampoline chaos, boomer run-ins and Rosie got caught red-handed on her iPad…  QFTPs include a very threatening legal letter, a mysterious stain and one of our favourite kinds of email… a midwife story!  One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠⁠link ⁠⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Public include the origins of the Bang Pillow, Mrs Dingleberry and the heart breaking love bite story! We hope you're enjoying listening to the best ofs and our usual Friday pods! Send us all your weird and wonderful emails to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠⁠link ⁠⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and border control hacks… all to look forward to on this week's episode! The trip has also given us two fresh holiday related beefs - but Chris has also been busy beefing with people poolside. QFTPs feature a day-ruining email and a *very* cool vehicle… One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of! This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don'ts of be married in to Rosie's family. We witness the start of Rosie's caravan campaign and the pair reveal their thoughts on PDA's, farting in front of your partner and why it's a bit odd to stay friends with all your exes. PLUS there's a celebrity question and we revisit Rosie Mamsey! One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thoughts on flight etiquette and fashion choices you make when you’ve packed all your best things for a holiday. There’s some Extra Extra, teary eyed beefs and some brilliant QFTP’s which cover scheduling adult time and mispronounced surnames. One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this link and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Keep sending all your brilliant emails to: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices